What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on a us, tryin' to...

Bruce: [Grace is sat on the sofa, putting together a photo album. She hears Bruce singing from outside the door] What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on a us, tryin' to make his way... [She opens the door, and Bruce is stood there] Bruce: .hooooOOOOOOME! Grace: Oh my God. Bruce: You can call me Bruce. Grace: What happened you you? You seem so- [He interrupts her with a kiss] Grace: ... happy. Bruce: Why shouldn't I be? On a night like this. [He presents her with some flowers] Grace: Ooooh... those are amazing! What are these? Bruce: They're a new breed. Cross-pollination between tulips and daisies. I call them... tudaisies. Grace: Okay... [She walks away into the kitchen to get a vase] Grace: Honey, these flowers are really beautiful. But last night... Bruce: Last night I was only human. [He backs away seductively] Bruce: Barry help me out here. [the stereo magically turns on to Barry White's "Never Never Gonna Give You Up]

(BRUCE SINGING) What if God was one of us Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on a bus Trying to make his way Home My God. You can call me Bruce. What happened to you? You seem so... ...happy. Why shouldn't I be on a night like this? Wow. Those are amazing. What are these? They're a new breed. Cross-pollination between tulips and daisies. I call them tu-daisies. Okay. Honey, these flowers are really beautiful, but last night... Last night, I was only human. Barry, help me out here. (NEVER, NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP PLAYING) Oh, baby Oh, baby Yeah, I'll be here