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"Bye Bye Birdie" quotes

Bye Bye Birdie poster
A rock singer travels to a small Ohio town to make his "farewell" television performance and kiss his biggest fan before he is drafted.

Director: George Sidney
Writer: Michael Stewart, Irving Brecher, George Sidney
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, musical
Year: 1963
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $13,129,412
Released: 27 May 1963
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 7 nominations total
Everything is Rosie - Bye Bye Birdie 00:17 Everything is Rosie Good bye Rosie Good bye Mae - Bye Bye Birdie 00:30 Good bye Rosie Good bye Mae Bangs into the song and we top it off with the big kisseroo - Bye Bye Birdie 00:33 Bangs into the song and we top it off with the big kisseroo I'm the prize dope ot all time - Bye Bye Birdie 00:09 I'm the prize dope ot all time But dear you know these adolescents Kim will lose face - Bye Bye Birdie 00:10 But dear you know these adolescents Kim will lose face Kids can't you once appreciate how I've sacrificed - Bye Bye Birdie 00:11 Kids can't you once appreciate how I've sacrificed That's my favorite brand - Bye Bye Birdie 00:05 That's my favorite brand This ballet has historic significance - Bye Bye Birdie 00:15 This ballet has historic significance Someday we'll recall - Bye Bye Birdie 00:21 Someday we'll recall Don't try to pay me back sonny I forgive you - Bye Bye Birdie 00:09 Don't try to pay me back sonny I forgive you Who sent you here Senator Goldwater - Bye Bye Birdie 00:05 Who sent you here Senator Goldwater The next time I have a daughter I hope it's a boy - Bye Bye Birdie 00:06 The next time I have a daughter I hope it's a boy Save your life Me - Bye Bye Birdie 00:15 Save your life Me You dare defy your mother But it's my hair - Bye Bye Birdie 00:08 You dare defy your mother But it's my hair Randolph your father's warned you - Bye Bye Birdie 00:06 Randolph your father's warned you Good bye Rosie Good bye Mae - Bye Bye Birdie 00:08 Good bye Rosie Good bye Mae No matter how many millions I make sellin' Speed Up - Bye Bye Birdie 00:12 No matter how many millions I make sellin' Speed Up Nice I know that show business crowd probably living in sin - Bye Bye Birdie 00:06 Nice I know that show business crowd probably living in sin Oh one last kiss There never was such bliss - Bye Bye Birdie 00:10 Oh one last kiss There never was such bliss I respect you Papa I don't want your respect - Bye Bye Birdie 00:14 I respect you Papa I don't want your respect Harry do you have a cigarette I've run out - Bye Bye Birdie 00:07 Harry do you have a cigarette I've run out Everything is Rosie - Bye Bye Birdie 00:09 Everything is Rosie I'll catch up with ya And for you I do not go too fast - Bye Bye Birdie 00:08 I'll catch up with ya And for you I do not go too fast What ya wanna go get pinned for You don't know how to live - Bye Bye Birdie 00:04 What ya wanna go get pinned for You don't know how to... I got maybe one tenth a normal heart - Bye Bye Birdie 00:06 I got maybe one tenth a normal heart To express to you Tell me Mrs Peterson - Bye Bye Birdie 00:09 To express to you Tell me Mrs Peterson Boy meets girl boy loses girl - Bye Bye Birdie 00:10 Boy meets girl boy loses girl We love you Conrad Oh yes we do - Bye Bye Birdie 00:18 We love you Conrad Oh yes we do But Conrad you're a gas - Bye Bye Birdie 00:04 But Conrad you're a gas I will thank you to leave my mother out of this - Bye Bye Birdie 00:06 I will thank you to leave my mother out of this Well how about a malted with a little vodka - Bye Bye Birdie 00:05 Well how about a malted with a little vodka Marge isn't it amazing what a woman has to do to get a man to marry her - Bye Bye Birdie 00:11 Marge isn't it amazing what a woman has to do to get a... And now I'm alive fulfilled - Bye Bye Birdie 00:20 And now I'm alive fulfilled You owe me nothing even though you were molded by me - Bye Bye Birdie 00:16 You owe me nothing even though you were molded by me Suicide is for cowards I don't desert the woman I love - Bye Bye Birdie 00:21 Suicide is for cowards I don't desert the woman