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Call Your Mother

An empty-nester mom who wonders how she ended up alone while her children live their best lives thousands of miles away.

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Sony Pictures Television,ABC Signature

Awards

1 win & 2 nominations

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https://abc.com/shows/call-your-mother

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I told Ted Jr. your kids
were letting you stay in L. A. - Call Your Mother

I told Ted Jr. your kids were letting you stay in L. A.

Ooh!
Don't mind if I do. - Call Your Mother

Ooh! Don't mind if I do.

[ Cellphone rings, vibrates ] - Call Your Mother

[ Cellphone rings, vibrates ]

[ Moaning ] - Call Your Mother

I'm so happy we decided
to make Sunday dinners - Call Your Mother

I'm so happy we decided to make Sunday dinners

10 minutes later that raggedy
wife of his e‐mails, - Call Your Mother

10 minutes later that raggedy wife of his e‐mails,

"Please do not microwave
our food." - Call Your Mother

"Please do not microwave our food."

[ Thudding, rattling ] - Call Your Mother

[ Thudding, rattling ]

Jackie, honey, - Call Your Mother

Sharon: Rise and shine,
Clementine. - Call Your Mother

Sharon: Rise and shine, Clementine.

I ordered a ride‐share
30 minutes ago, - Call Your Mother

I ordered a ride‐share 30 minutes ago,

I guess, if home were
a tiny renovated garage - Call Your Mother

I guess, if home were a tiny renovated garage

I thought I was using oven
cleaner, but it was spray paint. - Call Your Mother

I thought I was using oven cleaner, but it was spray paint.

It's not yoga, Ms. LA.
It's stretching. - Call Your Mother

It's not yoga, Ms. LA. It's stretching.

What do you call a woman
whose wardrobe is 90% fleece? - Call Your Mother

What do you call a woman whose wardrobe is 90% fleece?

Are you okay?
[ Chuckles ] - Call Your Mother

Are you okay? [ Chuckles ]

I couldn't read the label
because the words are so small, - Call Your Mother

I couldn't read the label because the words are so smal...

Oh, yeah. She's insane. - Call Your Mother

Oh, yeah. She's insane.

"If you're here,
you're not family." - Call Your Mother

"If you're here, you're not family."

And you can tell because
I'm not surrounded by girls - Call Your Mother

And you can tell because I'm not surrounded by girls

This is the first year
since 9th grade - Call Your Mother

This is the first year since 9th grade

You're going home soon.
We have to celebrate every day. - Call Your Mother

You're going home soon. We have to celebrate every day.

I don't know.
I'm a very good passenger. - Call Your Mother

I don't know. I'm a very good passenger.

[ Groans ] - Call Your Mother

That means
no birthday breakfast, - Call Your Mother

That means no birthday breakfast,

Mhmm. I haven't seen you
smile that big - Call Your Mother

Mhmm. I haven't seen you smile that big

If we don't
make it out of this, I ‐‐ - Call Your Mother

If we don't make it out of this, I ‐‐

Because they look
like this. - Call Your Mother

Because they look like this.

Eh, I'll roll the dice.
[ Door opens ] - Call Your Mother

Eh, I'll roll the dice. [ Door opens ]

I make conversation,
I help with directions, - Call Your Mother

I make conversation, I help with directions,

[ Both chuckle ]
[ Sighs ] - Call Your Mother

[ Both chuckle ] [ Sighs ]

Ow! Splinter.
Ohh. Oh. - Call Your Mother

Ow! Splinter. Ohh. Oh.

This pep talk is a lot like
the one you gave me - Call Your Mother

This pep talk is a lot like the one you gave me

They were finally just like,
"No más, por favor." - Call Your Mother

They were finally just like, "No más, por favor."

[ Rumbling, rattling ] - Call Your Mother

[ Rumbling, rattling ]

We're trying to get her
to branch out, - Call Your Mother

We're trying to get her to branch out,

Every time you take one of those
sleeping pills of yours, - Call Your Mother

Every time you take one of those sleeping pills of yours,

By the time you were in L. A.
for a year, - Call Your Mother

By the time you were in L. A. for a year,

I have to be
very selective - Call Your Mother

I have to be very selective

I asked Freddie to take me,
but he said he had - Call Your Mother

I asked Freddie to take me, but he said he had

That was just an intense
mutual attraction - Call Your Mother

That was just an intense mutual attraction

[ Keyboard clacking ] - Call Your Mother

[ Keyboard clacking ]

Okay. But I came out here
to take care of them. - Call Your Mother

Okay. But I came out here to take care of them.

Nick remembers me as the
valedictorian from high school, - Call Your Mother

Nick remembers me as the valedictorian from high school,

You were there for
half an hour before you - Call Your Mother

You were there for half an hour before you

Morning rush hour
on a Thursday, - Call Your Mother

Morning rush hour on a Thursday,

It says, "I'm dependable
in a storm," - Call Your Mother

It says, "I'm dependable in a storm,"

And then I called Jackie
to drive me, - Call Your Mother

And then I called Jackie to drive me,

Oh. You know I have a hard time
sleeping when I travel. - Call Your Mother

Oh. You know I have a hard time sleeping when I travel.

