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"Californication" quotes

Californication poster
A writer tries to juggle his career, his relationship with his daughter and his ex-girlfriend, as well as his appetite for beautiful women.

Director: N/A
Writer: Tom Kapinos
Production:
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2007
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 8.3
BoxOffice:
Released: 13 Aug 2007
Awards: Won 2 Primetime Emmys. 6 wins & 32 nominations total

267 Clips

Dean Stacy KoonsHank MoodyBecca MoodyChelsea KoonsLloyd Alan Philips Jr.Marcy RunkleCharlie RunkleJill RobinsonFelicia KoonsRon JonesRosarioRick SpringfieldSue Collini
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[ zipper opens ] - Californication 00:28 [ zipper opens ] You're like a girl, Jesus Christ. - Californication 00:08 You're like a girl, Jesus Christ. You're kidding me, right? - Californication 00:21 You're kidding me, right? You're fucking kidding me. - Californication 00:15 You're fucking kidding me. You too Abby - Californication 00:36 You too Abby - You? - That's right, motherfucker. - Californication 00:28 - You? - That's right, motherfucker. You? - Californication 00:27 You? You ready for some notes? - Californication 00:20 You ready for some notes? You know what we need to do, Mia... - Californication 00:25 You know what we need to do, Mia... You know what? I'm gonna-- I'm gonna take off. - Californication 00:10 You know what? I'm gonna-- I'm gonna take off. You know, we'll just do it another time, okay? - Californication 00:27 You know, we'll just do it another time, okay? You have fun, okay ? - Californication 00:09 You have fun, okay ? You better start talking dirty. This could take a while. - Californication 00:24 You better start talking dirty. This could take a while. You, Becca. - Californication 00:08 You, Becca. You are one dirty cop. - Californication 00:19 You are one dirty cop. You all right back there? - Californication 00:28 You all right back there? ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ - Californication 00:05 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ Wow. - Californication 00:17 Wow. Why is there a naked lady in my bedroom - Californication 00:06 Why is there a naked lady in my bedroom ? who is it? ? - it's felicia. - Californication 00:14 ? who is it? ? - it's felicia. Whew, some day, huh? - Californication 00:29 Whew, some day, huh? Where you want it at? - Californication 00:24 Where you want it at? What's wrong? Are you okay? - Californication 00:23 What's wrong? Are you okay? What, you wanna suck my dick now? - Californication 00:11 What, you wanna suck my dick now? What up, buttercup? - Californication 00:26 What up, buttercup? What the fuck? - Californication 00:27 What the fuck? What the fuck?! - Californication 00:14 What the fuck?! What the fuck, Runkle? - Californication 00:30 What the fuck, Runkle? What the fuck do you think you're doing? - Californication 00:16 What the fuck do you think you're doing? What - Californication 00:31 What What was it like? - Californication 00:19 What was it like? What we have here is a failure to communicate. - Californication 00:07 What we have here is a failure to communicate. What are you reading right now - Californication 00:37 What are you reading right now Well, if you think you can get him to stop crying, yeah. - Californication 00:08 Well, if you think you can get him to stop crying, yeah. Well, Hank, do something! - Californication 00:09 Well, Hank, do something! - well, good morning, teach. - Californication 00:25 - well, good morning, teach. Way to go, dad. - Californication 00:07 Way to go, dad. Wassup, cocky smurf? - Californication 00:22 Wassup, cocky smurf? Wait. Hold on. - Californication 00:28 Wait. Hold on. [Vomiting] - Californication 00:15 [Vomiting] [upbeat rock music] - Californication 00:21 [upbeat rock music] [Upbeat music] - Californication 00:15 [Upbeat music] [Upbeat music] - Californication 00:13 [Upbeat music] Uh, I... I kinda... I got a deadline - Californication 00:18 Uh, I... I kinda... I got a deadline Uh, hold on. I'll be out in a second. - Californication 00:05 Uh, hold on. I'll be out in a second. To the blank page. - Californication 00:09 To the blank page. This is wrong on so many different levels. - Californication 00:22 This is wrong on so many different levels. This sucks. - Californication 00:09 This sucks. This one's on me. - Californication 00:08 This one's on me. This doesn't change anything, you know. - Californication 00:12 This doesn't change anything, you know. There's no excuse for my behavior - Californication 00:49 There's no excuse for my behavior There you-- - Californication 00:10 There you-- That's it. Much better. - Californication 00:06 That's it. Much better. That...was exquisite! - Californication 00:24 That...was exquisite! That him? - Californication 00:20 That him? That bad, huh? - Californication 00:25 That bad, huh? Thank you. Thank you. - Californication 00:13 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Karen. I know... - Californication 00:10 Thank you, Karen. I know... [ telephone rings ] - Californication 00:31 [ telephone rings ] Sure. how could I miss him? - Californication 00:15 Sure. how could I miss him? Stop! Hank! - Californication 00:18 Stop! Hank! Start with a shower. - Californication 00:16 Start with a shower. Some guy in her acting class. - Californication 00:16 Some guy in her acting class. So, who is this, like, your dad? - Californication 00:11 So, who is this, like, your dad? So what's the move here, - Californication 00:11 So what's the move here, So...What's it gonna be? - Californication 00:22 So...What's it gonna be? So... what? - Californication 00:08 So... what? So what kind of cleanup am I looking at in there? - Californication 00:08 So what kind of cleanup am I looking at in there? So look, man, you had a chance to spend the whole day with me. - Californication 00:22 So look, man, you had a chance to spend the whole day with m... So, I guess I'm the biggest loser of all time. - Californication 00:21 So, I guess I'm the biggest loser of all time. Shh. - Californication 00:18 Shh. Shh, I'm sorry, Charlie. - Californication 00:26 Shh, I'm sorry, Charlie. She's right. You are a dick. - Californication 00:18 She's right. You are a dick. She's all yours. - Californication 00:23 She's all yours. She'll get over it, buddy boy. - Californication 00:07 She'll get over it, buddy boy. [sensuous music] - Californication 00:13 [sensuous music] Rosario here is my amiga - Californication 00:50 Rosario here is my amiga Put down those shuffleboard sticks. - Californication 00:08 Put down those shuffleboard sticks. Previously on californication - Californication 00:04 Previously on californication
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Cast

Hank Moody - David Duchovny
Karen - Natascha McElhone
Charlie Runkle - Evan Handler
Marcy Runkle - Pamela Adlon
Becca Moody - Madeleine Martin
All Cast