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Call Your Mother

But if any of youembarrass me, I'll never share another detailabout my life with you again

But if any of you
embarrass me, I'll never share another detail
about my life with you again

Full Transcript

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But if any of you embarrass me,
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I'll never share another detail about my life with you again.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:25
Uploaded
May 25, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Sony Pictures Television,ABC Signature

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Movie Summary

An empty-nester mom who wonders how she ended up alone while her children live their best lives thousands of miles away.
S01 • E08 Oh, I brought a double cheeseburger on the airplane - Call Your Mother 00:07
Oh, I brought a double cheeseburger on the airplane
S01 • E04 In fact, it hasn't been just the three of us - Call Your Mother 00:04
In fact, it hasn't been just the three of us
S01 • E05 Just give me 90 pairs of beige pants - Call Your Mother 00:04
Just give me 90 pairs of beige pants
S01 • E09 Oh, if she's really that bad, why don't you let me - Call Your Mother 00:06
Oh, if she's really that bad, why don't you let me
S01 • E12 Okay, okay, but real quick, - Call Your Mother 00:07
Okay, okay, but real quick,
S01 • E04 And Freddie always had to bring a friend along - Call Your Mother 00:06
And Freddie always had to bring a friend along
S01 • E03 The one during quarantine was way worse, and she was fine. - Call Your Mother 00:04
The one during quarantine was way worse, and she was fine.
S01 • E08 Girl, I could use something to pull the toxins out. - Call Your Mother 00:04
Girl, I could use something to pull the toxins out.
S01 • E06 I believe I've shown I can tolerate - Call Your Mother 00:05
I believe I've shown I can tolerate
S01 • E05 Being a lifelong "after," I'm always fascinated by "befores." - Call Your Mother 00:10
Being a lifelong "after," I'm always fascinat...
S01 • E04 Who eventually became one of Jackie's boyfriends. - Call Your Mother 00:04
Who eventually became one of Jackie's boyfriends.
S01 • E02 When we first got married, - Call Your Mother 00:05
When we first got married,
S01 • E04 I was not prepared to relive this today. - Call Your Mother 00:04
I was not prepared to relive this today.
S01 • E02 And then when we split up, she still said it, - Call Your Mother 00:07
And then when we split up, she still said it,
S01 • E08 A bad dinner party can end an engagement, - Call Your Mother 00:05
A bad dinner party can end an engagement,
S01 • E03 Mom, were you here during quarantine - Call Your Mother 00:04
Mom, were you here during quarantine
S01 • E11 Look, do me a favor. You talk to Jackie about it. - Call Your Mother 00:04
Look, do me a favor. You talk to Jackie about it.
S01 • E06 It's just a little dry. [ Clears throat ] - Call Your Mother 00:07
It's just a little dry. [ Clears throat ]
S01 • E08 I mean, who knows how many birthdays Jean has left? - Call Your Mother 00:04
I mean, who knows how many birthdays Jean has left?
S01 • E01 Actually, I just became an Incredi‐host, - Call Your Mother 00:06
Actually, I just became an Incredi‐host,