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Business Ethics

Actually, as fate would have it, I'm looking for a newauditor for my hedge fund

Actually, as fate would have it, I'm looking for a new
auditor for my hedge fund

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Actually, as fate would have it,
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I'm looking for a new auditor for my hedge fund.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:41
Uploaded
May 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

A young, ambitious businessman gradually loses his friends - and his soul - as he tries to keep his elaborate Ponzi scheme afloat with acts of fraud, deception and even murder.
You see, I find that most accountants are so literal, - Business Ethics 00:09
You see, I find that most accountants are so literal,
Well, my family said - Business Ethics 00:05
Well, my family said
I would like my fund's financials - Business Ethics 00:07
I would like my fund's financials
My first degree was in literature. - Business Ethics 00:04
My first degree was in literature.
My favorite genre was fantasy. - Business Ethics 00:05
My favorite genre was fantasy.
No one can know or suspect what we're doing. - Business Ethics 00:08
No one can know or suspect what we're doing.
This is what your clients want, correct? - Business Ethics 00:07
This is what your clients want, correct?
And this is what you've been getting for them, correct? - Business Ethics 00:04
And this is what you've been getting for them, correct?
Right now, you've got what, a single prime broker - Business Ethics 00:05
Right now, you've got what, a single prime broker
We need multiple prime brokers, each holding only a small piece. - Business Ethics 00:05
We need multiple prime brokers, each holding only a small pi...
Then, we need an investment strategy, - Business Ethics 00:06
Then, we need an investment strategy,
I recommend derivatives, options, futures, swaps. - Business Ethics 00:04
I recommend derivatives, options, futures, swaps.
And... Trades. - Business Ethics 00:06
And... Trades.
I want to see pages and pages of them. - Business Ethics 00:04
I want to see pages and pages of them.
We should have so many damn transactions - Business Ethics 00:08
We should have so many damn transactions
Wilfred was doing great work. - Business Ethics 00:12
Wilfred was doing great work.
Heard a lot about your firm, Mr. "Urine." - Business Ethics 00:05
Heard a lot about your firm, Mr. "Urine."
If my results were anything like yours, - Business Ethics 00:05
If my results were anything like yours,
Come on, Jasper, I know things haven't worked out - Business Ethics 00:12
Come on, Jasper, I know things haven't worked out
Hoo-hoo, 20% is a hell of a nice number, Dick. - Business Ethics 00:04
Hoo-hoo, 20% is a hell of a nice number, Dick.