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"Camp Nowhere" quotes

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A group of junior high kids don't want to go to summer camps chosen by their parents. They make their own adult-free camp and "hire" an ex drama teacher to help.

Director: Jonathan Prince
Writer: Andrew Kurtzman, Eliot Wald
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 1994
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.0
BoxOffice: $10,475,705
Released: 26 Aug 1994
Awards: N/A

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Dennis Van WelkerT.r. PolkLennyFeinGrocery CheckerDebbieMorris 'mud' HimmelAshley, TwinAmber, TwinKarl DellSteveHeatherArnoldDr. Celeste DunbarGwen NowickiDonald HimmelLt. Eliot Hendricks
Dad just 'cause I'm smart doesn't mean I can't act stupid - Camp Nowhere 00:29 Dad just 'cause I'm smart doesn't mean I... You're a little short Well you're a little fat - Camp Nowhere 00:05 You're a little short Well you're a little fat Okay troops line up - Camp Nowhere 00:27 Okay troops line up Yes sir - Camp Nowhere 00:58 Yes sir For this hour and for this trial Winston Churchill - Camp Nowhere 00:15 For this hour and for this trial Winston Churchill Are you sure you don't wanna come in We're all gonna watch Beavis and Butt head - Camp Nowhere 00:17 Are you sure you don't wanna come in We're all... I D You gotta be 19 to buy this stuff - Camp Nowhere 00:28 I D You gotta be 19 to buy this stuff Now don't forget to take your pills young un Four every hour - Camp Nowhere 00:23 Now don't forget to take your pills young un Four every... It's okay for boys to be geeky For a girl it's different - Camp Nowhere 00:33 It's okay for boys to be geeky For a girl it's... Who would think something like this could happen from harmless flares and Roman candles - Camp Nowhere 00:06 Who would think something like this could happen from... Do you know what the first law of the theater is Mud - Camp Nowhere 00:24 Do you know what the first law of the theater is Mud How much weight did your son actually lose - Camp Nowhere 01:08 How much weight did your son actually lose You know if you wore a skirt right now I'd be in heaven - Camp Nowhere 00:10 You know if you wore a skirt right now I'd be in heaven Hey This is my goddamn house and I'll talk any goddamn way I want to - Camp Nowhere 00:12 Hey This is my goddamn house and I'll talk any goddamn... Do you know what the first law of the theater is Mud - Camp Nowhere 00:24 Do you know what the first law of the theater is Mud Minneapolis Milwaukee - Camp Nowhere 00:12 Minneapolis Milwaukee Check or plastic - Camp Nowhere 00:04 Check or plastic This bites Yeah - Camp Nowhere 00:21 This bites Yeah Well no one'll find us if we're inside watching TV - Camp Nowhere 00:05 Well no one'll find us if we're inside watching TV Freezing my nuts off You can thaw 'em out later - Camp Nowhere 00:05 Freezing my nuts off You can thaw 'em out later I mean they talk about me like I'm unemployed or something I'm just a kid you know - Camp Nowhere 00:07 I mean they talk about me like I'm unemployed or... Back off geek You're gonna put somebody's eye out with that - Camp Nowhere 00:13 Back off geek You're gonna put somebody's eye out... I gotta say - Camp Nowhere 00:09 I gotta say Now what's in the shed - Camp Nowhere 00:04 Now what's in the shed But how could you invite her over I mean she's gonna find out - Camp Nowhere 00:20 But how could you invite her over I mean she's gonna... The stove is ancient Thought about a microwave - Camp Nowhere 00:09 The stove is ancient Thought about a microwave How come you're fixing a car if you can't drive - Camp Nowhere 00:37 How come you're fixing a car if you can't drive But do you have the guts - Camp Nowhere 00:19 But do you have the guts Wigwam Wash 'N Go What are we doing at a car wash - Camp Nowhere 00:08 Wigwam Wash 'N Go What are we doing at a car wash Here get to work What's wrong with Pop Tarts and Slim Jims - Camp Nowhere 00:10 Here get to work What's wrong with Pop Tarts and Slim... That won't be necessary Come on It's part of the Hippocratic oath - Camp Nowhere 00:14 That won't be necessary Come on It's part of the... Look whatever dumb diet you guys use it won't work Shh - Camp Nowhere 00:13 Look whatever dumb diet you guys use it won't work Shh This is great cake It's very unusual - Camp Nowhere 00:22 This is great cake It's very unusual Today's July Fourth but don't worry Mom - Camp Nowhere 00:12 Today's July Fourth but don't worry Mom You were sent to Earth - Camp Nowhere 00:08 You were sent to Earth My mama didn't raise no fools Oh except my brother Todd - Camp Nowhere 00:11 My mama didn't raise no fools Oh except my brother Todd Oh damn Phlurm what the hell are you doing - Camp Nowhere 00:06 Oh damn Phlurm what the hell are you doing

Cast

Neil Garbus - John Putch
Donald Himmel - Peter Scolari
Nancy Himmel - Romy Walthall
Morris 'Mud' Himmel - Jonathan Jackson
Walter Welton - Joshua Gibran Mayweather
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