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"California Suite" quotes

California Suite poster
Misadventures of four groups of guests at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Director: Herbert Ross
Writer: Neil Simon
Production: N/A
Year: 1978
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $29,000,000
Released: 22 Dec 1978
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 5 wins & 10 nominations total
You're worse than a hopeless romantic You're a hopeful one - California Suite 00:06 You're worse than a hopeless romantic You're a... Screw the Oscars - California Suite 00:08 Screw the Oscars What's that green slime you're eating - California Suite 00:10 What's that green slime you're eating Will you please be nice to me and pay me one bloody compliment - California Suite 00:08 Will you please be nice to me and pay me one bloody... I am going to bed We have a 10 00 am plane to catch in the morning - California Suite 00:18 I am going to bed We have a 10 00 am plane to catch in the... Fit You think I look fit - California Suite 00:08 Fit You think I look fit I don't even have a pill in my medicine cabinet and I gave up analysis - California Suite 00:12 I don't even have a pill in my medicine cabinet and I... Mate wise - California Suite 00:12 Mate wise Jenny is our daughter Ours - California Suite 00:09 Jenny is our daughter Ours I suppose if Jenny stays - California Suite 00:09 I suppose if Jenny stays I'm threatening you you crud - California Suite 00:11 I'm threatening you you crud You drank everything in this state Try Nevada - California Suite 00:05 You drank everything in this state Try Nevada One day when you're an antique I shall vote for you - California Suite 00:07 One day when you're an antique I shall vote for you I don't follow other people's films - California Suite 00:05 I don't follow other people's films Do you know who that is Yes it's our hooker - California Suite 00:07 Do you know who that is Yes it's our hooker Is that what you said Hunt bear - California Suite 00:09 Is that what you said Hunt bear That is redundant you a h - California Suite 00:09 That is redundant you a h Channel two just picked you as a dark horse - California Suite 00:18 Channel two just picked you as a dark horse If there's anything I hate it's a bisexual homosexual - California Suite 00:11 If there's anything I hate it's a bisexual... Don't close your eyes Sidney - California Suite 00:21 Don't close your eyes Sidney How many gin and tonics have you had - California Suite 00:09 How many gin and tonics have you had I am not an asshole Don't you call me that - California Suite 00:10 I am not an asshole Don't you call me that You had a sweet gentle quality - California Suite 00:08 You had a sweet gentle quality When you walked in like that - California Suite 00:11 When you walked in like that I'll open the door - California Suite 00:15 I'll open the door I love your California clothes - California Suite 00:10 I love your California clothes You you got so bald How did you get so bald - California Suite 00:11 You you got so bald How did you get so bald Jenny tells me you've moved - California Suite 00:10 Jenny tells me you've moved Would you believe I uh I run five miles every morning - California Suite 00:08 Would you believe I uh I run five miles every morning Jenny tells me you have a new boyfriend - California Suite 00:11 Jenny tells me you have a new boyfriend What the hell are you so bitter about - California Suite 00:14 What the hell are you so bitter about Would you like to know what Jenny has to say about you - California Suite 00:21 Would you like to know what Jenny has to say about you Why didn't you ever run for office Hannah - California Suite 00:14 Why didn't you ever run for office Hannah What's wrong with my hair - California Suite 00:15 What's wrong with my hair Oh Christ I hate getting dressed like this - California Suite 00:16 Oh Christ I hate getting dressed like this Now check me out Do I have too much jewelry on - California Suite 00:08 Now check me out Do I have too much jewelry on That's bizarre Give me a drink - California Suite 00:19 That's bizarre Give me a drink Where are you going I need another drink - California Suite 00:07 Where are you going I need another drink You should never have given it up Sidney - California Suite 00:23 You should never have given it up Sidney You could go back Sidney if you wanted to - California Suite 00:12 You could go back Sidney if you wanted to You haven't started anything naughty without me have you - California Suite 00:05 You haven't started anything naughty without me have... Goddamn him - California Suite 00:15 Goddamn him Tell me about it Hannah - California Suite 00:26 Tell me about it Hannah Because I am wearing it We should never have come - California Suite 00:12 Because I am wearing it We should never have