"Burn After Reading" quotes

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A disk containing mysterious information from a CIA agent ends up in the hands of two unscrupulous and daft gym employees who attempt to sell it.

Director: Ethan Coen, Joel Coen
Writer: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, drama
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 63/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $60,355,347
Released: 12 Sep 2008
Awards: Nominated for 3 BAFTA 8 wins & 32 nominations total

92 Clips

Yes something snapped in my ass - Burn After Reading 00:03
Yes something snapped in my ass
My mother had an ass that could pull a bus - Burn After Reading 00:04
My mother had an ass that could pull a bus
What the fuck are you doing here you fucker You - Burn After Reading 00:06
What the fuck are you doing here you fucker You
What are you doing Shit - Burn After Reading 00:25
What are you doing Shit
The fish has bitten - Burn After Reading 00:05
The fish has bitten
Madam you are mistaken - Burn After Reading 00:15
Madam you are mistaken
You're home - Burn After Reading 00:26
You're home
I got his number I got his number - Burn After Reading 00:05
I got his number I got his number
Well hello - Burn After Reading 00:04
Well hello
We've been over and over and over this - Burn After Reading 00:10
We've been over and over and over this
I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor - Burn After Reading 00:21
I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor
It was just lying there - Burn After Reading 00:03
It was just lying there
You are not ideological - Burn After Reading 00:04
You are not ideological
That's just a Kryptonite lock You can open those fuckers with a Bic pen - Burn After Reading 00:06
That's just a Kryptonite lock You can open those fuckers...
What is this - Burn After Reading 00:03
What is this
That's good but Linda what do you really know about this guy - Burn After Reading 00:16
That's good but Linda what do you really know about this guy
Maybe I can get a run in - Burn After Reading 00:04
Maybe I can get a run in
Oh my God - Burn After Reading 00:03
Oh my God
You're a beautiful woman You don't - Burn After Reading 00:26
You're a beautiful woman You don't
Twenty years of Marshals Service I never discharged my weapon - Burn After Reading 00:10
Twenty years of Marshals Service I never discharged my...
We were young and committed and there was nothing we could not do - Burn After Reading 00:36
We were young and committed and there was nothing we could...
You tell Dr Cox I have the new keys - Burn After Reading 00:05
You tell Dr Cox I have the new keys
You wanna come downstairs You like surprises - Burn After Reading 00:36
You wanna come downstairs You like surprises
PC or Mac - Burn After Reading 00:04
PC or Mac
Manolo you didn't find this - Burn After Reading 00:11
Manolo you didn't find this
No a rock band Yes it's a law firm - Burn After Reading 00:06
No a rock band Yes it's a law firm
Just for now just keep an eye on everyone see what they do - Burn After Reading 00:27
Just for now just keep an eye on everyone see what they do
Some clown or two clowns have gotten a hold of my memoirs - Burn After Reading 00:19
Some clown or two clowns have gotten a hold of my memoirs
What the fuck - Burn After Reading 00:04
What the fuck
Osborne Cox - Burn After Reading 00:04
Osborne Cox
As soon as you give us the money dickwad - Burn After Reading 00:05
As soon as you give us the money dickwad
Oh my fuck I killed a fucking spook - Burn After Reading 00:07
Oh my fuck I killed a fucking spook
I know you You're the guy from the gym - Burn After Reading 00:35
I know you You're the guy from the gym
Osborne Cox - Burn After Reading 00:08
Osborne Cox
Appearances can be deceptive - Burn After Reading 00:04
Appearances can be deceptive
You think that might be enough carrots - Burn After Reading 00:31
You think that might be enough carrots
Yes sir And we'll interface with the FBI on this dead body - Burn After Reading 00:12
Yes sir And we'll interface with the FBI on this dead body
Which are so incredibly not cheap What is that - Burn After Reading 00:36
Which are so incredibly not cheap What is that
Report back to me when - Burn After Reading 00:09
Report back to me when
You should put up a note in the ladies' locker room - Burn After Reading 00:14
You should put up a note in the ladies' locker room
The Russians The Russians Uh huh - Burn After Reading 00:19
The Russians The Russians Uh huh
Mr Krapotkin Is this a secure - Burn After Reading 00:05
Mr Krapotkin Is this a secure
You kidding Pull around the corner and we'll do it in the back - Burn After Reading 00:09
You kidding Pull around the corner and we'll do it in the...
No No I'm sorry I don't know the number to my savings account - Burn After Reading 00:17
No No I'm sorry I don't know the number to my savings...
I work for them You work for Tuchman Marsh - Burn After Reading 00:09
I work for them You work for Tuchman Marsh
If you ever carried out your proposed threat - Burn After Reading 00:19
If you ever carried out your proposed threat
Where is the Treasury guy Pfarrer - Burn After Reading 00:36
Where is the Treasury guy Pfarrer
But I thought you might be worried - Burn After Reading 00:12
But I thought you might be worried
What do we learn Palmer - Burn After Reading 00:08
What do we learn Palmer
I have a drinking problem - Burn After Reading 00:10
I have a drinking problem
My mother had an ass that could pull a bus - Burn After Reading 00:16
My mother had an ass that could pull a bus
And you are not ideological - Burn After Reading 00:13
And you are not ideological
They're two different things - Burn After Reading 00:29
They're two different things
You are mistaken - Burn After Reading 00:35
You are mistaken
I'm Osbourne Cox - Burn After Reading 00:32
I'm Osbourne Cox
Maybe I can get a run in - Burn After Reading 00:12
Maybe I can get a run in
We've been over - Burn After Reading 00:23
We've been over
I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor - Burn After Reading 00:53
I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor
Twenty years of Marshal Service - Burn After Reading 00:38
Twenty years of Marshal Service
That's just a kryptonite lock - Burn After Reading 00:21
That's just a kryptonite lock
We were young and committed and there was nothing we could not do - Burn After Reading 00:43
We were young and committed and there was nothing we could...
You're a beautiful woman - Burn After Reading 01:29
You're a beautiful woman
That's right Ted - Burn After Reading 01:29
That's right Ted
What do you really know about this guy - Burn After Reading 00:32
What do you really know about this guy
Ya wanna come downstairs - Burn After Reading 01:56
Ya wanna come downstairs
What documents are you talking about - Burn After Reading 00:22
What documents are you talking about
Keep an eye on everyone - Burn After Reading 00:55
Keep an eye on everyone
Just lying there - Burn After Reading 00:27
Just lying there
Cox I have the new keys - Burn After Reading 00:12
Cox I have the new keys
Have gotten a hold of my memoirs - Burn After Reading 00:34
Have gotten a hold of my memoirs
Or I don't know - Burn After Reading 00:34
Or I don't know
What a clusterfuck - Burn After Reading 00:11
What a clusterfuck
As soon as you give us the money - Burn After Reading 00:14
As soon as you give us the money
I just killed a fucking spook - Burn After Reading 00:13
I just killed a fucking spook
And you're my wife's lover - Burn After Reading 01:39
And you're my wife's lover
Appearances can be - Burn After Reading 00:11
Appearances can be
You know you really are a negative person - Burn After Reading 00:57
You know you really are a negative person
This is Osbourne Cox - Burn After Reading 00:15
This is Osbourne Cox
This is some heavy shit - Burn After Reading 04:04
This is some heavy shit
Interface with the FBI on this dead body - Burn After Reading 00:25
Interface with the FBI on this dead body
I don't think so - Burn After Reading 00:39
I don't think so
You should put up a note in the ladies locker room - Burn After Reading 00:39
You should put up a note in the ladies locker room
Russian Embassy - Burn After Reading 00:25
Russian Embassy
We'll do it in the back - Burn After Reading 00:27
We'll do it in the back
Is this a secure line - Burn After Reading 00:21
Is this a secure line
I don't know the number to - Burn After Reading 00:43
I don't know the number to
You work for Tuchman Marsh - Burn After Reading 00:23
You work for Tuchman Marsh
The treasury guy - Burn After Reading 02:23
The treasury guy
You think that's a Schwinn - Burn After Reading 00:54
You think that's a Schwinn
Jesus Fucking Christ - Burn After Reading 00:35
Jesus Fucking Christ
I thought you might be worried - Burn After Reading 00:17
I thought you might be worried
I have a drinking problem - Burn After Reading 00:25
I have a drinking problem

