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Announcer: Welcome to Eyewitness News at Six, with Susan Ortega, Evan Baxter, Fred Donahue Sports, Dallas Coleman Weather. And now, Buffalo's Number One News Team. Susan Ortega: Good Evening and welcome to Eyewitness News at Six. I'm Susan Ortega. Evan Baxter: And I'm Evan Baxter and here's what's making news. A potential scandal with the Buffalo P.D. surfaced today when the mayor d-bow debit [choked off] Evan Baxter: [high pitched] D-bow d-bit d-bow [unintelligible chicken squawking] Evan Baxter: Bucka-bow, dee buck. Director: Someone get him some water please. Susan Ortega: Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water. Evan Baxter: [laughs like hyena, drinks, and clears throat] Oh, there we go. Sorry about that. In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France. Director: What'd he just say? Check the prompter. Technician: The prompter's fine. Director: Evan, READ THE COPY. Please. The copy's good. Just read it. Evan Baxter: The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news [breaks wind] Evan Baxter: Ohhhh. My apologies. Bulla blah, bulla blabity bulla bla [rapid unitelligible gibberish] Evan Baxter: Blabity blab bulla blah [explosive gibberish] Evan Baxter: [continues for 35 seconds] [vaguely Chinese] Evan Baxter: Kaa kaa poo poo. PEE PEE [nervous laugh]


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MAN: Welcome to Eyewitness News at 6:00 with Susan Ortega, Evan Baxter, Fred Donohue, sports, Dallas Coleman, weather. And now, Buffalo's number-one news team. Good evening, and welcome to Eyewitness News at 6:00. I'm Susan Ortega. And I'm Evan Baxter, and here's what's making news. A potential scandal with the Buffalo P. D. surfaced today, when the mayor... (CLEARING THROAT) (HIGH-PITCHED BLABBERING) (EVANS CLEARING THROAT) (HIGH-PITCHED) I'm sorry. I'm seem to have something stuck in my... Somebody get him some water. SUSAN: Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water. (LAUGHING SQUEAKILY) (CLEARING THROAT) EVAN: Oh. There we go. Sorry about that. In other news, the prime minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little nipples went to France. What did he just say? Check the prompter. The prompter's fine. Evan, read the copy, please. The copy's good. Just read it. EVAN: The White House reception committee greeted the prime rib roast minister, and I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I "lika" do the cha-cha. I'm sorry. We seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news... (FARTING) (CLEARING THROAT) My apologies. (EVANS CLEARING THROAT) (BLABBERING GIBBERISH) (CLEARING THROAT) (BLABBERING LOUDLY) (PIANO PLAYING SOFTLY) (SINGING) If I ruled the world Every day would be the first day of spring Every heart would have a new song to sing And we'd sing Of the joy every morning would bring If I ruled the world Every man would be as free as a bird May I? Certainly. Thank you. Every voice would be a voice to be heard

Clip duration: 185 seconds
Views: 880
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, fantasy
Summary: A guy who complains about God too often is given almighty powers to teach him how difficult it is to run the world.


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