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"Californication" quotes

Californication poster
A writer tries to juggle his career, his relationship with his daughter and his ex-girlfriend, as well as his appetite for beautiful women.

Director: N/A
Writer: Tom Kapinos
Production:
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2007
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 8.3
BoxOffice:
Released: 13 Aug 2007
Awards: Won 2 Primetime Emmys. 6 wins & 32 nominations total

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Hank MoodyBecca MoodySue ColliniRon JonesRick SpringfieldRosarioDean Stacy KoonsLloyd Alan Philips Jr.Felicia KoonsCharlie RunkleJill RobinsonPeter FondaMarcy RunkleRichard BatesChelsea Koons
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TWO I PROBABLY WON'T GO DOWN IN HISTORY - Californication 00:08 TWO I PROBABLY WON'T GO DOWN IN HISTORY I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE - Californication 01:31 I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE CITY MORGUE YOU KILL 'EM WE CHILL 'EM - Californication 00:04 CITY MORGUE YOU KILL 'EM WE CHILL 'EM YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL YOU'RE ALMOST UGLY - Californication 00:04 YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL YOU'RE ALMOST UGLY YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL YOU'RE ALMOST UGLY - Californication 00:04 YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL YOU'RE ALMOST UGLY I FUCKING HATE YOU - Californication 00:07 I FUCKING HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU - Californication 00:08 I FUCKING HATE YOU COLLINI OUT - Californication 00:06 COLLINI OUT COLLINI OUT - Californication 00:05 COLLINI OUT COLLINI OUT - Californication 00:06 COLLINI OUT COLLINI OUT - Californication 00:05 COLLINI OUT THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR MY BEHAVIOR - Californication 00:49 THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR MY BEHAVIOR MY NAME IS HANK MOODY IT'S A PLEASURE - Californication 00:48 MY NAME IS HANK MOODY IT'S A PLEASURE NOTHING LIKE THE SOUND OF A STRIPPER'S HEAD - Californication 00:06 NOTHING LIKE THE SOUND OF A STRIPPER'S HEAD DESPITE THE FACT THAT I AM - Californication 00:07 DESPITE THE FACT THAT I AM AIN'T LIFE FUCKIN' GRAND - Californication 00:05 AIN'T LIFE FUCKIN' GRAND AIN'T LIFE FUCKIN' GRAND - Californication 00:05 AIN'T LIFE FUCKIN' GRAND AIN'T LOVE FUCKING GRAND HUH - Californication 00:05 AIN'T LOVE FUCKING GRAND HUH ROSARIO HERE IS MY AMIGA - Californication 00:49 ROSARIO HERE IS MY AMIGA HELLO HANK - Californication 00:21 HELLO HANK WHAT ARE YOU READING RIGHT NOW - Californication 00:37 WHAT ARE YOU READING RIGHT NOW WHAT - Californication 00:31 WHAT I HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU - Californication 00:06 I HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU I HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU - Californication 00:06 I HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU SO I HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU - Californication 00:07 SO I HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU I DO NOT HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU - Californication 00:06 I DO NOT HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU I GOT AN OFFER FOR YOU - Californication 00:04 I GOT AN OFFER FOR YOU OH I KNOW THAT LOOK - Californication 00:08 OH I KNOW THAT LOOK AND WE'RE GONNA BE DISCUSSING THIS IN THERAPY - Californication 00:11 AND WE'RE GONNA BE DISCUSSING THIS IN THERAPY OKAY I'VE BEEN DOING SOME THINKING - Californication 01:27 OKAY I'VE BEEN DOING SOME THINKING LIFE IS A FUCKED UP THING - Californication 00:10 LIFE IS A FUCKED UP THING WHY IS THERE A NAKED LADY IN YOUR BEDROOM - Californication 00:04 WHY IS THERE A NAKED LADY IN YOUR BEDROOM WHY IS THERE A NAKED LADY IN YOUR BEDROOM - Californication 00:04 WHY IS THERE A NAKED LADY IN YOUR BEDROOM WHY IS THERE A NAKED LADY IN MY BEDROOM - Californication 00:06 WHY IS THERE A NAKED LADY IN MY BEDROOM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHARLIE WE'RE IN ESCROW - Californication 00:14 