Yeah, but a badge makes you grow up quick
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Karen:
Paul? Is everything okay? Deputy Winston:
Howdy, ma'am. Everything's Fine. Just go back inside, have yourself a big 40... just party. Karen:
Umm... Okay. Deputy Winston:
Oh, Daddy, why are you talking about leaving? You've got to stay and party. Paul:
That's why we came here in the first place. Deputy Winston:
I'm telling you, this is a major party town. Paul:
Really? Are you kidding me? Deputy Winston:
You know what it's like when you go to a new town and you're the new guy? All the girls see you walking down the street. They don't know you've got five pounds of dingaling meat. They're looking for no commitment. You understand what I'm saying? I've heard that theory before. This is that town. It's like when I go party up at Wambusau. My cousin goes to school there. When I party at Wambusau, I know I'm gonna get pussy. Plus the girls there don't know I'm a deputy. So I know they're gonna party hard with me. Believe me, man, they do. Paul:
That's too bad, I bet you ruled this town before you had a badge. Deputy Winston:
Yeah, but a badge makes you grow up quick
Paul? Is everything okay? Deputy Winston:
Howdy, ma'am. Everything's Fine. Just go back inside, have yourself a big 40... just party. Karen:
Umm... Okay. Deputy Winston:
Oh, Daddy, why are you talking about leaving? You've got to stay and party. Paul:
That's why we came here in the first place. Deputy Winston:
I'm telling you, this is a major party town. Paul:
Really? Are you kidding me? Deputy Winston:
You know what it's like when you go to a new town and you're the new guy? All the girls see you walking down the street. They don't know you've got five pounds of dingaling meat. They're looking for no commitment. You understand what I'm saying? I've heard that theory before. This is that town. It's like when I go party up at Wambusau. My cousin goes to school there. When I party at Wambusau, I know I'm gonna get pussy. Plus the girls there don't know I'm a deputy. So I know they're gonna party hard with me. Believe me, man, they do. Paul:
That's too bad, I bet you ruled this town before you had a badge. Deputy Winston:
Yeah, but a badge makes you grow up quick
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Howdy ma'am Everything's fine
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Just go back inside have yourself a big 40 just party
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Okay
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Daddy man Why you talking about leaving for
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You gotta stay and party That's why we came here in the first place
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I'm telling you man This is a major party town
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Really
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You kidding me man You know what it's like
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Like when you go to a new town right and you're the new guy
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All the girls see you walking down the street
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They all know you got five pounds of dangling meat
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You're looking for no commitment You understand what I'm saying
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Yeah yeah I've heard that phrase before Shit man this is that town
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It's like when I go party up in Wambusa 'cause my cousin goes to school there
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So when I party in Wambusa I know I'm gonna get pussy man
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Plus you know the girls up there they don't know I'm a deputy
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You know they don't know what I do so I know they're gonna party hard with me
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And believe me man they do
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That's too bad I bet you used to rule this town before you had a badge
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Movie Summary
Five college graduates rent a cabin in the woods and begin to fall victim to a horrifying flesh-eating virus, which attracts the unwanted attention of the homicidal locals.
