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You might wanna stop touching me

You might wanna stop touching me.Now is not a good time. Grace! Grace! Grace, come here!...

Bruce Almighty • 2003

Anon

1 year ago

I don't think

Anon

1 year ago

I don't think

You might wanna stop touching me.Now is not a good time. Grace! Grace! Grace, come here! Grace, this is so weird.I was just calling you. Oh, yeah. What? And you thought,like, Susan's mouth was the phone? I... She kissed me. I didn't...I'm the "kissee" Grace... Oh, please. Yeah, you wereputting up a really big fight. I tried to fight her off. I triedto stop her, but she's really strong. Okay, I screwed up.Can I make it up to you? Yeah! Why don't you,uh, get me a boat, Bruce. - What?- Yeah, a big boat. And then maybe two big bags ofcash. Then... Then I'll be happy. Lots of money and lots of stuff. Other people want idioticcrap like getting married... or having babies with the manthat they've loved for five years. But not me, Bruce.Just gimme the boat. No wonder you stayed single! - Oh! Grace, don't do this!- I'm not doing this. I'm undoing it.I'll be at Debbie's. You take care of Sam untilI can make arrangements

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You might wanna stop touching me Now is not a good time

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Grace

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Grace Grace come here

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Grace this is so weird I was just calling you

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Oh yeah What And you thought like Susan's mouth was the phone

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I She kissed me I didn't I'm the kissee Grace

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Oh please Yeah you were putting up a really big fight

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I tried to fight her off I tried to stop her but she's really strong

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Okay I screwed up Can I make it up to you

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Yeah Why don't you uh get me a boat Bruce

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What Yeah a big boat

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And then maybe two big bags of cash Then Then I'll be happy

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Lots of money and lots of stuff

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Other people want idiotic crap like getting married

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or having babies with the man that they've loved for five years

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But not me Bruce Just gimme the boat

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No wonder you stayed single

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Oh Grace don't do this I'm not doing this

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I'm undoing it I'll be at Debbie's

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You take care of Sam until I can make arrangements

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يالهى

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يمكنك ان تنادينى بروس

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ماذا حدث

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انت تبدو

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سعيد

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ولماذا لا اكون كذلك

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مثل

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انها مذهله

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تلك الذهور انها

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فهى خليط مابين زهور التيوليب وزهره اللؤلؤ

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اطلقت عليها تليجاردياس

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حسنا

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حبيبى هذه الزهور جميله جدا

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الليله الماضيه

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لم اكن سوى يشرا

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بيرى ساعدنى هنا

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Tu pourrais arrêter de me toucher maintenant

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Reviens

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C'est bizarre j'étais en train de t'appeler

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Tu as pris la bouche de Susan pour le téléphone

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Elle m'a embrassé

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Et tu t'es bien débattu

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J'ai essayé de l'arrêter mais elle est forte

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J'ai déconné Je peux me faire pardonner

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Pourquoi tu ne m'offres pas un bateau

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Un gros bateau Et deux gros sacs de fric

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Là je serai contente

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Plein de fric et de trucs

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Certaines veulent avoir des enfants avec l'homme qu'elles aiment

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Mais pas moi Donne moi le bateau

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Pas étonnant que tu sois resté célibataire

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Ne fais pas ça Je ne le fais pas Je le défais

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Je serai chez Debbie Garde Sam jusqu'à ce que je m'organise

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Grace

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Grace komm bitte her

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Das ist so verstrickt ich hab dich grade angerufen

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Oh Hat es gerade so ausgesehen als ob Susan's Mund das Telefon ist

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Sie hat mich geküsst

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Oh ja das sah ja wirklich nach einem großen Kampf aus

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Ich hab versucht sie daran zu hindern zu machen dass sie aufhört

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Aber sie ist wirklich stark

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Ok Ich hab es mit ihr getrieben

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Kann ich die Entscheidung dir überlassen

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Oh Ja Warum kaufst du mir kein Boot Bruce

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Was

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Ja ein großes Boot

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und vielleicht noch 2 große Koffer voll Geld

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Dann werde ich glücklich sein

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Jede Menge Geld und Zeug

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Andere Leute wollen idiotische Sachen wie

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heiraten oder Babys mit dem Mann den sie seit 5 Jahren lieben

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Aber nicht ich Bruce

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Gib mir nur das Boot

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Warum klimmerst du immer noch

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Grace tu das nicht

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Ich tu es nicht

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Ich mach es rückgängig Ich werde zu Debbie ziehen

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Du wirst Sam nehmen bis wir eine Vereinbarung getroffen haben

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Du kannst mich nicht verlassen

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Semuanya begitu membingungkan Kau mungkin ingin berhenti menyentuhku

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Sekarang bukan waktu yang tepat Grace Mungkin aku sedang tidak sadar

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Grace Grace kemarilah

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Grace ini sangat aneh Aku hanya mau meneleponmu

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Oh yeah Apa Dan kau pikir mulut Susan itu teleponnya

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L Dia yang menciumku Aku tidak Aku mencium Grace

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Oh ayolah Ya Kenapa kau membesar besarkannya

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Aku mencoba menghindarinya Kucoba untuk menghentikannya tapi ia benar benar kuat

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Baiklah aku sedang kacau Semuanya terserah padamu

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Yah Kenapa kauu tidak eh mengambilkanku sebuah perahu Bruce

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Apa Ya sebuah perahu besar

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Lalu mungkin dua kantong besar uang tunai Lalu Lalu aku akan bahagia

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Banyak uang dan banyak harta

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Kenapa orang orang hanya mau menikah

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atau memiliki bayi dengan laki laki yang mereka cintai selama 5 tahun

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Tapi aku tidak seperti itu Bruce Cukup berikanku perahu

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Tidak heran kau tetap sendiri

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Oh Grace jangan lakukan ini Aku tidak melakukan ini

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Aku mau pergi Aku akan tinggal di rumah Debbie

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Jagalah Sam hingga aku sudah bisa mengambil keputusan

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Может у тебя пропадет охота меня трогать

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Грейс Грейс Грейс иди сюда Грейс

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Это так неожиданно я только что тебе звонил

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Ну и что Ты принял рот Сьюзан за телефонную трубку

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Это она целовала меня а не я ее

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Ну конечно и ты при этом сопротивлялся

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Я пытался оттолкнуть ее Я пытался ее остановить но она очень сильная

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Ладно Я дал маху Я могу загладить вину

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Да может тебе подарить мне катер Брюс

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Да Большой катер и в придачу два мешка денег

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И тогда я может стану счастлива С кучей денег и кучей барахла

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Всем хочется выйти замуж и нарожать кучу детей от человека которого они любят

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Но не я Брюс я хочу катер

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Неудивительно что ты был не женат Грейс не делай этого

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Что ни делается все к лучшему Я буду у Дебби

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Позаботься о Сэме пока я не устроюсь на новом месте

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Me gustan los Sabres El técnico reza mucho

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Ok

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Ey este es Bruce Grace y Sam Deje su mensaje

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Grace Estás ahí

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Hola Soy yo

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Hola

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Vamos Grace

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Ven a la fiesta

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Te llamo más tarde ok

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Vamos Sam

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Ayúdame chico

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Ah Sam para

Available in 7 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

4,090

Timestamp in Movie

01:05:59

Uploaded

Dec 12, 2020

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Pit Bull Productions,Spyglass Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Shady Acres Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A guy who complains about God too often is given almighty powers to teach him how difficult it is to run the world.

Actors

Bruce Nolan