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Let corruption be fair, state-controlled!
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Let corruption be fair, state-controlled!

Let corruption be fair, state-controlled!

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Let corruption be fair, state-controlled!
Duration
5 seconds
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21
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:59
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Costica, an aimless man, runs for president inadvertently backed by a corrupt party planning to lose and continue embezzling funds, all while he naively seeks to secure his neighbor's parking spot.
After all, what is VAT, - Candidatul perfect 00:07
After all, what is VAT,
Nineteen percent of 200 million. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Nineteen percent of 200 million.
We must fight corruption to support and protect Romanians. - Candidatul perfect 00:07
We must fight corruption to support and protect Romanians.
Yeah, and that's why I'm giving this money to all Romanians equally. - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Yeah, and that's why I'm giving this money to all ...
Square root of 100% negligible epsilon - Candidatul perfect 00:12
Square root of 100% negligible epsilon
Then I give another law when I become president. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Then I give another law when I become president.
-Mister! -Mister! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
-Mister! -Mister!
Absolutely. Look, I'm writing it down right now… - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Absolutely. Look, I'm writing it down right now…
I also draw a little horse going up a hill, okay… - Candidatul perfect 00:12
I also draw a little horse going up a hill, okay…
Breaking news, the horse going up the hill. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
Breaking news, the horse going up the hill.
Mr. Broken, are you absolutely sure? - Candidatul perfect 00:06
Mr. Broken, are you absolutely sure?
-What, 200,000? -No way! 200,000? - Candidatul perfect 00:05
-What, 200,000? -No way! 200,000?
Honest man, you don't mess with that. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Honest man, you don't mess with that.
-He swore on his family! He's a Christian. -God help! - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-He swore on his family! He's a Christian. -God help!
Now let's talk about the problems really important in this country. - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Now let's talk about the problems really important in t...
The man claims he didn't have sex with the neighbor's goat, - Candidatul perfect 00:08
The man claims he didn't have sex with the neighbor...
More and more Austrians - Candidatul perfect 00:08
More and more Austrians
Bucharest, Cluj and Timisoara - Candidatul perfect 00:08
Bucharest, Cluj and Timisoara
Some of them have to sleep on the streets in luxury tents. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
Some of them have to sleep on the streets in luxury tents.
Luxury refugees dream of those 200,000 euros promised by Broken. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
Luxury refugees dream of those 200,000 euros promised by Bro...