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Burn After Reading

My mother had an ass that could pull a bus!

Linda Litzke:
My mother had an ass that could pull a bus!

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My mother had an ass that could pull a bus
Duration
4 seconds
Views
380
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:55
Uploaded
Mar 26, 2022
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
Focus Features,StudioCanal,Relativity Media,Working Title Films,Mike Zoss Productions

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Movie Summary

A disk containing mysterious information from a CIA agent ends up in the hands of two unscrupulous and daft gym employees who attempt to sell it.

Actors

Frances McDormand
Linda Litzke
Frances McDormand
Yes something snapped in my ass - Burn After Reading 00:03
Yes something snapped in my ass
I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humorThat guy Wait That guy wasn't bad HimNo before HimYeah He might not be a loserHow can you tellThat's a Brioni suit YeahShit yeahDoes he look like he would have a sense of humorLooks like his optometrist - Burn After Reading 00:21
I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humorThat...
We've been over and over and over this. - Burn After Reading 00:10
We've been over and over and over this.
This is some heavy shitIs that my date listNo fuckYou know I'm trying to reinvent myself and these procedureswhich are so incredibly not cheap What is thatI can't believe thisThis is like intelligence shitI'm not comfortable with thisThis is like What is - Burn After Reading 01:34
This is some heavy shitIs that my date listNo fuckYou know...
It was just lying there - Burn After Reading 00:04
It was just lying there
You should put up a note in the ladies' locker roomPut up a noteHighly classified shit foundSignals intelligence shit CIA shitHello Did anybody lose their secret CIA shit I don't think so - Burn After Reading 00:14
You should put up a note in the ladies' locker roomPut...
Manolo you didn't find thisI found it on the floor thereYeah I know butRight there on the floor thereJust lying there - Burn After Reading 00:11
Manolo you didn't find thisI found it on the floor...
You're a beautiful woman You don'tI have gone just about as far as I can go with this bodyI think it's a beautifulIt's not a phony baloney Hollywood bodyThat's right Ted I would be laughed out of HollywoodI have very limited breasts a ginormous assand - Burn After Reading 00:26
You're a beautiful woman You don'tI have gone just...
Well hello - Burn After Reading 00:04
Well hello
Maybe I can get a run in - Burn After Reading 00:04
Maybe I can get a run in
Oh my God - Burn After Reading 00:03
Oh my God
Osborne Cox - Burn After Reading 00:10
Osborne Cox
AndI got his number I got his number - Burn After Reading 00:07
AndI got his number I got his number
But I thought you might be worriedWorriedAbout the security of your shit - Burn After Reading 00:12
But I thought you might be worriedWorriedAbout the security...
Osborne CoxYes Yes this isHello it's Osborne Cox Who the fuck are you - Burn After Reading 00:08
Osborne CoxYes Yes this isHello it's Osborne Cox Who...
Some clown or two clowns have gotten a hold of my memoirsYour whatStolen it or I don't know howYour whatMy memoirs the book that I'm writingWell why in God's name would anyone think that's worth anything - Burn After Reading 00:19
Some clown or two clowns have gotten a hold of my...
That's good but Linda what do you really know about this guyI told you he's in the Treasury DepartmentBut no I meanYou know he could be one of these guys that cruises the InternetYeah so am I - Burn After Reading 00:16
That's good but Linda what do you really know about...
Appearances can be deceptive - Burn After Reading 00:04
Appearances can be deceptive
If you ever carried out your proposed threatyou would experience such a shit storm of consequences my friendthat your empty little head would be spinningfaster than the wheels of your Schwinn bicycle back thereYou think that's a Schwinn - Burn After Reading 00:19
If you ever carried out your proposed threatyou would...
As soon as you give us the money dickwad - Burn After Reading 00:05
As soon as you give us the money dickwad