come I look as though I was hit by a fully loaded guided tour bus - California Suite 00:08 I look as though I was hit by a fully loaded guided tour bus It's no fun anymore Oh god how I envy you - California Suite 00:21 It's no fun anymore Oh god how I envy you Why do they have these things so early - California Suite 00:12 Why do they have these things so early When you haven't seen your ex husband in nine years - California Suite 00:07 When you haven't seen your ex husband in nine years My god you look so - California Suite 00:16 My god you look so You drive everywhere do you - California Suite 00:06 You drive everywhere do you Christ Five million cigarettes - California Suite 00:15 Christ Five million cigarettes Your friend's about a size too small for me - California Suite 00:09 Your friend's about a size too small for me No what - California Suite 00:06 No what You think she has that devious a mind - California Suite 00:06 You think she has that devious a mind I'll tell you one thing You're not the same woman I left nine years ago - California Suite 00:10 I'll tell you one thing You're not the same woman... They'll think we're still mad for each other after 12 years - California Suite 00:08 They'll think we're still mad for each other after... That's not funny Sidney - California Suite 00:08 That's not funny Sidney I won't get pissed till after I lose - California Suite 00:04 I won't get pissed till after I lose What do you do with your afternoons Sidney - California Suite 00:10 What do you do with your afternoons Sidney There never is anything personal between us is there - California Suite 00:07 There never is anything personal between us is there The only thing you don't do in your dressing room is dress - California Suite 00:05 The only thing you don't do in your dressing room is... I've never seen you so sex crazed in the morning - California Suite 00:07 I've never seen you so sex crazed in the morning This is a new color for you Vulnerable - California Suite 00:10 This is a new color for you Vulnerable Faggot - California Suite 00:07 Faggot Look if we're gonna banter like this - California Suite 00:33 Look if we're gonna banter like this I found the people at the Oscars singularly unattractive this year - California Suite 00:19 I found the people at the Oscars singularly unattractive... I'm out of cigarettes - California Suite 00:11 I'm out of cigarettes Here comes the door Marvin - California Suite 00:08 Here comes the door Marvin I'm sorry but it's the best I can do - California Suite 00:05 I'm sorry but it's the best I can do Goddamn it - California Suite 00:39 Goddamn it No more lies - California Suite 00:12 No more lies You always did get a thrill out of the little things in life - California Suite 00:05 You always did get a thrill out of the little things in life Bob can you save the erotic conversation - California Suite 00:08 Bob can you save the erotic conversation Your tan of course is perfect - California Suite 00:13 Your tan of course is perfect You have changed Billy - California Suite 00:11 You have changed Billy No thank you No cigarettes either - California Suite 00:10 No thank you No cigarettes either Well our past sins do have a way of catching up with us - California Suite 00:05 Well our past sins do have a way of catching up with us I don't know if your bitterness is because Jenny ran away - California Suite 00:13 I don't know if your bitterness is because Jenny ran... She's not happy in New York Hannah - California Suite 00:14 She's not happy in New York Hannah New York is not the center of the goddamn universe - California Suite 00:14 New York is not the center of the goddamn universe If you respect Jenny as a person then respect her right to make a free choice - California Suite 00:12 If you respect Jenny as a person then respect her right to... Despite her Gothic reports she is not living the life of Jane Eyre - California Suite 00:06 Despite her Gothic reports she is not living the life of... Oh why do men have to get better looking when they get older - California Suite 00:08 Oh why do men have to get better looking when they get older Look at that beauty Mmm - California Suite 00:11 Look at that beauty Mmm How come you're so preoccupied with sex sex sex - California Suite 00:15 How come you're so preoccupied with sex sex sex One moment Joe Diana it's Joe Pickman - California Suite 00:08 One moment Joe Diana it's Joe Pickman You're a chubby little man and I adore you - California Suite 00:18 You're a chubby little man and I adore you That was very sweet Did you like it dear - California Suite 00:22 That was very sweet Did you like it dear Let's do something naughty - California Suite 00:12 Let's do something naughty

Cast

Hannah Warren - Jane Fonda
Bill Warren - Alan Alda
Diana Barrie - Maggie Smith
Sidney Cochran - Michael Caine
Marvin Michaels - Walter Matthau