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Lovin' it He gets the stories He gets on sweeps Maybe I should be more like EvanYou don't wanna be like Evan Evan's an assholeI can be an asshole No Bruce You can'tYou gonna pick that up Yeah I'm

Yeah, I'm sorry

Bruce Almighty • 2003

Bruce:Maybe I should be more like Evan.Jack:You don't want to be like Evan, Evan's an asshole.Bruce:Well, I can be an asshole.Jack:No, Bruce. You can't.Jack:You going to pick that up?Bruce:Yeah, I'm sorry

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Lovin' it He gets the stories He gets on sweeps Maybe I should be more like Evan

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You don't wanna be like Evan Evan's an asshole

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I can be an asshole No Bruce You can't

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You gonna pick that up Yeah I'm sorry It's

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والدم لابد ان يبقى داخل الجسم

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وعلى هذا لابد ان يكون

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تلك الوجوه انهم يحرصون على تجميد كل شىء فى المخزن

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والان يتكلمون عن احتياجهم للدماء

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هذا ليس صحيح اين سمعت هذا

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مصدر موثوق من صديق سمع من صديق

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من ولد تعيش اخته مع شخص مهم فى الحكومه

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Et Evan s'en réjouit

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Il trouve les bons sujets Je devrais être plus comme Evan

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Ne sois pas comme Evan C'est un connard

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Je peux être un connard Non Bruce Tu ne peux pas

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Tu ramasses ça Désolé

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Er bekommt die Stories er bekommt die Süßigkeiten Vielleicht sollte ich ein bisschen mehr sein wie Evan

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Willst du mehr wie Evan sein

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Evan ist ein Arschloch

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Ich kann auch ein Arschloch sein

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Nein Bruce das kannst du nicht

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Alles OK

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Nein Es tut mir Leid

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Die ganze Beförderungssache macht mir Kopfzerbrechen

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Hallo Susan

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Dia disukai banyak orang dapat berita naik jabatan Mungkin harusnya aku lebih baik dari Evan

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Kau tidak akan mau menajdi Evan Evan itu brengsek

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Aku bisa menjadi brengsek Tidak Bruce Kau tidak bisa

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Kau akan mengambilnya kan Ya Maaf Itu

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Aku kalah Seluruh penyiar didunia ini sudah membuatku gila

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И Эвану Этому нравится кстати говоря Нравится

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Он ведет рейтинговые передачи Надо брать пример с Эвана

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Не бери пример с Эвана Эван осел

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И я буду ослом Нет Брюс не можешь

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Ты поднимешь Извини

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Bruce vamos a mantener tu historia en reserva

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Ahora vamos a volver al cuadro

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para colocar algo en el aire hoy

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Buena elección Jack Este el cadillac de los swandich

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Ok Gracias

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Jack

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Puedo hablarte un segundo

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Sí claro Bruce Dime

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votos

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Ah Bruce

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Jack

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Ayúdame Estoy desesperado hombre

Available in 7 languages

Duration

19 seconds

Views

2,049

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:42

Uploaded

Dec 12, 2020

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Pit Bull Productions,Spyglass Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Shady Acres Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A guy who complains about God too often is given almighty powers to teach him how difficult it is to run the world.

Actors

Bruce Nolan