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If it were up to me… -No!-Go lower

If it were up to me… -No!
-Go lower

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If it were up to me…
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-No! -Go lower.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:37
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Costica, an aimless man, runs for president inadvertently backed by a corrupt party planning to lose and continue embezzling funds, all while he naively seeks to secure his neighbor's parking spot.
Watch your mouth with the deputy building manager, bitch! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Watch your mouth with the deputy building manager, bitch!
It's not a real job! Your dad put you to sweep, so he doesn't hire anyone! - Candidatul perfect 00:06
It's not a real job! Your dad put you to sweep, so he d...
Grandpa parked here, dad parked here, I'll park here. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Grandpa parked here, dad parked here, I'll park here.
Man, if it were me president in this country… - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Man, if it were me president in this country…
It's not! Because you're adopted! Fuck you! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
It's not! Because you're adopted! Fuck you!
I am not adop… - Candidatul perfect 00:08
I am not adop…
To steal what from you, you poor thing, - Candidatul perfect 00:06
To steal what from you, you poor thing,
-Mom! Am I adopted? -I'm pissing on your one-way street! - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-Mom! Am I adopted? -I'm pissing on your one-way street...
NO PARKIN - Candidatul perfect 00:06
NO PARKIN
Ma'am, - Candidatul perfect 00:10
Ma'am,
Anyone over 19 - Candidatul perfect 00:06
Anyone over 19
I am honest, I say everything that comes into my head. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
I am honest, I say everything that comes into my head.
-I joined when I was a kid. -But you're still a member. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
-I joined when I was a kid. -But you're still a member.
Mr. Yellowish thought that we need new faces in the party, - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Mr. Yellowish thought that we need new faces in the party,
Come on, ma'am, I didn't make 40 neighbors to vote for me, - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Come on, ma'am, I didn't make 40 neighbors to vote...
The truth is, this whole building president thing… - Candidatul perfect 00:11
The truth is, this whole building president thing…
I manipulated your neighbors not to vote for you, - Candidatul perfect 00:06
I manipulated your neighbors not to vote for you,
Romania needs a man to tell it like it is. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
Romania needs a man to tell it like it is.
I was sure I wasn't that stupid that only my father would vote for me! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
I was sure I wasn't that stupid that only my father wou...
I… - Candidatul perfect 00:06
I…