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Twenty years of Marshals Service I never discharged my weaponThat sounds like something you should be telling your psychiatristI don't have a psychiatrist
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Burn After Reading

I don't have a psychologist!

Harry Pfarrer:
Twenty years of Marshal Service, I never discharged my gun.Osbourne Cox:That sounds like something you ought to be telling your psychologist.Harry Pfarrer:I don't have a psychologist!

Full Transcript

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Twenty years of Marshals Service I never discharged my weapon
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That sounds like something you should be telling your psychiatrist
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I don't have a psychiatrist
Duration
10 seconds
Views
371
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:36
Uploaded
Mar 02, 2026
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
Focus Features,StudioCanal,Relativity Media,Working Title Films,Mike Zoss Productions

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Movie Summary

A disk containing mysterious information from a CIA agent ends up in the hands of two unscrupulous and daft gym employees who attempt to sell it.

Actors

George Clooney
Harry Pfarrer
George Clooney
Tilda Swinton
Katie Cox
Tilda Swinton
God damn it. - Burn After Reading 00:16
God damn it.
What a horse's ass. - Burn After Reading 00:11
What a horse's ass.
Government service is not the same as when you were in State. - Burn After Reading 00:43
Government service is not the same as when you were in...
We were young and committed and there was nothing we could not do. - Burn After Reading 00:12
We were young and committed and there was nothing we could...
We were young and committed and there was nothing we could not doWe thought of the Agency lessThe principles of George Kennana personal hero of minelike the fabled Murrow's Boysat a time of - Burn After Reading 00:36
We were young and committed and there was nothing we could...
The principles of George Kennan, a personal hero of mine, like the fabled Murrow's Boys, at a time of... - Burn After Reading 00:21
The principles of George Kennan, a personal hero of mine,...
You have reached the Cox Group. - Burn After Reading 00:33
You have reached the Cox Group.
My mother had an ass that could pull a bus - Burn After Reading 00:04
My mother had an ass that could pull a bus
Yes something snapped in my ass - Burn After Reading 00:03
Yes something snapped in my ass
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I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humorThat...
We've been over and over and over this. - Burn After Reading 00:10
We've been over and over and over this.
This is some heavy shitIs that my date listNo fuckYou know I'm trying to reinvent myself and these procedureswhich are so incredibly not cheap What is thatI can't believe thisThis is like intelligence shitI'm not comfortable with thisThis is like What is - Burn After Reading 01:34
This is some heavy shitIs that my date listNo fuckYou know...
It was just lying there - Burn After Reading 00:04
It was just lying there
You should put up a note in the ladies' locker roomPut up a noteHighly classified shit foundSignals intelligence shit CIA shitHello Did anybody lose their secret CIA shit I don't think so - Burn After Reading 00:14
You should put up a note in the ladies' locker roomPut...
Manolo you didn't find thisI found it on the floor thereYeah I know butRight there on the floor thereJust lying there - Burn After Reading 00:11
Manolo you didn't find thisI found it on the floor...
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You're a beautiful woman You don'tI have gone just...
Well hello - Burn After Reading 00:04
Well hello
Maybe I can get a run in - Burn After Reading 00:04
Maybe I can get a run in
Oh my God - Burn After Reading 00:03
Oh my God
Osborne Cox - Burn After Reading 00:10
Osborne Cox