Yeah, I've been in the majors
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Ebby Calvin LaLoosh:
How come you don't like me? Crash Davis:
Because you don't respect yourself, which is your problem. But you don't respect the game, and that's my problem. You got a gift. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh:
What do I got? Crash Davis:
You got a gift. When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. You got a Hall-of-Fame arm, but you're pissing it away. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh:
I ain't pissing nothing away. I got a Porsche already; I got a 911 with a quadrophonic Blaupunkt. Crash Davis:
Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is a curveball! In the show, everybody can hit a fastball! Ebby Calvin LaLoosh:
Well, how would you know? YOU been in the majors? Crash Davis:
Yeah, I've been in the majors
How come you don't like me? Crash Davis:
Because you don't respect yourself, which is your problem. But you don't respect the game, and that's my problem. You got a gift. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh:
What do I got? Crash Davis:
You got a gift. When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. You got a Hall-of-Fame arm, but you're pissing it away. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh:
I ain't pissing nothing away. I got a Porsche already; I got a 911 with a quadrophonic Blaupunkt. Crash Davis:
Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is a curveball! In the show, everybody can hit a fastball! Ebby Calvin LaLoosh:
Well, how would you know? YOU been in the majors? Crash Davis:
Yeah, I've been in the majors
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How come you don't like me
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You don't respect yourself which is your problem
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But you don't respect the game and that's my problem
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You got a gift What do I got
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You got a gift When you were a baby the gods reached down
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and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt
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You got a Hall of Fame arm but you're pissing it away
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I ain't pissing nothing away I got a Porsche already
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I got a 911 with a quadraphonic Blaupunkt
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You don't need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt
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What you need is a curveball
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In the Show everybody can hit a fastball
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How would you know
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Movie Summary
A fan who has an affair with one minor-league baseball player each season meets an up-and-coming pitcher and the experienced catcher assigned to him.
Actors
Crash Davis
