"Caddyshack" quotes
An exclusive golf course has to deal with a brash new member and a destructive dancing gopher.
Director: Harold Ramis
Writer: Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis, Douglas Kenney
Production: N/A
Year: 1980
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $39,918,650
Released: 25 Jul 1980
Awards: 1 nomination
121 Clips
Carl SpacklerAngie D'annunzioAl CzervikTy WebbSpalding SmailsRichard RichardsLacey UnderallDanny NoonanTony D'annunzioLifeguardJoey D'annunzioLou LoomisMrs. SmailsMrs. HavercampMr. HavercampChuck SchickTerry The HippieMaggie O'hooliganDr. BeeperSmoke PorterhousePat NoonanPre-debJudge Elihu SmailsCharlie The Cook
00:38 You know what this is called in the East
00:12 It's time to christen the sloop
00:14 Forget the massage
00:36 Great big gobs of greasy
00:10 Dog food
00:11 In one physical model of the universe the shortest distance...
00:12 Let me just clean this up here
00:06 I should have stayed home and played with myself
00:14 Who do you want
00:26 I'm a very qualified acupuncturist
00:09 What do you stand for Danny
00:07 That kangaroo stole my ball
00:08 Spalding get your foot off the boat
00:10 What kind of sh t is this
00:10 Can you make a Bullshot
00:05 Yes Yes Winter rules Oh yes
00:13 I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for...
00:43 Waiting for these guys
00:33 We're both starving
00:13 You're no gentleman
00:16 I tried calling
00:08 Here you are kid Park my car Get my bags
00:10 I'll tell you country clubs and cemeteries biggest...
00:11 Freeze gopher
00:08 Now Maggie's pants
00:14 What do you stand for Danny
00:22 Who's you decorator
00:05 While we're young
00:22 Look at the wax build up on those shoes
00:23 I'm going to put it right on the line
00:17 How about we go swimming
00:29 What do you do for excitement
00:40 This is a hybrid This is a cross bluegrass
00:14 I just want you to know that you know because of this
00:08 Guess I'm a little overdressed
00:08 Great big globs of greasy
00:21 What's that sign say
00:20 Don't include me in this
00:25 I had a couple of burgers and some Cokes for lunch
00:11 You put your suit on
00:32 How many times have I spoken to you about your language
00:24 This is your fate line
00:07 No one likes a tattletale
00:09 For not being pregnant
00:06 Doodie
00:39 I can't pay you
00:19 What did you shoot today
00:30 When your ship comes in
00:04 I should have yelled
00:08 My dinghy's bigger than your whole boat
00:08 There You're crazy
00:12 And all who sail on her
00:13 Don't put yourself down
00:08 Would you come and loofa my stretch marks
00:32 You demand satisfaction
00:16 I bet you've got a lot of nice ties
00:15 I thought you'd be the man to beat this year
00:10 I got it from a Negro
00:25 I have to laugh
00:22 I was born to lick your face
00:12 I smell varmint poontang
00:40 Are you going to Harvard
00:39 Your ball's right over there
00:06 You scratched my anchor
00:35 Let me tell you a little story
00:18 Say I'm having a little party at the Yacht Club this...
00:19 And the colored boy who went to heaven
00:16 Well I'll guarantee you'll never be a member here
00:07 That kangaroo just took my ball
00:07 I got a salami I gotta hide still
00:14 What brings you to this nape of the woods
00:19 I planned to go to law school after I graduated
00:05 Bark like a dog
00:31 You're not being the ball Danny
00:13 He called me a baboon
00:08 Where did you come from
00:21 Why don't you drop by sometime
00:04 Did somebody step on a duck
00:23 ' where's your hat
Cast
Ty Webb - Chevy Chase
Al Czervik - Rodney Dangerfield
Judge Elihu Smails - Ted Knight
Danny Noonan - Michael O'Keefe
Carl Spackler - Bill Murray