Ally, can we get a recap? You remember the Kowolskis. They're owned the shop for 30 years,...

Bruce: [first lines; over black; as "Man"] Ally, can we get a recap? Ally Loman: You remember the Kowolskis. They're owned the shop for 30 years, and they are attempting to set a record by making Buffalo's largest cookie. And... you have to wear this. Bruce: [as "Man"] A hair net? Ally Loman: Health department. Bruce: [as "Man"] You're kidding me. Ally Loman: If you're around the cookie, you have to have it on. It's the law. Bruce: [as "Man"] I just did the hair. The hair is perfect. All right, give it to me. Bruce: [cut in to Kowolski's Bakery in Buffalo; The Man, reporting for the Buffalo TV station, rises up with the hair net on his head] God, why do you hate me?

They've owned this shop for 30 years, and they are attempting to set a record by making Buffalo's largest cookie, and you have to wear this. MAN: A hair net? WOMAN: Health department. You're kidding me. If you're working around the cookie, you have to have it on. It's the law. I just did the hair. The hair is perfect. All right. Give it to me. God, why do you hate me? We're rolling. And speed. For three decades, the Kowolski family bakery has been a mainstay in downtown Buffalo, known for their sinfully sweet, cream-filled Polski Pierogis, and the occasional sugar-induced coma that follows. But today, in honor of their 30th anniversary, they've invited us to ride along as they go for the record on Buffalo's biggest cookie. Vol. Vol. You need a tissue or something? Can we get Vol a tissue or a spoon? It's a good thing we're wearing these today, 'cause I wouldn't want any stray hairs to fall into the booger. Are we gonna do this again? No. We can cut to B-roll.