Grace! Grace, come here! Grace, this is so weird, I was just calling you! Oh yeah, what,...
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Bruce:
[Grace has walked out angrily after catching Bruce kissing Susan Ortega. Bruce is running after her]
Grace! Grace, come here! Grace, this is so weird, I was just calling you!
Grace:
Oh yeah, what, and you thought like Susan's mouth was the phone?
Bruce:
She kissed me! I'm the kissee!
Grace:
Yeah, you were putting up a really big fight!
Bruce:
I tried to fight her off. I tried to stop her, but she's really strong. Okay, I screwed up! Can I make it up to you?
Grace:
Yeah! Why don't you get me a boat, Bruce?
Bruce:
What?
Grace:
Yeah, a big boat! And then maybe two big bags of cash? Then, then I'll be happy. Lots of money and lots of stuff! Other people want idiotic crap like getting married or having babies with the man that they've loved for 5 years, but not me Bruce! Just gimme the boat!
[She gets in the car]
Bruce:
No wonder you stayed single! Grace, don't do this!
Grace:
I'm not doing it! I'm undoing it. I'll be at Debbie's, you take care of Sam until I can make arrangements.
[She drives off]
Bruce:
You can't leave me! I'm the Alpha, lady! I'm the Omega, baby! Okay fine. I don't need you!
Transcript
Grace, this is so weird.
I was just calling you.
Oh, yeah. What?
And you thought, like,
Susan's mouth was the phone?
She kissed me. I didn't...
I'm the "kissee."
Oh, please.
Grace...
Yeah, you were putting up
a really big fight.
I tried to fight her off. I tried to
stop her, but she's really strong.
Okay, I screwed up.
Can I make it up to you?
Yeah! Why don't
you get me a boat, Bruce.
What?
Yeah, a big boat.
And then maybe two big bags of cash.
Then... Then I'll be happy.
Lots of money and lots of stuff.
Other people want idiotic crap like
getting married or having babies
with the man that
they've loved for five years.
But not me, Bruce.
Just give me the boat.
No wonder you stayed single!
Oh! Grace, don't do this!
I'm not doing this.
I'm undoing it.
I'll be at Debbie's.
You take care of Sam
until I can make arrangements.
You can't leave me.
I'm the alpha, lady!
I'm the omega, baby!
Okay, fine. I don't need you.
What's the matter, Bruce? She can't
handle a little competition?
The game's been called
on account of rain.
An unusually high number of lottery
winners has New York officials concerned.
So far, 1,100 winning tickets
have been turned in,
all strangely
from the Buffalo area.
More on this story
as it develops.
Enjoying your party?
Nothing like spending quality
time with great friends, huh?
Grace left me.
Yeah, I know.
She'll take me back.
She'll take me back, right?
Would you take you back?
Oh.
How do you make somebody love you
without affecting free will?
Clip duration: 135 seconds
Views: 1875
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, fantasy
Summary: A guy who complains about God too often is given almighty powers to teach him how difficult it is to run the world.
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01:24 I like this one
00:38 You want me and the homies to apologize right
00:14 Forget something
00:05 Let there be light
00:31 I better manifest some coffee
00:33 Parting your soup is not a miracle It's a magic trick
00:37 It's the owner of the maid of the mist Let's talk...
00:06 B e a utiful
00:35 I want her to be happy
00:18 The gloves are off God took my bird and my bush
00:13 How do you make somebody love you without affecting free...
00:36 Are you spying on me
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00:17 Where are you going I'm taking a vacation
00:33 Give me a break
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00:09 For 24 hours before I stir it into the chilli
00:04 All righty then
00:06 Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes
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