You don't want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony. Nah. Well, my triple-A contract gets...
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Crash Davis:
You don't want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony.
Skip:
Nah.
Crash Davis:
Well, my triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold some flavor-of-the-month's dick in the bus leagues, is that it? Well, fuck this fucking game!
[pause]
Crash Davis:
I quit, all right? I fucking quit.
[Crash exits the office and stands in the clubhouse for a minute before sticking his head back through the door]
Crash Davis:
Who we play tomorrow?
Skip:
Winston-Salem. Batting practice at 11:30.
Transcript
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You don't want a player You want a stable pony
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No
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Well my AAA contract gets bought out
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so I can hold the flavor of the month's dick in the bus leagues
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Is that it Fuck this fucking game
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I fucking quit all right I quit
Clip duration: 25 seconds
Views: 702
Timestamp in movie: 00h 10m 59s
Uploaded: 04 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance, sport
Summary: A fan who has an affair with one minor-league baseball player each season meets an up-and-coming pitcher and the experienced catcher assigned to him.
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