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You wanna come downstairs You like surprises
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Ya wanna come downstairs? Ya like surprises? Well, I'm always open to new experiences....

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Harry Pfarrer: Ya wanna come downstairs? Ya like surprises? Linda Litzke: [cheerful] Well, I'm always open to new experiences. Harry Pfarrer: [walking downstairs] Yeah, I tell ya. I saw an ad for this in a gentlemen's magazine. Twelve hundred bucks. I'm lookin' at this thing and I think, 'You gotta be kiddin' me.' I'm a hobbyist. Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for... a hundred bucks. Linda Litzke: What is it? Harry Pfarrer: What is it? [pats the seat of the mechanism] Harry Pfarrer: You sit down there, make yourself comfortable, put your feet in the stirrups, and... [cycles the mechanism] Linda Litzke: Oh my God. [awed whisper] Linda Litzke: That's fantastic. Harry Pfarrer: It's something, isn't it? Hundred bucks, all in - not counting my labor, and the... cost of the dildo. Those things aren't cheap. See, I'd like to... [pause] Harry Pfarrer: ...I'm not set up to mold hard rubber.


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You wanna come downstairs You like surprises
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Well I'm always open to new experiences
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I gotta tell you I saw an ad for this in a gentleman's magazine
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1 200 bucks 1 200 bucks I'm looking at this thing and I think
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Jesus you gotta be kidding me I'm a hobbyist
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This thing's basically nothing but Speed Rail
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I figure I'd go down to Home Depot
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and whip this up myself for 100 bucks
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What is it
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You sit down there make yourself comfortable
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put your feet in the stirrups and

Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 659
Timestamp in movie: 00h 52m 31s
Uploaded: 26 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A disk containing mysterious information from a CIA agent ends up in the hands of two unscrupulous and daft gym employees who attempt to sell it.


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