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Hey, fuc… Mister…

Hey, fuc… Mister…

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Hey, fuc…
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Mister…
Duration
7 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:39
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Costica, an aimless man, runs for president inadvertently backed by a corrupt party planning to lose and continue embezzling funds, all while he naively seeks to secure his neighbor's parking spot.
Siminel, you know - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Siminel, you know
You know how to unclog a sink with vinegar and bicarbonate? He doesn't know. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
You know how to unclog a sink with vinegar and bicarbonate? ...
I didn't go to school abroad, - Candidatul perfect 00:15
I didn't go to school abroad,
When I will be at Cotroceni, - Candidatul perfect 00:05
When I will be at Cotroceni,
Zero tolerance for corruption! Under 500 euros. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
Zero tolerance for corruption! Under 500 euros.
Zero tolerance for corruption! Under 4,000 euros. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Zero tolerance for corruption! Under 4,000 euros.
I told you to ask… - Candidatul perfect 00:07
I told you to ask…
So we announce the fight against bribery - Candidatul perfect 00:11
So we announce the fight against bribery
And if you are Scorpio or if your name ends in "dish". - Candidatul perfect 00:05
And if you are Scorpio or if your name ends in "dish&qu...
Mr. Broken, you have the right of reply again. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Mr. Broken, you have the right of reply again.
When I become president, I'll legalize bribery! - Candidatul perfect 00:06
When I become president, I'll legalize bribery!
What? What do you mean, legalize bribery? What's that? What is this nonsense? - Candidatul perfect 00:06
What? What do you mean, legalize bribery? What's that? ...
Why pay a nurse from Botoșani 1,500 euros for a job, - Candidatul perfect 00:08
Why pay a nurse from Botoșani 1,500 euros for a job,
Let corruption be fair, state-controlled! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Let corruption be fair, state-controlled!
After all, what is VAT, - Candidatul perfect 00:07
After all, what is VAT,
Nineteen percent of 200 million. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Nineteen percent of 200 million.
We must fight corruption to support and protect Romanians. - Candidatul perfect 00:07
We must fight corruption to support and protect Romanians.
Yeah, and that's why I'm giving this money to all Romanians equally. - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Yeah, and that's why I'm giving this money to all ...
Square root of 100% negligible epsilon - Candidatul perfect 00:12
Square root of 100% negligible epsilon
Then I give another law when I become president. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Then I give another law when I become president.