It's time to work on your interviews. My interviews? What do I gotta do? "We gotta play...

Crash Davis: It's time to work on your interviews. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: My interviews? What do I gotta do? Crash Davis: You're gonna have to learn your clichés. You're gonna have to study them, you're gonna have to know them. They're your friends. Write this down: "We gotta play it one day at a time." Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Got to play... it's pretty boring. Crash Davis: 'Course it's boring, that's the point. Write it down.

You got somethin' to write with? It's time to work on your interviews. - My interviews? What do I gotta do? - You're gonna have to learn your clichés. You're gonna have to study them. You're gonna have to know them. They're your friends. Write this down. "We gotta play 'em one day at a time. " "Got to play... " - It's pretty boring. - That's the point. Write it down. ".. one day at a time. " All right. "I'm just happy to be here. Hope I can help the ball club. " I know. Write it down. "I just wanna give it my best shot. " "And the good Lord willing, things will work out. " ".. good Lord willing... " ".. things will work out. " Yeah. How's Annie? She's gettin' pretty steamed, actually, cos I'm still re-channelling my sexual energy.