Ya wanna come downstairs? Ya like surprises? Well, I'm always open to new experiences....
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Harry Pfarrer:
Ya wanna come downstairs? Ya like surprises?
Linda Litzke:
[cheerful]
Well, I'm always open to new experiences.
Harry Pfarrer:
[walking downstairs]
Yeah, I tell ya. I saw an ad for this in a gentlemen's magazine. Twelve hundred bucks. I'm lookin' at this thing and I think, 'You gotta be kiddin' me.' I'm a hobbyist. Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for... a hundred bucks.
Linda Litzke:
What is it?
Harry Pfarrer:
What is it?
[pats the seat of the mechanism]
Harry Pfarrer:
You sit down there, make yourself comfortable, put your feet in the stirrups, and...
[cycles the mechanism]
Linda Litzke:
Oh my God.
[awed whisper]
Linda Litzke:
That's fantastic.
Harry Pfarrer:
It's something, isn't it? Hundred bucks, all in - not counting my labor, and the... cost of the dildo. Those things aren't cheap. See, I'd like to...
[pause]
Harry Pfarrer:
...I'm not set up to mold hard rubber.
Transcript
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You wanna come downstairs You like surprises
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Well I'm always open to new experiences
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I gotta tell you I saw an ad for this in a gentleman's magazine
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1 200 bucks 1 200 bucks I'm looking at this thing and I think
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Jesus you gotta be kidding me I'm a hobbyist
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This thing's basically nothing but Speed Rail
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I figure I'd go down to Home Depot
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and whip this up myself for 100 bucks
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What is it
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You sit down there make yourself comfortable
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put your feet in the stirrups and
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 685
Timestamp in movie: 00h 52m 31s
Uploaded: 26 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A disk containing mysterious information from a CIA agent ends up in the hands of two unscrupulous and daft gym employees who attempt to sell it.
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Actors
00:05 You tell Dr Cox I have the new keys
00:36 We were young and committed and there was nothing we could...
00:10 Twenty years of Marshals Service I never discharged my...
00:26 You're a beautiful woman You don't
00:06 Oh my God
00:04 Maybe I can get a run in
00:16 That's good but Linda what do you really know about...
00:03 What is this
00:06 That's just a Kryptonite lock You can open those...
00:04 You are not ideological
00:04 It was just lying there
00:21 I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor
00:10 We've been over and over and over this
00:08 Well hello
00:06 I got his number I got his number
00:26 You're home
00:20 Madam you are mistaken
00:11 The fish has bitten
00:25 What are you doing Shit
00:06 What the fuck are you doing here you fucker You