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Call Your Mother

I haven't dated in so long,I can't tell the difference between flirtingand grocery...

I haven't dated in so long,
I can't tell the difference between flirting
and grocery shopping

Full Transcript

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I haven't dated in so long, I can't tell the difference
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between flirting and grocery shopping.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:40
Uploaded
May 25, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Sony Pictures Television,ABC Signature

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Movie Summary

An empty-nester mom who wonders how she ended up alone while her children live their best lives thousands of miles away.
S01 • E02 Great! Ooh, I know a place with bottomless mimosas. - Call Your Mother 00:04
Great! Ooh, I know a place with bottomless mimosas.
S01 • E11 Jackie, if the trucks make you happy, that makes me happy. - Call Your Mother 00:04
Jackie, if the trucks make you happy, that makes me happy.
S01 • E03 I got a book about creating better flow. - Call Your Mother 00:04
I got a book about creating better flow.
S01 • E02 A mimosa is orange juice with champagne. - Call Your Mother 00:04
A mimosa is orange juice with champagne.
S01 • E09 I guess someone's too good for grabbing a handful - Call Your Mother 00:06
I guess someone's too good for grabbing a handful
S01 • E01 I've never even been to this new apartment, - Call Your Mother 00:06
I've never even been to this new apartment,
S01 • E08 Danny, husbands who have been with their wives for 50 years - Call Your Mother 00:09
Danny, husbands who have been with their wives for 50 years
S01 • E12 Children... with pets... - Call Your Mother 00:04
Children... with pets...
S01 • E03 [ Gasps ] - Call Your Mother 00:05
[ Gasps ]
S01 • E13 [ Both moan ] - Call Your Mother 00:06
[ Both moan ]
S01 • E05 No, but, for the record, - Call Your Mother 00:06
No, but, for the record,
S01 • E02 [ Laughs ] - Call Your Mother 00:08
[ Laughs ]
S01 • E06 Oh, he had to work, but he sends his regards and these. - Call Your Mother 00:04
Oh, he had to work, but he sends his regards and these.
S01 • E10 Did 13‐year‐old you know - Call Your Mother 00:04
Did 13‐year‐old you know
S01 • E04 I cook for Family Dinners, and I know my drink limit. - Call Your Mother 00:04
I cook for Family Dinners, and I know my drink limit.
S01 • E07 What's going on, honey? [ Sighs ] - Call Your Mother 00:06
What's going on, honey? [ Sighs ]
S01 • E13 Mm, he has to break her bones so she's easier to stuff in a shed. - Call Your Mother 00:05
Mm, he has to break her bones so she's easier to stuff ...
S01 • E08 But did I mention the gals at the brassiere shop said - Call Your Mother 00:07
But did I mention the gals at the brassiere shop said
S01 • E10 Yeah. 13‐year‐old me saw an underboob at a baseball game - Call Your Mother 00:06
Yeah. 13‐year‐old me saw an underboob at a baseball game
S01 • E03 I thought we could watch movies and paint toes ‐‐ - Call Your Mother 00:09
I thought we could watch movies and paint toes ‐‐