You know that everything happens for a reason. See, that I don't need. That is a cliché....

Grace: You know that everything happens for a reason. Bruce: See, that I don't need. That is a cliché. That is not helpful to me. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"... I have no bird, I have no bush. God has taken my bird and my bush.

Wait! That's not rain! GRACE: Bruce, please don't do that, honey. You know that everything happens for a reason. That I don't need. That is a cliché. That is not helpful to me. BRUCE: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. I have no bird. I have no bush. God has taken my bird and my bush. Oh, I see. So God is picking on you, is that what you're saying? No. He's ignoring me completely. He's far too busy giving Evan everything he wants. Oh, that's great, Sam, but you missed your target. I'm over here! Don't get mad at the dog. It's not the dog's fault. No. it's God's fault. I gave him the wrong coordinates. All right. You know what? Enough. All right? Will you stop being such a martyr? I am not being a martyr. I'm a victim. God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if he wanted to,