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Call Your Mother

I got half an ear of corn,flavored pretzels, all of the kombuchas, and I got one hand...

I got half an ear of corn,
flavored pretzels, all of the kombuchas, and I got one hand exfoliated
by the lotion lady when I told her
it was my birthday

Full Transcript

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I got half an ear of corn, flavored pretzels,
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all of the kombuchas,
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and I got one hand exfoliated by the lotion lady
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when I told her it was my birthday.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:16
Uploaded
May 25, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Sony Pictures Television,ABC Signature

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Movie Summary

An empty-nester mom who wonders how she ended up alone while her children live their best lives thousands of miles away.
S01 • E10 [ Laughs ] Classic Nick. - Call Your Mother 00:05
[ Laughs ] Classic Nick.
S01 • E06 Jean, I don't care if you like me or not, - Call Your Mother 00:06
Jean, I don't care if you like me or not,
S01 • E10 So, I heard that you followed Jackie back right away, - Call Your Mother 00:06
So, I heard that you followed Jackie back right away,
S01 • E13 I think it's time I step aside and let Celia be - Call Your Mother 00:05
I think it's time I step aside and let Celia be
S01 • E11 Uh, sorry, can we go back to the thing about Celia? - Call Your Mother 00:04
Uh, sorry, can we go back to the thing about Celia?
S01 • E06 Oh, Celia, I don't dislike you or your cake. - Call Your Mother 00:05
Oh, Celia, I don't dislike you or your cake.
S01 • E02 I have a feeling that I could hire you, - Call Your Mother 00:08
I have a feeling that I could hire you,
S01 • E12 That's what keeps us connected, keeps us close, - Call Your Mother 00:07
That's what keeps us connected, keeps us close,
S01 • E04 That form is just for me, - Call Your Mother 00:06
That form is just for me,
S01 • E03 We should just let them have their stupid club - Call Your Mother 00:04
We should just let them have their stupid club
S01 • E11 I'm sorry. I was gonna do a whole thing - Call Your Mother 00:07
I'm sorry. I was gonna do a whole thing
S01 • E13 Okay, enough. - Call Your Mother 00:04
Okay, enough.
S01 • E03 Except our club will have cuter clothes, - Call Your Mother 00:06
Except our club will have cuter clothes,
S01 • E08 Danny, you did it. [ Laughs ] - Call Your Mother 00:05
Danny, you did it. [ Laughs ]
S01 • E12 So I just want to say that I'm willing to - Call Your Mother 00:09
So I just want to say that I'm willing to
S01 • E02 I do like the idea of guiding young people - Call Your Mother 00:04
I do like the idea of guiding young people
S01 • E04 This is just a bunch of doodles. - Call Your Mother 00:04
This is just a bunch of doodles.
S01 • E01 You really are an Incredi‐host. - Call Your Mother 00:04
You really are an Incredi‐host.
S01 • E10 [ Exhales deeply ] - Call Your Mother 00:05
[ Exhales deeply ]
S01 • E09 Come to Mother Abrams, baby. - Call Your Mother 00:04
Come to Mother Abrams, baby.