...I'm not set up to mold hard rubber
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Harry Pfarrer:
Ya wanna come downstairs? Ya like surprises?Linda Litzke: Well, I'm always open to new experiences.Harry Pfarrer: Yeah, I tell ya. I saw an ad for this in a gentlemen's magazine. Twelve hundred bucks. I'm lookin' at this thing and I think, 'You gotta be kiddin' me.' I'm a hobbyist. Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for... a hundred bucks.Linda Litzke:What is it?Harry Pfarrer:What is it?Harry Pfarrer:You sit down there, make yourself comfortable, put your feet in the stirrups, and...Linda Litzke:Oh my God.Linda Litzke:That's fantastic.Harry Pfarrer:It's something, isn't it? Hundred bucks, all in - not counting my labor, and the... cost of the dildo. Those things aren't cheap. See, I'd like to...Harry Pfarrer:...I'm not set up to mold hard rubber
Ya wanna come downstairs? Ya like surprises?Linda Litzke: Well, I'm always open to new experiences.Harry Pfarrer: Yeah, I tell ya. I saw an ad for this in a gentlemen's magazine. Twelve hundred bucks. I'm lookin' at this thing and I think, 'You gotta be kiddin' me.' I'm a hobbyist. Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for... a hundred bucks.Linda Litzke:What is it?Harry Pfarrer:What is it?Harry Pfarrer:You sit down there, make yourself comfortable, put your feet in the stirrups, and...Linda Litzke:Oh my God.Linda Litzke:That's fantastic.Harry Pfarrer:It's something, isn't it? Hundred bucks, all in - not counting my labor, and the... cost of the dildo. Those things aren't cheap. See, I'd like to...Harry Pfarrer:...I'm not set up to mold hard rubber
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You wanna come downstairs You like surprises
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Well I'm always open to new experiences
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I gotta tell you I saw an ad for this in a gentleman's magazine
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1 200 bucks 1 200 bucks I'm looking at this thing and I think
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Jesus you gotta be kidding me I'm a hobbyist
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This thing's basically nothing but Speed Rail
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I figure I'd go down to Home Depot
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and whip this up myself for 100 bucks
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What is it
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You sit down there make yourself comfortable
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put your feet in the stirrups and
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Oh my God
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That's fantastic
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Something isn't it 100 bucks all in
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Not counting my labor and the cost of the dildo
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Those things aren't cheap
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See I lack that I'm not set up to mold hard rubber
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Movie Summary
A disk containing mysterious information from a CIA agent ends up in the hands of two unscrupulous and daft gym employees who attempt to sell it.
Actors
Harry Pfarrer
Linda Litzke
