Maybe I should be more like Evan. You don't want to be like Evan, Evan's an asshole. Well...
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Bruce:
Maybe I should be more like Evan.
Jack:
You don't want to be like Evan, Evan's an asshole.
Bruce:
Well I can be an asshole.
Jack:
No Bruce, you can't.
[Bruce whacks Jack's sandwich out of his hands]
Jack:
You going to pick that up?
Bruce:
Yeah I'm sorry.
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And Evan is loving it,
by the way. Loving it.
He gets the stories. He gets on sweeps.
Maybe I should be more like Evan.
You don't wanna be like Evan.
Evan's an asshole.
I can be an asshole.
No, Bruce. You can't.
You gonna pick that up? Yeah. I'm sorry.
It's... I'm losing it.
It's just this whole anchor thing
opening up has got me nuts.
JACK: Hi, Susan.
Hi, Susan.
Hi, Jack.
Look, Bruce. You're a good reporter.
You make people laugh.
All right. I'll tell you what. Today is the
156th anniversary of the Maid of the Mist.
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 1517
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, fantasy
Summary: A guy who complains about God too often is given almighty powers to teach him how difficult it is to run the world.
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