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"Bullets Over Broadway" quotes

Bullets Over Broadway poster
In New York in 1928, a struggling playwright is forced to cast a mobster's talentless girlfriend in his latest drama in order to get it produced.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen, Douglas McGrath
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1994
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $13,383,747
Released: 24 Feb 1995
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 22 wins & 30 nominations total

48 video clips

RitaHelen SinclairDavid ShayneVenusSheldon FlenderEden BrentCheechSalJulian MarxWarner PurcellSid LoomisEllen
You're clever - Bullets Over Broadway 00:21 You're clever Hi folks What can I get you Two martinis please very dry - Bullets Over Broadway 00:19 Hi folks What can I get you Two martinis please very dry Please don't speak Please don't speak - Bullets Over Broadway 00:25 Please don't speak Please don't speak Stop it Stop it - Bullets Over Broadway 00:14 Stop it Stop it Y You're all missing the point The point is I can give pleasure many times a day - Bullets Over Broadway 00:21 Y You're all missing the point The point is I can give... You stand on the brink of greatness - Bullets Over Broadway 00:17 You stand on the brink of greatness Hey didn't I tell you to make horse durves - Bullets Over Broadway 00:31 Hey didn't I tell you to make horse durves She's perky She makes you wanna sneak up behind her with a pillow and suffocate her - Bullets Over Broadway 00:10 She's perky She makes you wanna sneak up behind her... Let's avoid confusion Sure - Bullets Over Broadway 00:11 Let's avoid confusion Sure Congratulations on your hit David - Bullets Over Broadway 00:09 Congratulations on your hit David I studied playwriting with every teacher I read every book - Bullets Over Broadway 00:18 I studied playwriting with every teacher I read every book Sorry you guys had to hear that I'm feeling fairly dizzy - Bullets Over Broadway 00:24 Sorry you guys had to hear that I'm feeling fairly... It comes to me all the time and it stinks on fuckin' hot ice - Bullets Over Broadway 00:07 It comes to me all the time and it stinks on fuckin'... Please forgive me My pedicurist had a stroke - Bullets Over Broadway 00:15 Please forgive me My pedicurist had a stroke Maybe Olive's got stage fright Maybe she won't show Not Olive - Bullets Over Broadway 00:14 Maybe Olive's got stage fright Maybe she won't... My beaker of martinis Your taste is exquisite - Bullets Over Broadway 00:10 My beaker of martinis Your taste is exquisite Oh it's still not a very glamorous role - Bullets Over Broadway 00:08 Oh it's still not a very glamorous role What am l A fuckin' idiot They taught me how to write in school before I burned it down - Bullets Over Broadway 00:10 What am l A fuckin' idiot They taught me how to write... You thought my first draft was cerebral and tepid Only the plot and dialogue - Bullets Over Broadway 00:23 You thought my first draft was cerebral and tepid Only the... Make love to me - Bullets Over Broadway 00:18 Make love to me Don't tell me you still think the world revolves around - Bullets Over Broadway 00:11 Don't tell me you still think the world revolves around There you are Mr Purcell you have been stealing our dog yummies and eating them - Bullets Over Broadway 00:23 There you are Mr Purcell you have been stealing our dog... I've become involved with Helen Sinclair and I feel terrible - Bullets Over Broadway 00:39 I've become involved with Helen Sinclair and I feel... Soon this town will belong to you We're having dinner Sunday night with Gene O'Neill - Bullets Over Broadway 00:13 Soon this town will belong to you We're having dinner... Can't you see - Bullets Over Broadway 00:37 Can't you see You're a star because you're great and you are a great star - Bullets Over Broadway 00:25 You're a star because you're great and you are a... You listening to me Cheech take a shower - Bullets Over Broadway 00:08 You listening to me Cheech take a shower Oh ain't you the big mouth since you hit your number - Bullets Over Broadway 00:11 Oh ain't you the big mouth since you hit your number Make it two Venus Do you want the blue stuff or the green - Bullets Over Broadway 00:12 Make it two Venus Do you want the blue stuff or the green She's dowdy Sid the ingenue has all the hot lines - Bullets Over Broadway 00:30 She's dowdy Sid the ingenue has all the hot lines I Don't speak - Bullets Over Broadway 00:09 I Don't speak Sylvia Pincus Big fat Jewish broad had a little tiny husband - Bullets Over Broadway 00:14 Sylvia Pincus Big fat Jewish broad had a little tiny husband It's a little idea she's wanted to do for years She plays Jesus' mother - Bullets Over Broadway 00:35 It's a little idea she's wanted to do for years... I do not steal from animals Get out of my trousers you horrid woman - Bullets Over Broadway 00:10 I do not steal from animals Get out of my trousers you... Who wants a drink I'll have a double anything Be great - Bullets Over Broadway 00:13 Who wants a drink I'll have a double anything Be great See the little towns go by - Bullets Over Broadway 00:07 See the little towns go by You're wracked with guilt You are wracked with guilt I don't know whether - Bullets Over Broadway 00:19 You're wracked with guilt You are wracked with guilt I... I Don't speak - Bullets Over Broadway 00:09 I Don't speak You shut up You're lucky you're Nick's girl - Bullets Over Broadway 00:08 You shut up You're lucky you're Nick's girl Where I come from nobody squeals - Bullets Over Broadway 00:05 Where I come from nobody squeals You do have a big appetite Giggles - Bullets Over Broadway 00:14 You do have a big appetite Giggles Suddenly I'm taking suggestions from a strong arm man with an I Q of minus 50 - Bullets Over Broadway 00:11 Suddenly I'm taking suggestions from a strong arm man... Julian Marx I do plays put on by Belasco or Sam Harris - Bullets Over Broadway 00:24 Julian Marx I do plays put on by Belasco or Sam Harris My tongue is hanging out to present it on the London stage London - Bullets Over Broadway 00:14 My tongue is hanging out to present it on the London stage... Oh yes He's creating a vehicle for Helen for next season Really - Bullets Over Broadway 00:20 Oh yes He's creating a vehicle for Helen for next... Ha ha Look who's here The big Broadway success - Bullets Over Broadway 00:15 Ha ha Look who's here The big Broadway success I'll get her a saucer You don't have to bother with that because I breast feed her - Bullets Over Broadway 00:14 I'll get her a saucer You don't have to bother... You never seem to want to get married and so one night we went out had a few drinks - Bullets Over Broadway 00:31 You never seem to want to get married and so one night we...

Cast

David Shayne - John Cusack
Helen Sinclair - Dianne Wiest
Olive Neal - Jennifer Tilly
Cheech - Chazz Palminteri
Ellen - Mary-Louise Parker
All Cast