You baked that? I'm not a total dead loss as a woman. I can't knit or make plum jam but I...

Annie: You baked that? Chris: I'm not a total dead loss as a woman. I can't knit or make plum jam but I can bake a bloody Victoria sponge. Annie: Ok, thank you. Chris: Course, I didn't actually bake this one - I got it at Marks and Spencer - but the point is... Annie: You can't enter a cake you bought in a shop! Chris: Get off! It doesn't matter where it comes from, does it? This is about putting up a united front against Highgyll. This isn't bakery. It's Zulu.

It's all right. Chris has saved the day. You baked that? I'm not a total dead loss as a woman. I can't knit or make plum jam. But I can bake a bloody Victoria Sponge. Ooh. All right. Thank you. I didn't bake this one. I got it from Marks & Spencer's. - What?! - The point is... You can't enter a cake that you've bought in a shop. It doesn't matter where it comes from. This is about putting up a united front against Highgyll. This isn't bakery. It's Zulu. On the ready. Excitement in the main tent, where the W.I. judging's begun. Oh, yeah? - Jury's back. - Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this year's May Wilkinson trophy for Victoria Sponge, maximum 12-inch diameter, I'm pleased to say, is entry number 213. Nice knowing you, Chris. Help me.