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"Calendar Girls" quotes

Calendar Girls poster
A Women's Institute chapter's fundraising effort for a local hospital by posing nude for a calendar becomes a media sensation.

Director: Nigel Cole
Writer: Juliette Towhidi, Tim Firth
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 60/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $31,041,759
Released: 01 Jan 2004
Awards: 2 wins & 16 nominations

76 video clips

ChrisAnnieHusband 1 (as Paul Mcleary)MarieCoraCeliaRodRuthJay LenoLawrence SertainBookshop OwnerRichardJessieBrenda MooneyStudent PhotographerHighgyll W.i. LadyJohnW.i. JudgeHoliday SpeakerWelsh PhotographerCheck-in StewardessGazChris HarperAnnie ClarkeLecherous Photographer
Just no front bottoms - Calendar Girls 00:50 Just no front bottoms Let's arrange our cakes round an old cartwheel - Calendar Girls 01:02 Let's arrange our cakes round an old cartwheel Minstergate Bookshop - Calendar Girls 00:31 Minstergate Bookshop Nice knowing you - Calendar Girls 00:53 Nice knowing you None of us have been here before - Calendar Girls 00:50 None of us have been here before One seed in each pot - Calendar Girls 00:17 One seed in each pot Our round the world cruise started in Skipton - Calendar Girls 00:43 Our round the world cruise started in Skipton She's your oldest friend - Calendar Girls 00:38 She's your oldest friend T minus two hours - Calendar Girls 00:21 T minus two hours Tea tray on an international theme - Calendar Girls 00:25 Tea tray on an international theme The carrot is capitalism - Calendar Girls 00:33 The carrot is capitalism The flowers of Yorkshire are like the women of Yorkshire - Calendar Girls 03:03 The flowers of Yorkshire are like the women of Yorkshire The next item on the agenda is the calendar - Calendar Girls 01:00 The next item on the agenda is the calendar There's no E flat in Jerusalem - Calendar Girls 00:25 There's no E flat in Jerusalem They're not a scintillating lot - Calendar Girls 00:22 They're not a scintillating lot Victoria Sponge - Calendar Girls 00:37 Victoria Sponge We can get that sofa in the leather then - Calendar Girls 00:49 We can get that sofa in the leather then We don't do nudity - Calendar Girls 00:58 We don't do nudity We were just on television - Calendar Girls 00:28 We were just on television What did I say about relaxing him - Calendar Girls 00:14 What did I say about relaxing him What is the point of the WI - Calendar Girls 00:46 What is the point of the WI What kind is it he's got - Calendar Girls 00:21 What kind is it he's got Which one of us are you talking to - Calendar Girls 00:32 Which one of us are you talking to You cannot stand it - Calendar Girls 00:37 You cannot stand it You didn't know him - Calendar Girls 01:38 You didn't know him And seeing Marie's raised the issue - Calendar Girls 01:26 And seeing Marie's raised the issue Anybody fancy some chips - Calendar Girls 00:12 Anybody fancy some chips Are you throwing my cake - Calendar Girls 00:31 Are you throwing my cake Can anybody see my nipples - Calendar Girls 00:12 Can anybody see my nipples Can I remind you how much last year's calendar raised - Calendar Girls 00:18 Can I remind you how much last year's calendar raised Can you stop talking about tits - Calendar Girls 00:20 Can you stop talking about tits Chris and Annie - Calendar Girls 00:50 Chris and Annie Congratulations - Calendar Girls 00:13 Congratulations Course you've got a body worth looking at - Calendar Girls 00:31 Course you've got a body worth looking at Did you talk to the specialist - Calendar Girls 01:01 Did you talk to the specialist Don't you go buying any benches - Calendar Girls 00:42 Don't you go buying any benches Don't you think - Calendar Girls 00:39 Don't you think Get bloody Botticelli in here - Calendar Girls 00:13 Get bloody Botticelli in here Has everyone got a ticket - Calendar Girls 00:18 Has everyone got a ticket He made a quiche on Tuesday - Calendar Girls 00:18 He made a quiche on Tuesday You ran into a gate - Calendar Girls 00:26 You ran into a gate You should've told us - Calendar Girls 00:25 You should've told us You two stay and enjoy yourselves - Calendar Girls 00:18 You two stay and enjoy yourselves Your son's been arrested - Calendar Girls 00:29 Your son's been arrested You're nude in The Telegraph - Calendar Girls 00:17 You're nude in The Telegraph I hate plum jam - Calendar Girls 03:02 I hate plum jam I have asked four people - Calendar Girls 01:11 I have asked four people I stand corrected - Calendar Girls 00:47 I stand corrected I think it's a great idea - Calendar Girls 01:44 I think it's a great idea I thought I'd bring my journalists to meet your journalists - Calendar Girls 00:19 I thought I'd bring my journalists to meet your... I'll model for you for nowt - Calendar Girls 00:27 I'll model for you for nowt I'm not a total dead loss as a woman - Calendar Girls 01:16 I'm not a total dead loss as a woman I'm surprised they printed it - Calendar Girls 01:11 I'm surprised they printed it It should be bloody George Clooney - Calendar Girls 00:59 It should be bloody George Clooney It's a difficult age - Calendar Girls 00:33 It's a difficult age It's your own time you're wasting - Calendar Girls 00:20 It's your own time you're wasting It's the whole showing your breasts issues that concerns me - Calendar Girls 00:38 It's the whole showing your breasts issues that... I've never been naked in front of anyone in my life - Calendar Girls 00:31 I've never been naked in front of anyone in my life What's the difference - Calendar Girls 00:14 What's the difference They're not charging him - Calendar Girls 00:06 They're not charging him We're going to need considerably bigger buns - Calendar Girls 00:04 We're going to need considerably bigger buns I am 55 years old - Calendar Girls 00:10 I am 55 years old We're not all Chrises in this life - Calendar Girls 00:07 We're not all Chrises in this life So if I'm not gonna get 'em out now when am I - Calendar Girls 00:04 So if I'm not gonna get 'em out now when am I It's mainly poodles - Calendar Girls 00:21 It's mainly poodles Don't think of it as naked Cora - Calendar Girls 00:04 Don't think of it as naked Cora The next it was just me and the hat - Calendar Girls 00:07 The next it was just me and the hat Don't think of it as naked Cora - Calendar Girls 00:16 Don't think of it as naked Cora This isn't bakery - Calendar Girls 00:05 This isn't bakery With us naked - Calendar Girls 00:04 With us naked No listen - Calendar Girls 00:04 No listen They'll never go through with it - Calendar Girls 00:04 They'll never go through with it I'm not asking you to straddle an 'Arley Davidson - Calendar Girls 00:04 I'm not asking you to straddle an 'Arley Davidson I can't find the order form - Calendar Girls 00:10 I can't find the order form RIGHT LET'S DO IT - Calendar Girls 00:04 RIGHT LET'S DO IT There's just one small problem - Calendar Girls 00:34 There's just one small problem

Cast

Chris - Helen Mirren
Annie - Julie Walters
John - John Alderton
Cora - Linda Bassett
Jessie - Annette Crosbie
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