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Call Your Mother

Because if I ask himon a date, he could leave mein three years, take my car, and I'll be...

Because if I ask him
on a date, he could leave me
in three years, take my car, and I'll be right where I am
now

Full Transcript

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Because if I ask him on a date,
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he could leave me in three years, take my car,
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and I'll be right where I am now.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:11
Uploaded
May 25, 2025
Season
1
Episode
10
Genres
comedy
Production
Sony Pictures Television,ABC Signature

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Movie Summary

An empty-nester mom who wonders how she ended up alone while her children live their best lives thousands of miles away.
S01 • E02 Don't worry, you guys. I know you have your own lives. - Call Your Mother 00:04
Don't worry, you guys. I know you have your own lives.
S01 • E12 [ Stick rattles ] This is a damn game! - Call Your Mother 00:05
[ Stick rattles ] This is a damn game!
S01 • E13 You flew back to tell me - Call Your Mother 00:04
You flew back to tell me
S01 • E08 You got a pre‐boyfriend and a pre‐daughter‐in‐law. - Call Your Mother 00:04
You got a pre‐boyfriend and a pre‐daughter‐in‐law.
S01 • E06 It's just so hard 'cause I used to get - Call Your Mother 00:05
It's just so hard 'cause I used to get
S01 • E08 And we have 40 years of Humpty dances - Call Your Mother 00:11
And we have 40 years of Humpty dances
S01 • E04 When I talk to her and I ask her, - Call Your Mother 00:11
When I talk to her and I ask her,
S01 • E05 "For all time." - Call Your Mother 00:06
"For all time."
S01 • E06 I used to lay out their clothes on their beds, - Call Your Mother 00:08
I used to lay out their clothes on their beds,
S01 • E03 Yeah, but you'll never not hear from me, - Call Your Mother 00:04
Yeah, but you'll never not hear from me,
S01 • E10 Or you love the way he chews his popcorn, - Call Your Mother 00:04
Or you love the way he chews his popcorn,
S01 • E02 I may not have time for you. - Call Your Mother 00:04
I may not have time for you.
S01 • E13 I‐I just assumed that our first time - Call Your Mother 00:07
I‐I just assumed that our first time
S01 • E11 I've never forgotten our anniversary, - Call Your Mother 00:05
I've never forgotten our anniversary,
S01 • E07 We didn't have any of these issues before we were engaged, - Call Your Mother 00:05
We didn't have any of these issues before we were engag...
S01 • E10 My point is, you can't stop it. - Call Your Mother 00:05
My point is, you can't stop it.
S01 • E03 The bottom line is, I take care of you, - Call Your Mother 00:07
The bottom line is, I take care of you,
S01 • E07 [ Gasps ] - Call Your Mother 00:06
[ Gasps ]
S01 • E08 You were by my side when I met, married, - Call Your Mother 00:06
You were by my side when I met, married,
S01 • E04 So, why am I the one driving her to work? - Call Your Mother 00:04
So, why am I the one driving her to work?