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If you don't become president, Siminel
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Candidatul perfect

If you don't become president, Siminel, goodbye asphalt contracts,goodbye revolutionary...

If you don't become president, Siminel, goodbye asphalt contracts,
goodbye revolutionary certificate!

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If you don't become president, Siminel,
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goodbye asphalt contracts, goodbye revolutionary certificate!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:46
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Costica, an aimless man, runs for president inadvertently backed by a corrupt party planning to lose and continue embezzling funds, all while he naively seeks to secure his neighbor's parking spot.
Eight years in opposition, we have nothing to take from Moldova, - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Eight years in opposition, we have nothing to take from Mold...
I don't want to work! I don't want to! I'm coming out! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
I don't want to work! I don't want to! I'm co...
If you don't become president of Romania, I confiscate your escorts! - Candidatul perfect 00:06
If you don't become president of Romania, I confiscate ...
Come on! We laugh, we joke, - Candidatul perfect 00:06
Come on! We laugh, we joke,
The escorts go to their homes, also paid with my money - Candidatul perfect 00:08
The escorts go to their homes, also paid with my money
Siminel, - Candidatul perfect 00:10
Siminel,
No, economy, land seizures, forest confiscations… - Candidatul perfect 00:07
No, economy, land seizures, forest confiscations…
-Don't worry. -Come home! Come home, do you hear me? - Candidatul perfect 00:07
-Don't worry. -Come home! Come home, do you hear me?
How? If I give a… He's lucky he's my dad! - Candidatul perfect 00:07
How? If I give a… He's lucky he's my dad!
-Who were you arguing with? -My dad. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-Who were you arguing with? -My dad.
-Listen! Is it hard being a politician? -No big deal. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-Listen! Is it hard being a politician? -No big deal.
You have to tell them what they want to hear, to get what you want. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
You have to tell them what they want to hear, to get what yo...
Tell the opposite of truth, for their own good. And for your own good. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Tell the opposite of truth, for their own good. And for your...
-Mommy kisses you. -Do you know what I don't understand? - Candidatul perfect 00:05
-Mommy kisses you. -Do you know what I don't understand...
What's the difference between PLS and PSL? It sounds the same. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
What's the difference between PLS and PSL? It sounds th...
After 30 years of switching sides, - Candidatul perfect 00:07
After 30 years of switching sides,
-Do you like parsley in your soup? -Of course. What am I, an animal? - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-Do you like parsley in your soup? -Of course. What am I, an...
-See? You're a liberal-social. -Hello! Can't we say hello? - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-See? You're a liberal-social. -Hello! Can't we sa...
How can you not know what a train is? Come on, choo-choo! Go! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
How can you not know what a train is? Come on, choo-choo! Go...
SOMETHING AND HONOUR - Candidatul perfect 00:07
SOMETHING AND HONOUR