It's dog shit!
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[Elvis begins reading an incantation against an unconscious Bubba Ho-Tep from JFK's "Book of Souls"] Elvis:
"You nasty thing from beyond the dead, no matter what you think or do, good things will never come to you. And if evil is your black design, you can bet the goodness of the Light Ones... " [begins to slow the recitation from disbelief] Elvis:
"... will kick your bad behind"? [muttering to himself] Elvis:
For chrissake! [to the heavens] Elvis:
That's it? That's the chant against evil from the "Book of Souls"? Oh yeah, right, boss. And what kind of decoder ring comes with that, man? Shit, it don't even rhyme well! Bubba Ho-Tep:
[regains consciousness, rises, and speaks in ancient Egyptian]
Eat the dog dick of Anubis, you ass-wipe! Elvis:
[Sitting down on the wheelchair]
It's dog shit!
"You nasty thing from beyond the dead, no matter what you think or do, good things will never come to you. And if evil is your black design, you can bet the goodness of the Light Ones... " [begins to slow the recitation from disbelief] Elvis:
"... will kick your bad behind"? [muttering to himself] Elvis:
For chrissake! [to the heavens] Elvis:
That's it? That's the chant against evil from the "Book of Souls"? Oh yeah, right, boss. And what kind of decoder ring comes with that, man? Shit, it don't even rhyme well! Bubba Ho-Tep:
[regains consciousness, rises, and speaks in ancient Egyptian]
Eat the dog dick of Anubis, you ass-wipe! Elvis:
[Sitting down on the wheelchair]
It's dog shit!
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You nasty thing from beyond the dead
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No matter what you think or do good things will never come to you
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And if evil is your black design
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you can bet the goodness of the Light Ones
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will kick your bad behind
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For chrissake
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That's it
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That's the chant against evil from the Book Of Souls
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Yeah right boss
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And what kind of decoder ring comes with that man
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Shit it doesn't even rhyme well
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This is dog shit
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Movie Summary
Elvis Presley and a black "JFK" stay in a nursing home where nothing happens - until a wayward Egyptian mummy comes and sucks out the old people's souls thru their a-holes. The two decide to fight back.
Actors
Bubba Ho-tep