[ Chuckles ] Mm‐hmm. - Call Your Mother

[ Chuckles ] Mm‐hmm.

So, wait, now everyone
just calls my mother "Mother" - Call Your Mother

So, wait, now everyone just calls my mother "Mother&quo...

It's not like commercial
real‐estate management - Call Your Mother

It's not like commercial real‐estate management

Even got your favorite ‐‐
a grandé Frappuccino - Call Your Mother

Even got your favorite ‐‐ a grandé Frappuccino

I can't suck
tequila shooters - Call Your Mother

I can't suck tequila shooters

Hmm. Look, you've been here
a few weeks now, - Call Your Mother

Hmm. Look, you've been here a few weeks now,

You know, it's funny, when I
first met Freddie, it was ‐‐ - Call Your Mother

You know, it's funny, when I first met Freddie, it was ...

But I'm gonna have to turn
the thermostat down - Call Your Mother

But I'm gonna have to turn the thermostat down

‐Sharon!
‐My babies! Oh! Mwah! - Call Your Mother

‐Sharon! ‐My babies! Oh! Mwah!

[ Sighs ] Danny,
you don't have to be nervous. - Call Your Mother

[ Sighs ] Danny, you don't have to be nervous.

I love you, too. - Call Your Mother

I love you, too.

If it's not smaller than a germ,
than a germ can get in, - Call Your Mother

If it's not smaller than a germ, than a germ can get in...

Yeah, because the word "grandé"
literally means "large," - Call Your Mother

Yeah, because the word "grandé" literally means &q...

Freddie will be here soon, - Call Your Mother

Freddie will be here soon,

And his life.
[ Door closes ] - Call Your Mother

And his life. [ Door closes ]

I don't know if they let me,
but I'm gonna! - Call Your Mother

I don't know if they let me, but I'm gonna!

I mean, I'm sexually
attracted to you, - Call Your Mother

I mean, I'm sexually attracted to you,

We just don't do airport runs.
[ Chuckles ] - Call Your Mother

We just don't do airport runs. [ Chuckles ]

Mother Raines, Auntie Sharon,
do you mind if I store - Call Your Mother

Mother Raines, Auntie Sharon, do you mind if I store

Anyway, I came by
to let you know - Call Your Mother

Anyway, I came by to let you know

[ Door opens ] - Call Your Mother

There's one sport,
two beige, - Call Your Mother

There's one sport, two beige,

I'm surprising them
this morning - Call Your Mother

I'm surprising them this morning

What was I doing?
[ Door closes ] - Call Your Mother

What was I doing? [ Door closes ]

It's not like he's gonna
hear us, is an example. - Call Your Mother

It's not like he's gonna hear us, is an example.

I d‐‐ Uh, we‐‐
I guess you could split mine. - Call Your Mother

I d‐‐ Uh, we‐‐ I guess you could split mine.

When Ted Jr.
first got married, - Call Your Mother

When Ted Jr. first got married,

Ooh, girl,
I love those muffins. - Call Your Mother

Ooh, girl, I love those muffins.

Danny, I don't know if you know
this about my Jean yet, - Call Your Mother

Danny, I don't know if you know this about my Jean yet,

Oh, and a leftover nursing bra,
because you never know. - Call Your Mother

Oh, and a leftover nursing bra, because you never know.

We're done raising our kids,
our parents don't need us yet, - Call Your Mother

We're done raising our kids, our parents don't nee...

Turns out that nasty old wife
of his - Call Your Mother

Turns out that nasty old wife of his

Lunch always runs long with
my family. [ Chuckles ] - Call Your Mother

Lunch always runs long with my family. [ Chuckles ]

I think it's best
for our relationship - Call Your Mother

I think it's best for our relationship

Yeah, so we didn't have time
to hide Jackie's - Call Your Mother

Yeah, so we didn't have time to hide Jackie's

You know, I dated
an older man once, - Call Your Mother

You know, I dated an older man once,

I mean, I couldn't even take
a shower this morning - Call Your Mother

I mean, I couldn't even take a shower this morning

[ Chuckles ]
[ Door closes ] - Call Your Mother

[ Chuckles ] [ Door closes ]

Well, I can show you the doodles
in my patient notes, - Call Your Mother

Well, I can show you the doodles in my patient notes,

Ooh, give him
a muffin, girl. - Call Your Mother

Ooh, give him a muffin, girl.

I remember when you guys
first got your licenses, - Call Your Mother

I remember when you guys first got your licenses,

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An empty-nester mom who wonders how she ended up alone while her children live their best lives thousands of miles away.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Kari Lizer

Production: Sony Pictures Television,ABC Signature

Genre: comedy

Year: 2021

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.2

BoxOffice:

Released: 13 Jan 2021

Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

Homepage: https://abc.com/shows/call-your-mother