Cast

Harry Pfarrer - George Clooney
Linda Litzke - Frances McDormand
Chad Feldheimer - Brad Pitt
Osborne Cox - John Malkovich
Katie Cox - Tilda Swinton
Sandy Pfarrer - Elizabeth Marvel
CIA Officer Palmer DeBakey Smith - David Rasche
CIA Superior - J.K. Simmons
Krapotkin - Olek Krupa
Tuchman Marsh Man - Kevin Sussman
Divorce Lawyer - J.R. Horne
Party Guest - Pun Bandhu
Party Guest - Karla Mosley
Cosmetic Surgeon - Jeffrey DeMunn
Stretching Gym Patron - Richard Poe
Prospective Gym Customer - Carmen M. Herlihy
Manolo - Raul Aranas
Lawyer's Secretary - Judy Frank
Russian Embassy Escort - Sándor Técsy
Senior Russian Embassy Man - Yury Tsykun
Process Server - Robert Prescott
Morning Show Host - Matt Walton
Morning Show Hostess - Lori Hammel
PR Woman - Crystal Bock
Sandy's Man - Patrick Boll
Four-Year-Old Patient - Logan Kulick
Star of "Coming Up Daisy" - Dermot Mulroney
Drunken Princetonian - Robert R. Barry
Drunken Princetonian - Ted Bouton
Drunken Princetonian - Bob Bowersox
Drunken Princetonian - Oliver Buckingham
Drunken Princetonian - Michael Fawcett
Drunken Princetonian - William Fowle
Drunken Princetonian - Charles Gemmill
Drunken Princetonian - Mitch Giannunzio
Drunken Princetonian - Cliff Goulet
Drunken Princetonian - William D. Grey
Drunken Princetonian - Gary Henderson
Drunken Princetonian - Ron Kidd
Drunken Princetonian - Bill Massof
Drunken Princetonian - Brian McKeon
Drunken Princetonian - Ken McNeill
Drunken Princetonian - Tim Miller
Drunken Princetonian - Jay Parks
Drunken Princetonian - Roger Rathburn
Drunken Princetonian - Eric Richardson
Drunken Princetonian - Bart Wilder
Lt. Macdonald - James Thomas Bligh
Tourist - Matt Cannon
Suspicious Man - Justin Doescher
Tourist - Kimberly Dorsey
Businessman - Liam Ferguson
CIA Agent - Joe Jagatic
Self - Family Feud Host - Richard Karn
Senator - RJ Konner
Nam Vet Visiting WWII Memorial - T. Alloy Langenfeld
Tourist - Mike Monroe
Business Man - Josh Mowery
The Witness - Kevin Kean Murphy
Man in Park - Douglas Nelson
Runner - Vito Pietanza
Surveillance Man - Devin Rumer
Driver - Kenny Shapiro
Suspicious Tourist - Day Player - Kevin Tan
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