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Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno:
What'll it be? Carl Hefler:
[walking up to the bar]
Package delivery. Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno:
For who? Carl Hefler:
It just says "Mayday". Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno:
Here I'll take it. Carl Hefler:
Ya gotta sign for it. [passing a clipboard] Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno:
[signs and returns clipboard] Carl Hefler:
[reading signature]
Kay-no-bee... K-noby! Is that like in Star Wars? Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno:
No idiot, it's "Knobby". Carl Hefler:
Oh! it's... so it's like a nickname. Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno:
Yes, I think maybe it's something like that. [knocking on his bald head] Carl Hefler:
Well I'm gonna need your full name, please. Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno:
Sorry... Carl Hefler:
Come on, it's the regulations. Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno:
Hey fuck you, okay? Carl Hefler:
Fuck you? Thank you very much! I come here to give you a fuckin' package and you decide to blow me shit? [getting more irate] Carl Hefler:
Like-like-like-like-like-like-like you're my idea of a dream come true - takin' shit from a dildo with ears? [shouting] Carl Hefler:
You know when I was like five I said, "Dad, Dad! Can I get a job where random fuckin' shitheads blow me crap all day?" I'm gonna break you in fuckin' half and use your head as a ballpoint! [grabs Knobby by the shirt] Carl Hefler:
Now sign the goddamn thing!
What'll it be? Carl Hefler:
[walking up to the bar]
Package delivery. Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno:
For who? Carl Hefler:
It just says "Mayday". Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno:
Here I'll take it. Carl Hefler:
Ya gotta sign for it. [passing a clipboard] Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno:
[signs and returns clipboard] Carl Hefler:
[reading signature]
Kay-no-bee... K-noby! Is that like in Star Wars? Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno:
No idiot, it's "Knobby". Carl Hefler:
Oh! it's... so it's like a nickname. Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno:
Yes, I think maybe it's something like that. [knocking on his bald head] Carl Hefler:
Well I'm gonna need your full name, please. Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno:
Sorry... Carl Hefler:
Come on, it's the regulations. Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno:
Hey fuck you, okay? Carl Hefler:
Fuck you? Thank you very much! I come here to give you a fuckin' package and you decide to blow me shit? [getting more irate] Carl Hefler:
Like-like-like-like-like-like-like you're my idea of a dream come true - takin' shit from a dildo with ears? [shouting] Carl Hefler:
You know when I was like five I said, "Dad, Dad! Can I get a job where random fuckin' shitheads blow me crap all day?" I'm gonna break you in fuckin' half and use your head as a ballpoint! [grabs Knobby by the shirt] Carl Hefler:
Now sign the goddamn thing!
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What'll it be
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Package delivery
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For who
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Just says mayday
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Here I'll take it
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You got to sign for it
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Ke no bi kenobi
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Is that like in star wars
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No idiot it's knobby
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Oh so it's like a nickname
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Yes I think maybe it's something like that
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Well I'm going to need your full name please
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Sorry
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Come on It's the regulations
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Hey
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fuck you ok
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Fuck you
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Thank you very much
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I come to give you a fucking package
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and you blow me shit
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Like you're my dream come true
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taking shit from a dildo with ears
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When I was like 5 I said dad Dad Can I get a job
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where random fuckin' shitheads blow me crap all day
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I'm gonna break you in fuckin' half
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and use your head as a ballpoint
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Now sign the goddamn thing
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Movie Summary
A retired cop blackmails ex burglar Bernice into paying him $20,000 - thus burgling. Paid to get a dentist's jewelry back from her ex's apartment, someone murders the ex and Bernice is a suspect. She investigates.
