"Caddyshack" quotes

Caddyshack poster
An exclusive golf course has to deal with a brash new member and a destructive dancing gopher.

Director: Harold Ramis
Writer: Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis, Douglas Kenney
Production: Orion Pictures
Genre: comedy, sport
Year: 1980
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $39,846,344
Released: 25 Jul 1980
Awards: 1 nomination

100 Clips

It's time to christen the sloop - Caddyshack 00:22
It's time to christen the sloop
In everything I do - Caddyshack 00:43
In everything I do
I'm going to put it right on the line - Caddyshack 00:46
I'm going to put it right on the line
I'm going to give you a little advice - Caddyshack 00:42
I'm going to give you a little advice
I'm a very qualified acupuncturist - Caddyshack 00:56
I'm a very qualified acupuncturist
I want you to kill every gopher on the course - Caddyshack 00:51
I want you to kill every gopher on the course
I want a hamburger - Caddyshack 00:26
I want a hamburger
I tried calling - Caddyshack 00:22
I tried calling
I thought you'd be the man to beat this year - Caddyshack 00:26
I thought you'd be the man to beat this year
I think you know why you are here - Caddyshack 03:13
I think you know why you are here
I smell varmint poontang - Caddyshack 00:24
I smell varmint poontang
I should have yelled - Caddyshack 00:11
I should have yelled
I should have stayed home and played with myself - Caddyshack 00:17
I should have stayed home and played with myself
I planned to go to law school after I graduated - Caddyshack 00:38
I planned to go to law school after I graduated
I kinda thought winning wasn't important - Caddyshack 00:24
I kinda thought winning wasn't important
I hear this place is restricted - Caddyshack 00:20
I hear this place is restricted
I haven't even told my father about the scholarship I didn't get - Caddyshack 00:57
I haven't even told my father about the scholarship I didn't...
I have to laugh - Caddyshack 00:53
I have to laugh
I gotta go to college - Caddyshack 00:22
I gotta go to college
I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days - Caddyshack 00:34
I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a...
I got it from a Negro - Caddyshack 00:26
I got it from a Negro
I got a salami I gotta hide still - Caddyshack 00:14
I got a salami I gotta hide still
You're not being the ball Danny - Caddyshack 00:25
You're not being the ball Danny
You're no gentleman - Caddyshack 00:16
You're no gentleman
You're a lot of woman - Caddyshack 00:18
You're a lot of woman
Your ball's right over there - Caddyshack 00:31
Your ball's right over there
You should play with Dr - Caddyshack 00:42
You should play with Dr
You scratched my anchor - Caddyshack 00:12
You scratched my anchor
You put your suit on - Caddyshack 00:15
You put your suit on
You must've been something before electricity - Caddyshack 00:16
You must've been something before electricity
You know what this is called in the East - Caddyshack 01:39
You know what this is called in the East
I can't pay you - Caddyshack 00:58
I can't pay you
I was born to lick your face - Caddyshack 00:39
I was born to lick your face
I bet you've got a lot of nice ties - Caddyshack 00:27
I bet you've got a lot of nice ties
I almost got head from Amelia Earhart - Caddyshack 00:15
I almost got head from Amelia Earhart
I had a couple of burgers and some Cokes for lunch - Caddyshack 00:24
I had a couple of burgers and some Cokes for lunch
How many times have I spoken to you about your language - Caddyshack 01:03
How many times have I spoken to you about your language
How about we go swimming - Caddyshack 00:33
How about we go swimming
How about a Fresca - Caddyshack 00:11
How about a Fresca
He called me a baboon - Caddyshack 00:16
He called me a baboon
Guess I'm a little overdressed - Caddyshack 00:19
Guess I'm a little overdressed
Great big gobs of greasy - Caddyshack 02:05
Great big gobs of greasy
Great big globs of greasy - Caddyshack 00:12
Great big globs of greasy
Forget the massage - Caddyshack 00:14
Forget the massage
For not being pregnant - Caddyshack 00:12
For not being pregnant
Don't put yourself down - Caddyshack 00:15
Don't put yourself down
Don't you people have homes - Caddyshack 00:13
Don't you people have homes
Don't include me in this - Caddyshack 00:28
Don't include me in this
Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny - Caddyshack 00:32
Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny
Do you know what I just saw - Caddyshack 00:55
Do you know what I just saw
Did somebody step on a duck - Caddyshack 00:13
Did somebody step on a duck
Could you scare up another round for our table over here - Caddyshack 00:48
Could you scare up another round for our table over here
Can you make a Bullshot - Caddyshack 00:25
Can you make a Bullshot
Can I have a word with you - Caddyshack 00:56
Can I have a word with you
Better come in till this blows over - Caddyshack 00:46
Better come in till this blows over
Bark like a dog - Caddyshack 00:10
Bark like a dog
Are you going to Harvard - Caddyshack 00:44
Are you going to Harvard
Another Rob Roy - Caddyshack 01:03
Another Rob Roy
And the colored boy who went to heaven - Caddyshack 00:22
And the colored boy who went to heaven
And I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas - Caddyshack 02:14
And I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas
And all who sail on her - Caddyshack 00:21
And all who sail on her
You demand satisfaction - Caddyshack 01:05
You demand satisfaction
Would you like a drink - Caddyshack 00:12
Would you like a drink
Why don't you drop by sometime - Caddyshack 00:51
Why don't you drop by sometime
Who's you decorator - Caddyshack 00:29
Who's you decorator
Who do you want - Caddyshack 00:28
Who do you want
While we're young - Caddyshack 00:11
While we're young
' where's your hat - Caddyshack 00:43
' where's your hat
Where did you come from - Caddyshack 00:12
Where did you come from
When your ship comes in - Caddyshack 00:41
When your ship comes in
What's that sign say - Caddyshack 00:40
What's that sign say
What kind of sh t is this - Caddyshack 00:28
What kind of sh t is this
What do you got in here - Caddyshack 00:31
What do you got in here
What do you do for excitement - Caddyshack 00:51
What do you do for excitement
What did you shoot today - Caddyshack 00:26
What did you shoot today
What brings you to this nape of the woods - Caddyshack 00:28
What brings you to this nape of the woods
What an incredible Cinderella story - Caddyshack 03:03
What an incredible Cinderella story
What about my asthma - Caddyshack 00:39
What about my asthma
We're both starving - Caddyshack 01:05
We're both starving
We're all gonna get laid - Caddyshack 00:12
We're all gonna get laid
We have a pond in the back - Caddyshack 00:27
We have a pond in the back
Waiting for these guys - Caddyshack 00:45
Waiting for these guys
Today is the day we change the holes - Caddyshack 00:29
Today is the day we change the holes
This is your fate line - Caddyshack 00:43
This is your fate line
This is the worst looking hat I ever saw - Caddyshack 00:33
This is the worst looking hat I ever saw
This your place - Caddyshack 00:19
This your place
This is a hybrid - Caddyshack 01:00
This is a hybrid
That kangaroo stole my ball - Caddyshack 00:13
That kangaroo stole my ball
That kangaroo just took my ball - Caddyshack 00:13
That kangaroo just took my ball
Thank you very little - Caddyshack 00:11
Thank you very little
Spalding get your foot off the boat - Caddyshack 00:14
Spalding get your foot off the boat
Pick up that blood - Caddyshack 00:11
Pick up that blood
No one likes a tattletale - Caddyshack 00:16
No one likes a tattletale
My dinghy's bigger than your whole boat - Caddyshack 00:15
My dinghy's bigger than your whole boat
Look at the wax build up on those shoes - Caddyshack 00:41
Look at the wax build up on those shoes
Look at that one - Caddyshack 00:22
Look at that one
Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations - Caddyshack 01:14
Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United...
Let me tell you a little story - Caddyshack 01:45
Let me tell you a little story
Let me just clean this up here - Caddyshack 00:19
Let me just clean this up here
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber - Caddyshack 00:27
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber

