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Call Your Mother

If it's not smaller than a germ,than a germ can get in, and, Celia, if a germcan get in,...

If it's not smaller than a germ,
than a germ can get in, and, Celia, if a germ
can get in, then I can die

Full Transcript

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If it's not smaller than a germ, than a germ can get in,
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and, Celia, if a germ can get in, then I can die.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:48
Uploaded
May 25, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Sony Pictures Television,ABC Signature

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Movie Summary

An empty-nester mom who wonders how she ended up alone while her children live their best lives thousands of miles away.
S01 • E11 Yeah, because the word "grandé" literally means "large," - Call Your Mother 00:05
Yeah, because the word "grandé" literally means &q...
S01 • E12 Freddie will be here soon, - Call Your Mother 00:05
Freddie will be here soon,
S01 • E07 And his life. [ Door closes ] - Call Your Mother 00:05
And his life. [ Door closes ]
S01 • E10 I don't know if they let me, but I'm gonna! - Call Your Mother 00:04
I don't know if they let me, but I'm gonna!
S01 • E04 I mean, I'm sexually attracted to you, - Call Your Mother 00:05
I mean, I'm sexually attracted to you,
S01 • E08 We just don't do airport runs. [ Chuckles ] - Call Your Mother 00:05
We just don't do airport runs. [ Chuckles ]
S01 • E09 Mother Raines, Auntie Sharon, do you mind if I store - Call Your Mother 00:05
Mother Raines, Auntie Sharon, do you mind if I store
S01 • E07 There's one sport, two beige, - Call Your Mother 00:07
There's one sport, two beige,
S01 • E03 [ Door opens ] - Call Your Mother 00:07
[ Door opens ]
S01 • E05 Anyway, I came by to let you know - Call Your Mother 00:05
Anyway, I came by to let you know
S01 • E02 I'm surprising them this morning - Call Your Mother 00:05
I'm surprising them this morning
S01 • E08 What was I doing? [ Door closes ] - Call Your Mother 00:05
What was I doing? [ Door closes ]
S01 • E06 It's not like he's gonna hear us, is an example. - Call Your Mother 00:05
It's not like he's gonna hear us, is an example.
S01 • E11 I d‐‐ Uh, we‐‐ I guess you could split mine. - Call Your Mother 00:04
I d‐‐ Uh, we‐‐ I guess you could split mine.
S01 • E01 When Ted Jr. first got married, - Call Your Mother 00:06
When Ted Jr. first got married,
S01 • E02 Ooh, girl, I love those muffins. - Call Your Mother 00:13
Ooh, girl, I love those muffins.
S01 • E08 Danny, I don't know if you know this about my Jean yet, - Call Your Mother 00:07
Danny, I don't know if you know this about my Jean yet,
S01 • E07 Oh, and a leftover nursing bra, because you never know. - Call Your Mother 00:05
Oh, and a leftover nursing bra, because you never know.
S01 • E10 We're done raising our kids, our parents don't need us yet, - Call Your Mother 00:06
We're done raising our kids, our parents don't nee...
S01 • E12 Lunch always runs long with my family. [ Chuckles ] - Call Your Mother 00:06
Lunch always runs long with my family. [ Chuckles ]