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHARLIE WE'RE IN ESCROW YOU TOO ABBY - Californication 00:37 YOU TOO ABBY PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION - Californication 00:05 PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION - Californication 00:04 PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION - Californication 00:04 PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION - Californication 00:04 PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION Male announcer PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION - Californication 00:04 Male announcer PREVIOUSLY ON CALIFORNICATION I CAN DO THAT - Californication 00:04 I CAN DO THAT I CAN DO THAT - Californication 00:04 I CAN DO THAT I CAN DO THAT - Californication 00:04 I CAN DO THAT I CAN'T DO THAT - Californication 00:03 I CAN'T DO THAT I CAN'T DO THAT - Californication 00:03 I CAN'T DO THAT I CAN'T DO THAT - Californication 00:03 I CAN'T DO THAT I CAN'T DO THAT - Californication 00:04 I CAN'T DO THAT I CAN DO THAT DONE - Californication 00:04 I CAN DO THAT DONE I CAN'T DO THAT STU - Californication 00:04 I CAN'T DO THAT STU NO CAN'T DO THAT - Californication 00:04 NO CAN'T DO THAT DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF MY LIFE - Californication 00:48 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF MY LIFE Liar. - Californication Liar. ♪ I miss the earth so much, I miss my wife ♪ - Californication 00:20 ♪ I miss the earth so much, I miss my wife ♪ A quick one while they're away? - Californication 00:07 A quick one while they're away? Ah, you must be Charlie. - Californication 00:20 Ah, you must be Charlie. Ain't love fucking grand Huh - Californication 00:05 Ain't love fucking grand Huh - All right. It's all right. - Californication 00:12 - All right. It's all right. All right. - Californication 00:26 All right. All right. So, until we meet again... - Californication 00:11 All right. So, until we meet again... All right, that's it. - Californication 00:11 All right, that's it. And the dance continues. - Californication 00:05 And the dance continues. And we're gonna be discussing this in therapy - Californication 00:11 And we're gonna be discussing this in therapy Any points for saying I'm sorry in a romance language? - Californication 00:21 Any points for saying I'm sorry in a romance language? Anything you want. - Californication 00:32 Anything you want. Are you trying to tell me something, runkle? - Californication 00:19 Are you trying to tell me something, runkle? - Asshole. - Hey. - Californication 00:13 - Asshole. - Hey. Batesy! - Californication 00:19 Batesy! Californication Season 02 Episode 07 - Californication 00:08 Californication Season 02 Episode 07 Can I do it? - Californication 00:18 Can I do it? [Cell phone rings] - Californication 00:17 [Cell phone rings] City morgue you kill 'em we chill 'em - Californication 00:04 City morgue you kill 'em we chill 'em [ clears throat ] - Californication 00:26 [ clears throat ] Collini out - Californication 00:06 Collini out Collini out - Californication 00:05 Collini out Collini out - Californication 00:05 Collini out Come on, take this. - Californication 00:29 Come on, take this. Damien? - Californication 00:24 Damien? Despite the fact that I am - Californication 00:07 Despite the fact that I am Did I say that you could talk to her - Californication 00:31 Did I say that you could talk to her Do you love her - Californication 00:23 Do you love her Don't you dare touch me. - Californication 00:23 Don't you dare touch me. [Door closes] - Californication 00:17 [Door closes] Fine. - Californication 00:12 Fine. Californication Season02 Episode11 - Californication 00:07 Californication Season02 Episode11 Fredo, how's it hanging? - Californication 00:14 Fredo, how's it hanging? Fuck. - Californication 00:21 Fuck. Fuck. - Californication 00:09 Fuck. [ gate opens ] - Californication 00:05 [ gate opens ]
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Cast

Hank Moody - David Duchovny
Karen - Natascha McElhone
Charlie Runkle - Evan Handler
Marcy Runkle - Pamela Adlon
Becca Moody - Madeleine Martin
All Cast