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"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" quotes

Buffy the Vampire Slayer poster
Flighty teenage girl Buffy Summers learns that she is her generation's destined battler of vampires.

Director: Fran Rubel Kuzui
Writer: Joss Whedon
Production: N/A
Year: 1992
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $16,624,456
Released: 31 Jul 1992
Awards: 1 nomination
That is definitely not a student - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:04 That is definitely not a student It's a stupid dance with a bunch of stupid people that I see every stupid day - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:06 It's a stupid dance with a bunch of stupid people that... There it is Have fun Be good Stay away from the Jag - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:05 There it is Have fun Be good Stay away from the Jag What I thought that look was over - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:06 What I thought that look was over Hey babe You wanna get some real power between your legs - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:14 Hey babe You wanna get some real power between your legs Come on Lefty Remember what happened the last time you messed with me - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:08 Come on Lefty Remember what happened the last time you... She thinks my name is Bobby It's possible she thinks my name's Bobby - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:15 She thinks my name is Bobby It's possible she thinks my... Excuse much Rude or anything Nice ensemble - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:03 Excuse much Rude or anything Nice ensemble Honestly I don't know how you made it through the crusades - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:05 Honestly I don't know how you made it through the... Oh ajob I would have been a wonderful boot maker - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:06 Oh ajob I would have been a wonderful boot maker Do you know what time it is - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:13 Do you know what time it is Hey I have detention slips here and I'm not afraid to use 'em - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:06 Hey I have detention slips here and I'm not afraid to... If we all work together together it'll all work out Are you with me Now get out there - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:15 If we all work together together it'll all work out Are... You are the chosen guy - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:11 You are the chosen guy And you're going to be able to use that to track them - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:26 And you're going to be able to use that to track them You do everything wrong - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:20 You do everything wrong Will you be wagging thatjaw of yours while I'm biting it off - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:09 Will you be wagging thatjaw of yours while I'm biting... I haven't finished with you bitch - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:05 I haven't finished with you bitch Now I'm really pissed off - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:05 Now I'm really pissed off OK people They're psyching you out Let's not be so defensive out there - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:11 OK people They're psyching you out Let's not be so... None of the other girls ever gave me this much trouble - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:08 None of the other girls ever gave me this much trouble Oh my God You're having an affair - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 01:01 Oh my God You're having an affair What are you talking about I've searched everywhere for you Buffy - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:15 What are you talking about I've searched everywhere for... Detention detention detention - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:09 Detention detention detention Three weeks ago all I could think about was - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:07 Three weeks ago all I could think about was I'm leavin' man I'm bailin' town This place has gotten way too hairy - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:26 I'm leavin' man I'm bailin' town This... Yes but her yabos scoff at gravity - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:05 Yes but her yabos scoff at gravity You got a C plus I can't believe I cheated off of you - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:11 You got a C plus I can't believe I cheated off of you Excuse much Rude or anything - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:04 Excuse much Rude or anything Do you have any gum - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:04 Do you have any gum It's drugs isn't it Hey I know where you're coming from - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:46 It's drugs isn't it Hey I know where you're... This is your defence Please - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:11 This is your defence Please Buff I don't see why we have to invite every single senior - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:10 Buff I don't see why we have to invite every single... I can't believe I'm doing this I can't believe I'm in a graveyard with a strange man - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:11 I can't believe I'm doing this I can't... Merrick you made ajoke - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:11 Merrick you made ajoke I know that guy That is a bad guy Can we go please - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:06 I know that guy That is a bad guy Can we go please You threw a knife at my head Yes I had to show you - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:15 You threw a knife at my head Yes I had to show you Let me in Pike I'm hungry - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:11 Let me in Pike I'm hungry Oh Wow - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:11 Oh Wow Don't worry They can't come in unless they're invited - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:13 Don't worry They can't come in unless they're... And now you're a coatrack - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:04 And now you're a coatrack Great My secret weapon is PMS That's just terrific Thanks for telling me - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:07 Great My secret weapon is PMS That's just terrific... Of what I don't know It's just ajob I heard of - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:05 Of what I don't know It's just ajob I heard of Get off my car dude - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:05 Get off my car dude They can't come in unless you invite them in is that true - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:25 They can't come in unless you invite them in is that... Look at me - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:04 Look at me It's too late You and I are one - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:11 It's too late You and I are one Pike isn't a name It's a fish - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:04 Pike isn't a name It's a fish How funky is your chicken How funky is your chicken - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:18 How funky is your chicken How funky is your chicken You weren't home Like always - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:08 You weren't home Like always Does Elvis talk to you - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:08 Does Elvis talk to you You OK - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:12 You OK Merrick I'm not gonna croak that easily I have something the other girls didn't have - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:15 Merrick I'm not gonna croak that easily I have... Does the word duh mean anything to you - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:05 Does the word duh mean anything to you You ruined my new jacket - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:08 You ruined my new jacket All I want to do is graduate from high school go to Europe marry Christian Slater and die - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:17 All I want to do is graduate from high school go to Europe... We're immortal Buffy - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:09 We're immortal Buffy They had this look in their eyes Totally cold Animal - Buffy the Vampire Slayer 00:09 They had this look in their eyes Totally cold Animal

Cast

Amilyn - Paul Reubens
Lothos - Rutger Hauer
Pike - Luke Perry