I love I don't care what Sullivan pays you No woman is supporting Albert Peterson - Bye Bye Birdie 00:09 I don't care what Sullivan pays you No woman is... I keep tellin' ya take a taxi Taxis - Bye Bye Birdie 00:35 I keep tellin' ya take a taxi Taxis Times are changing You go along or else you're out ot it - Bye Bye Birdie 00:08 Times are changing You go along or else you're out ot... You don't understand - Bye Bye Birdie 00:22 You don't understand Betore you hear from the girl upon whom - Bye Bye Birdie 00:34 Betore you hear from the girl upon whom Write this down now You gotta be sincere - Bye Bye Birdie 00:34 Write this down now You gotta be sincere You kids go home before I sick the constable on ya - Bye Bye Birdie 00:13 You kids go home before I sick the constable on ya I don't care I've changed my mind - Bye Bye Birdie 00:09 I don't care I've changed my mind Hear this I have decided that bunch of grafters is getting out of here - Bye Bye Birdie 00:27 Hear this I have decided that bunch of grafters is getting... Me on Ed Sullivan - Bye Bye Birdie 01:04 Me on Ed Sullivan Kim Where is he Can I see him - Bye Bye Birdie 00:13 Kim Where is he Can I see him One boy - Bye Bye Birdie 00:13 One boy One boy one steady boy - Bye Bye Birdie 00:27 One boy one steady boy A can opener man You're from nowherelike - Bye Bye Birdie 00:07 A can opener man You're from nowherelike Mama where have ya been Neglected That's where I've been - Bye Bye Birdie 00:06 Mama where have ya been Neglected That's where... Albert go desert me - Bye Bye Birdie 00:14 Albert go desert me Doris how do you like it Isn't it exciting - Bye Bye Birdie 00:18 Doris how do you like it Isn't it exciting You really are a wonderful dancer Oh I don't know - Bye Bye Birdie 00:11 You really are a wonderful dancer Oh I don't know The Russians - Bye Bye Birdie 00:09 The Russians There are chicks just ripe for some kissin' - Bye Bye Birdie 00:19 There are chicks just ripe for some kissin' Yes I'm gonna break out Gonna take off - Bye Bye Birdie 00:11 Yes I'm gonna break out Gonna take off If Eisenhower couldn't handle the Russians how is Albert - Bye Bye Birdie 00:05 If Eisenhower couldn't handle the Russians how is... Russian Jack Kennedy - Bye Bye Birdie 00:12 Russian Jack Kennedy Faithless men like Albert and Hugo - Bye Bye Birdie 00:13 Faithless men like Albert and Hugo Oh well Men They're only out to use us Kim - Bye Bye Birdie 00:31 Oh well Men They're only out to use us Kim I'd go in there with ya it I weren't a happy family man - Bye Bye Birdie 00:07 I'd go in there with ya it I weren't a happy... Oh won't you please maestro - Bye Bye Birdie 00:09 Oh won't you please maestro For that brilliant and unexpected bit of burlesque - Bye Bye Birdie 00:09 For that brilliant and unexpected bit of burlesque Could you move over one please - Bye Bye Birdie 00:06 Could you move over one please I don't blame you I was living in fantasy - Bye Bye Birdie 00:23 I don't blame you I was living in fantasy Call me Mrs Peterson Wear your rubbers - Bye Bye Birdie 00:06 Call me Mrs Peterson Wear your rubbers Then hallelujah you are 16 and the braces disappear - Bye Bye Birdie 01:07 Then hallelujah you are 16 and the braces disappear Life's a ball if only you know it - Bye Bye Birdie 00:11 Life's a ball if only you know it I'm a gonna have fun - Bye Bye Birdie 00:23 I'm a gonna have fun Valuable goods contributed two milk cows live - Bye Bye Birdie 00:14 Valuable goods contributed two milk cows live Boys those are really showstoppers - Bye Bye Birdie 00:08 Boys those are really showstoppers Yeah Good bye son The falls are wet Take your rubbers - Bye Bye Birdie 00:04 Yeah Good bye son The falls are wet Take your rubbers I promise you one thing snookums - Bye Bye Birdie 00:17 I promise you one thing snookums Hand in hand we'll mosey - Bye Bye Birdie 00:08 Hand in hand we'll mosey Double scotch and gin on the side and uh a bourbon chaser - Bye Bye Birdie 00:11 Double scotch and gin on the side and uh a bourbon chaser

Cast

Rosie DeLeon - Janet Leigh
Albert F. Peterson - Dick Van Dyke
Kim McAfee - Ann-Margret
Mama Mae Peterson - Maureen Stapleton
Hugo Peabody - Bobby Rydell