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Call Your Mother

I can tell you the dateFreddie first ate asparagus, but one night whoring aroundwith...

I can tell you the date
Freddie first ate asparagus, but one night whoring around
with another man, and I forget my own
wedding anniversary?

Full Transcript

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I can tell you the date Freddie first ate asparagus,
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but one night whoring around with another man,
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and I forget my own wedding anniversary?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:17
Uploaded
May 25, 2025
Season
1
Episode
11
Genres
comedy
Production
Sony Pictures Television,ABC Signature

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Movie Summary

An empty-nester mom who wonders how she ended up alone while her children live their best lives thousands of miles away.
S01 • E10 [ Chuckles ] - Call Your Mother 00:11
[ Chuckles ]
S01 • E02 I guess if I'm going to stay here, - Call Your Mother 00:05
I guess if I'm going to stay here,
S01 • E09 You two with your special little recipes - Call Your Mother 00:06
You two with your special little recipes
S01 • E13 And then, when we're good and drunk, - Call Your Mother 00:06
And then, when we're good and drunk,
S01 • E08 And then some kid wrote "hand" in front of "job." - Call Your Mother 00:06
And then some kid wrote "hand" in front of "j...
S01 • E12 You get three points for crying, minus two for yelling, - Call Your Mother 00:05
You get three points for crying, minus two for yelling,
S01 • E09 You turned my son into a bean guy and a raisin guy! - Call Your Mother 00:04
You turned my son into a bean guy and a raisin guy!
S01 • E05 Well, that seemed like a perfect moment for me to swoop in - Call Your Mother 00:06
Well, that seemed like a perfect moment for me to swoop in
S01 • E13 [ Laughs ] - Call Your Mother 00:05
[ Laughs ]
S01 • E03 I mean, Mom knows my medical history, - Call Your Mother 00:05
I mean, Mom knows my medical history,
S01 • E02 They put soap on their eyebrows - Call Your Mother 00:06
They put soap on their eyebrows
S01 • E01 I have made serious personal sacrifices. - Call Your Mother 00:06
I have made serious personal sacrifices.
S01 • E07 Oh, well, if the man is putting his foot down, - Call Your Mother 00:05
Oh, well, if the man is putting his foot down,
S01 • E06 I think it's...great - Call Your Mother 00:07
I think it's...great
S01 • E12 And you just lost 30 points. [ Stick rattles ] - Call Your Mother 00:05
And you just lost 30 points. [ Stick rattles ]
S01 • E11 Danny, I stole my wedding anniversary - Call Your Mother 00:10
Danny, I stole my wedding anniversary
S01 • E05 Although you're a lot prettier than my Ping‐Pong table. - Call Your Mother 00:05
Although you're a lot prettier than my Ping‐Pong table....
S01 • E01 My only vacation was dropping them at Astro Camp. - Call Your Mother 00:05
My only vacation was dropping them at Astro Camp.
S01 • E13 You must be ‐‐ - Call Your Mother 00:05
You must be ‐‐
S01 • E08 The boys from the Chess Club - Call Your Mother 00:05
The boys from the Chess Club