"Bushwhacked" quotes

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On the run from authorities, a sleazy courier poses as a Scout leader on a camping trip. But he has no idea what he's in for when he must actually take charge of a group of kids.

Director: Greg Beeman
Writer: John Jordan, Bobby Farrelly, Tommy Swerdlow
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, crime
Year: 1995
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.6
BoxOffice: $7,919,823
Released: 04 Aug 1995
Awards: N/A

35 Clips

It shouldn't be this hard to kill six little scouts and one moron - Bushwhacked 00:10
It shouldn't be this hard to kill six little scouts and one...
So it's not a figure eight it's not a butterfly and it's not a fisherman's - Bushwhacked 00:13
So it's not a figure eight it's not a butterfly and it's not...
Hey mister - Bushwhacked 00:10
Hey mister
It's not working - Bushwhacked 00:03
It's not working
I am an inconsiderate person - Bushwhacked 00:10
I am an inconsiderate person
Don't you dare There's a scout on that bridge - Bushwhacked 00:05
Don't you dare There's a scout on that bridge
I called you Polinski I had a Dr Polinski once I don't know why you suddenly reminded me of him - Bushwhacked 00:35
I called you Polinski I had a Dr Polinski once I don't know...
Oh God we are trapped with a killer - Bushwhacked 00:07
Oh God we are trapped with a killer
He didn't know the difference between a beehive and a pinecone - Bushwhacked 00:09
He didn't know the difference between a beehive and a...
Nobody is willing to hunt down what they really need - Bushwhacked 00:10
Nobody is willing to hunt down what they really need
What is this a parade - Bushwhacked 00:11
What is this a parade
That's right Make jokes That's what's wrong with this country - Bushwhacked 00:09
That's right Make jokes That's what's wrong with this...
You might say I'm the thin tacky line between morality and depravity - Bushwhacked 00:09
You might say I'm the thin tacky line between morality and...
Spider we just pissed on some guy's head - Bushwhacked 00:04
Spider we just pissed on some guy's head
Let's get vertical - Bushwhacked 00:14
Let's get vertical
This is it We finally go on an overnight and we end up at Gran Central Station - Bushwhacked 00:11
This is it We finally go on an overnight and we end up at...
Nice dolls - Bushwhacked 00:11
Nice dolls
My mom says that the guy who is taking us has hiked all over the world - Bushwhacked 00:17
My mom says that the guy who is taking us has hiked all over...
Max Hey kid - Bushwhacked 00:22
Max Hey kid
Hey check it out Lynn Straders in her underwear - Bushwhacked 00:12
Hey check it out Lynn Straders in her underwear
Whoa What is this - Bushwhacked 00:37
Whoa What is this
Hey can I play too - Bushwhacked 00:14
Hey can I play too
What are you working on - Bushwhacked 00:16
What are you working on
It's a crystal diode receiver - Bushwhacked 00:14
It's a crystal diode receiver
Two packs of Marlboros some Sno Balls and a jumbo coke - Bushwhacked 00:05
Two packs of Marlboros some Sno Balls and a jumbo coke
What the hell gave you the right to take away my little Dana - Bushwhacked 00:12
What the hell gave you the right to take away my little Dana
Now you are going to pretend to me - Bushwhacked 00:32
Now you are going to pretend to me
Let me tell you something honey - Bushwhacked 00:13
Let me tell you something honey
God bless those little scouts - Bushwhacked 00:19
God bless those little scouts
Well guys we got to start a fire - Bushwhacked 00:25
Well guys we got to start a fire
Shake your lizard Let it drain - Bushwhacked 00:30
Shake your lizard Let it drain
Alright Knock it off - Bushwhacked 00:16
Alright Knock it off
H is two longs and one short - Bushwhacked 00:13
H is two longs and one short
Would it be all right if we called you Spider - Bushwhacked 00:36
Would it be all right if we called you Spider
Marty it's me Max Grabelski what the hell is going on with you There's a guy on TV says you killed somebody - Bushwhacked 00:33
Marty it's me Max Grabelski what the hell is going on with...

Cast

Max Grabelski - Daniel Stern
Agent Palmer - Jon Polito
Jack Erickson - Brad Sullivan
Mrs. Patterson - Ann Dowd
Reinhart Bragdon - Anthony Heald
Agent McMurrey - Tom Wood
Gordy - Blake Bashoff
Ralph - Corey Carrier
Dana - Michael Galeota
Barnhill - Max Goldblatt
Milton Fishman - Ari Greenberg
Kelsey Jordan - Janna Michaels
Mrs. Fishman - Natalie West
Mr. Fishman - Michael P. Byrne
Jon Jordan - Michael O'Neill
Beth Jordan - Jane Morris
Trooper - Christopher Curry
State Patrolman - Kenny Johnson
Proprietor - Robert Donley
TV newscaster - Sue Kwon
Kid - Reed Clark Means
Forest ranger - Harley Kelsey
Businesswoman - Cesarina Vaughn
Tricycle kid - Cory Buck
Businessman - Theodor Scott Owens
FBI Agent #2 - Mike Anderson
Dana's father - Paul Ben-Victor
Marty - Art Evans
Parent - Christy Oldenkamp
Reporter - Carolyn Renee Smith