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Burn After Reading

As soon as you give us the money, dickwad!

Osbourne Cox:Give me the CD!Chad Feldheimer:As soon as you give us the money, dickwad!

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As soon as you give us the money dickwad
Duration
5 seconds
Views
439
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:07
Uploaded
Mar 26, 2022
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
Focus Features,StudioCanal,Relativity Media,Working Title Films,Mike Zoss Productions

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Movie Summary

A disk containing mysterious information from a CIA agent ends up in the hands of two unscrupulous and daft gym employees who attempt to sell it.

Actors

Brad Pitt
Chad Feldheimer
Brad Pitt
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What is this
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Madam, you are mistaken.
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PC or Mac
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The fish has bitten
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You are not ideological
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You wanna come downstairs You like surprisesWell I'm...
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The Russians The RussiansThe Russian Embassy yeahAre you...
What the fuck - Burn After Reading 00:04
What the fuck
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You kidding Pull around the corner and we'll do it in...
Oh my fuck I killed a fucking spook - Burn After Reading 00:07
Oh my fuck I killed a fucking spook
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What the fuck are you doing here you fucker You
They all seem to be sleeping with each otherAll right Spare me - Burn After Reading 00:05
They all seem to be sleeping with each otherAll right Spare...
Just for now just keep an eye on everyone see what they doYes sir And we'll interface with the FBI on this dead bodyNo No God no We don't want those idiots bumbling around in thisBurn the body Get rid of itAnd keep an eye on everyone see what they - Burn After Reading 00:27
Just for now just keep an eye on everyone see what they...
Mr Krapotkin Is this a secure - Burn After Reading 00:05
Mr Krapotkin Is this a secure
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You think that might be enough carrotsWhatFor the saladYou...
I work for them You work for Tuchman MarshYesIs that a law firmNo a rock band Yes it's a law firm - Burn After Reading 00:09
I work for them You work for Tuchman MarshYesIs that a law...
No a rock band Yes it's a law firm - Burn After Reading 00:06
No a rock band Yes it's a law firm
No No I'm sorry I don't know the number to my savings accountbecause believe it or not I don't spend my entire daysitting around trying to memorize the fucking numbersto my fucking bank accounts Moron - Burn After Reading 00:18
No No I'm sorry I don't know the number to my...
You tell Dr Cox I have the new keys - Burn After Reading 00:05
You tell Dr Cox I have the new keys