On the run from authorities, a sleazy courier poses as a Scout leader on a camping trip. But he has no idea what he's in for when he must actually take charge of a group of kids.
Director: Greg Beeman
Writer: John Jordan, Bobby Farrelly, Tommy Swerdlow
Released: 04 Aug 1995
00:10It shouldn't be this hard to kill six little scouts and one...
00:13So it's not a figure eight it's not a butterfly and it's not...
00:03It's not working
00:10I am an inconsiderate person
00:05Don't you dare There's a scout on that bridge
00:35I called you Polinski I had a Dr Polinski once I don't know...
00:07Oh God we are trapped with a killer
00:09He didn't know the difference between a beehive and a...
00:10Nobody is willing to hunt down what they really need
00:11What is this a parade
00:09That's right Make jokes That's what's wrong with this...
00:09You might say I'm the thin tacky line between morality and...
00:04Spider we just pissed on some guy's head
00:14Let's get vertical
00:11This is it We finally go on an overnight and we end up at...
00:17My mom says that the guy who is taking us has hiked all over...
00:22Max Hey kid
00:12Hey check it out Lynn Straders in her underwear
00:37Whoa What is this
00:14Hey can I play too
00:16What are you working on
00:14It's a crystal diode receiver
00:05Two packs of Marlboros some Sno Balls and a jumbo coke
00:12What the hell gave you the right to take away my little Dana
00:32Now you are going to pretend to me
00:13Let me tell you something honey
00:19God bless those little scouts
00:25Well guys we got to start a fire
00:30Shake your lizard Let it drain
00:16Alright Knock it off
00:13H is two longs and one short
00:36Would it be all right if we called you Spider
00:33Marty it's me Max Grabelski what the hell is going on with...
Max Grabelski - Daniel Stern
Agent Palmer - Jon Polito
Jack Erickson - Brad Sullivan
Mrs. Patterson - Ann Dowd
Reinhart Bragdon - Anthony Heald
Agent McMurrey - Tom Wood
Gordy - Blake Bashoff
Ralph - Corey Carrier
Dana - Michael Galeota
Barnhill - Max Goldblatt
Milton Fishman - Ari Greenberg
Kelsey Jordan - Janna Michaels
Mrs. Fishman - Natalie West
Mr. Fishman - Michael P. Byrne
Jon Jordan - Michael O'Neill
Beth Jordan - Jane Morris
Trooper - Christopher Curry
State Patrolman - Kenny Johnson
Proprietor - Robert Donley
TV newscaster - Sue Kwon
Kid - Reed Clark Means
Forest ranger - Harley Kelsey
Businesswoman - Cesarina Vaughn
Tricycle kid - Cory Buck
Businessman - Theodor Scott Owens
FBI Agent #2 - Mike Anderson
Dana's father - Paul Ben-Victor
Marty - Art Evans
Parent - Christy Oldenkamp
Reporter - Carolyn Renee Smith