Cast

Ty Webb - Chevy Chase
Al Czervik - Rodney Dangerfield
Judge Elihu Smails - Ted Knight
Danny Noonan - Michael O'Keefe
Carl Spackler - Bill Murray
Maggie O'Hooligan - Sarah Holcomb
Tony D'Annunzio - Scott Colomby
Lacey Underall - Cindy Morgan
Dr. Beeper - Dan Resin
The Bishop - Henry Wilcoxon
Mrs. Noonan - Elaine Aiken
Mr. Noonan - Albert Salmi
Grace - Ann Ryerson
Lou Loomis - Brian Doyle-Murray
Motormouth - Hamilton Mitchell
Angie D'Annunzio - Peter Berkrot
Spaulding Smails - John F. Barmon Jr.
Mrs. Smails - Lois Kibbee
Drew Scott - Brian McConnachie
Gatsby - Scott Powell
Wally - Cordis Heard
Richard Richards - Scott Sudden
Smoke Porterhouse - Jackie Davis
Sandy McFiddish - Thomas A. Carlin
Joey D'Annunzio - Minerva Scelza
Mr. Havercamp - Kenneth Burritt
Mrs. Havercamp - Rebecca Burritt
Noble Noyes - Barbara Keegan
Chuck Schick - Scott Jackson
Pat Noonan - Ron Frank
Nancy Noonan - Patricia Wilcox
Kathleen Noonan - Debi Frank
Ray (Old Caddy) - Tony Gulliver
Pre-deb - Kim Bordeaux
Pre-deb - Lori Lowe
Lifeguard - Marcus Breece
Terry the Hippie - Mark Chiriboga
Angry Husband - Fred Buch
Charlie the Cook - Frank Schuller
Butler - Mel Pape
Lady on Boat - Marge McKenna
Old Crony - Bruce McLaughlin
Dennis Noonan - Dennis McCormack
Noonan Child - Violet Ramis
Beeper's Girlfriend - Judy Arman
Mr. Wang - Dr. Dow
Little Girl at Pool - Paige Coffman
Woman at Pool - Donna M. Wiggin
Old Crony - James Hotchkiss
Caddy - Rod Ball
Man in row boat - Matthew Burch
Pool Patron - William A. Butland
Bathing Suit Girl - Debbie Howard
Al Czervik's Dinner Guest - Douglas Kenney
Mr. Gopher - Tim Lawrence
Caddy - John Murray
Waiter who falls into pool - Paul O'Callaghan
Golf Pro - Ted Swanson
Blonde Bombshell - Anna Upstrom
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