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Business Ethics

If my resultswere anything like yours, I'm not so sure I'd be out hereworking on my golf...

If my results
were anything like yours, I'm not so sure I'd be out here
working on my golf swing

Full Transcript

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If my results were anything like yours,
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I'm not so sure I'd be out here working on my golf swing.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:49
Uploaded
May 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A young, ambitious businessman gradually loses his friends - and his soul - as he tries to keep his elaborate Ponzi scheme afloat with acts of fraud, deception and even murder.
Come on, Jasper, I know things haven't worked out - Business Ethics 00:12
Come on, Jasper, I know things haven't worked out
Hoo-hoo, 20% is a hell of a nice number, Dick. - Business Ethics 00:04
Hoo-hoo, 20% is a hell of a nice number, Dick.
Private jet to Augusta, tickets to the Masters, - Business Ethics 00:09
Private jet to Augusta, tickets to the Masters,
Anything to do with investments, - Business Ethics 00:06
Anything to do with investments,
Except Internet firearms, - Business Ethics 00:06
Except Internet firearms,
You son of a bitch, Cranston! - Business Ethics 00:04
You son of a bitch, Cranston!
Back fees, adjusting for risk. It's solid! - Business Ethics 00:04
Back fees, adjusting for risk. It's solid!
I am happy to report an exceptional increase - Business Ethics 00:06
I am happy to report an exceptional increase
Complex derivatives strategies - Business Ethics 00:13
Complex derivatives strategies
So beautiful, - Business Ethics 00:07
So beautiful,
I represent one of the most discreet private banks - Business Ethics 00:10
I represent one of the most discreet private banks
And my client here, Mr. Karamazov, - Business Ethics 00:07
And my client here, Mr. Karamazov,
He owns the largest chain of funeral parlors in Siberia. - Business Ethics 00:06
He owns the largest chain of funeral parlors in Siberia.
But he's looking to diversify. - Business Ethics 00:06
But he's looking to diversify.
Resources are stretched so thin, it's crazy. - Business Ethics 00:04
Resources are stretched so thin, it's crazy.
I don't know how they expect us to catch the next fraud artist. - Business Ethics 00:04
I don't know how they expect us to catch the next fraud...
Sometimes I wish I had a new job. - Business Ethics 00:04
Sometimes I wish I had a new job.
"Chief compliance officer." - Business Ethics 00:08
"Chief compliance officer."
Mr. Karamazov is tired of clipping the coupons - Business Ethics 00:08
Mr. Karamazov is tired of clipping the coupons
He wonders if you would be willing - Business Ethics 00:07
He wonders if you would be willing