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Announcer:
Welcome to Eyewitness News at Six, with Susan Ortega, Evan Baxter, Fred Donahue Sports, Dallas Coleman Weather. And now, Buffalo's Number One News Team.
Susan Ortega:
Good Evening and welcome to Eyewitness News at Six. I'm Susan Ortega.
Evan Baxter:
And I'm Evan Baxter and here's what's making news. A potential scandal with the Buffalo P.D. surfaced today when the mayor d-bow debit
[choked off]
Evan Baxter:
[high pitched]
D-bow d-bit d-bow
[unintelligible chicken squawking]
Evan Baxter:
Bucka-bow, dee buck.
Director:
Someone get him some water please.
Susan Ortega:
Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water.
Evan Baxter:
[laughs like hyena, drinks, and clears throat]
Oh, there we go. Sorry about that. In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.
Director:
What'd he just say? Check the prompter.
Technician:
The prompter's fine.
Director:
Evan, READ THE COPY. Please. The copy's good. Just read it.
Evan Baxter:
The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news
[breaks wind]
Evan Baxter:
Ohhhh. My apologies. Bulla blah, bulla blabity bulla bla
[rapid unitelligible gibberish]
Evan Baxter:
Blabity blab bulla blah
[explosive gibberish]
Evan Baxter:
[continues for 35 seconds]
[vaguely Chinese]
Evan Baxter:
Kaa kaa poo poo. PEE PEE
[nervous laugh]
Transcript
MAN: Welcome to Eyewitness News
at 6:00 with Susan Ortega,
Evan Baxter,
Fred Donohue, sports,
Dallas Coleman, weather.
And now, Buffalo's
number-one news team.
Good evening, and welcome to Eyewitness
News at 6:00. I'm Susan Ortega.
And I'm Evan Baxter, and
here's what's making news.
A potential scandal with the Buffalo P.
D. surfaced today,
when the mayor...
(CLEARING THROAT)
(HIGH-PITCHED BLABBERING)
(EVANS CLEARING THROAT)
(HIGH-PITCHED) I'm sorry. I'm seem
to have something stuck in my...
Somebody get him some water.
SUSAN: Looks like my new co-anchor
may need a glass of water.
(LAUGHING SQUEAKILY)
(CLEARING THROAT)
EVAN: Oh. There we go.
Sorry about that.
In other news,
the prime minister of Sweden
visited Washington today,
and my tiny little nipples
went to France.
What did he just say?
Check the prompter.
The prompter's fine.
Evan, read the copy, please.
The copy's good. Just read it.
EVAN: The White House reception committee
greeted the prime rib roast minister,
and I do the cha-cha
like a sissy girl.
I "lika" do the cha-cha.
I'm sorry. We seem to be having
some technical difficulties.
In other news...
(FARTING)
(CLEARING THROAT)
My apologies.
(EVANS CLEARING THROAT)
(BLABBERING GIBBERISH)
(CLEARING THROAT)
(BLABBERING LOUDLY)
(PIANO PLAYING SOFTLY)
(SINGING)
If I ruled the world
Every day would be
the first day of spring
Every heart would have
a new song to sing
And we'd sing
Of the joy every morning
would bring
If I ruled the world
Every man
would be as free as a bird
May I?
Certainly.
Thank you.
Every voice would be
a voice to be heard
Clip duration: 185 seconds
Views: 880
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, fantasy
Summary: A guy who complains about God too often is given almighty powers to teach him how difficult it is to run the world.
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00:06 Oh mighty Smiter
01:12 They're owned the shop for 30 years
01:18 What if God was one of us
00:46 I'll be out in a minute
00:12 And I'm the ant
00:12 What if I need you
02:08 The previous Buffalo record was 8 feet
01:28 Why make Buffalo's biggest cookie
00:22 Wanna make 10 bucks
00:17 The only one around here not doing his job is you
00:07 I am Bruce Almighty
00:44 You know that everything happens for a reason
00:28 And That's the way
00:22 The man of the hour
00:07 Eyewitness Nose
00:08 So God is picking on you
00:20 I've never seen the moon that big
00:09 You did that in a day
00:16 Just get a clue
00:05 I'm in the shower