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"Call Me Claus" quotes

Call Me Claus poster
Lucy's a producer on a home shopping channel. She hires the real Santa as Santa. He has to find his replacement as the real Santa in 4 weeks. Lucy is unknowingly the only candidate left.

Director: Peter Werner
Writer: Paul Mooney, Sara Bernstein, Gregory Bernstein
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family
Year: 2001
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.3
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 02 Dec 2001
Awards: N/A

21 video clips

MamaLucy CullinsRalphMember Of The CongregationTaylorBensonReceptionistCameronNick
Almost like that one years ago that No - Call Me Claus 00:12 Almost like that one years ago that No All right Look we're burning daylight on the international dateline - Call Me Claus 00:08 All right Look we're burning daylight on the... Hey everybody you're not gonna believe it - Call Me Claus 00:18 Hey everybody you're not gonna believe it The humble Christ was born - Call Me Claus 00:10 The humble Christ was born Let's do it the elf way with chins held high - Call Me Claus 00:11 Let's do it the elf way with chins held high Why Risotto I don't know what you mean And if you're not careful I could fire you - Call Me Claus 00:11 Why Risotto I don't know what you mean And if... Shop A Lot channel Good buys Hello - Call Me Claus 00:04 Shop A Lot channel Good buys Hello It's you Lucy - Call Me Claus 00:18 It's you Lucy I waited far too long to try to reach her and now that I have - Call Me Claus 00:05 I waited far too long to try to reach her and now that I... Jumpin' jingle bells it's glowing - Call Me Claus 00:06 Jumpin' jingle bells it's glowing Hey Luce Hey What don't I need to know - Call Me Claus 00:07 Hey Luce Hey What don't I need to know You said blend in boss I think six guys in lederhosen would've stuck out at Hooter's - Call Me Claus 00:07 You said blend in boss I think six guys in lederhosen... Santa Claus has left the building - Call Me Claus 00:06 Santa Claus has left the building I wish I hadn't seen Titanic - Call Me Claus 00:05 I wish I hadn't seen Titanic You leave me alone - Call Me Claus 00:04 You leave me alone Cabbie Where to lady Listen I gotta get to a little dive on Sunset - Call Me Claus 00:16 Cabbie Where to lady Listen I gotta get to a little dive on... I don't have any juggernaut in me I don't even have the juggernaut gene - Call Me Claus 00:06 I don't have any juggernaut in me I don't even... I don't want to hurt your feelings or anything - Call Me Claus 00:09 I don't want to hurt your feelings or anything I hate to break up this love fest but we have three billion gifts - Call Me Claus 00:08 I hate to break up this love fest but we have three billion... You don't suffer from vertigo do you Not any more - Call Me Claus 00:04 You don't suffer from vertigo do you Not any more Hey boss I don't want to be a nudnik but - Call Me Claus 00:08 Hey boss I don't want to be a nudnik but

Cast

Lucy Cullins - Whoopi Goldberg
Nick - Nigel Hawthorne
Cameron - Brian Stokes Mitchell
Taylor - Victor Garber
Ralph - Taylor Negron
All Cast