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Candidatul perfect

More! He touched my pee!

More! He touched my pee!

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More! He touched my pee!
Duration
6 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
01:13:17
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Costica, an aimless man, runs for president inadvertently backed by a corrupt party planning to lose and continue embezzling funds, all while he naively seeks to secure his neighbor's parking spot.
-So you took me for a fool? -Oh, Costică, it's more complicated. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-So you took me for a fool? -Oh, Costică, it's more com...
Who wins these elections will be fined 40 billion by the EU. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Who wins these elections will be fined 40 billion by the EU.
Well, and everything we did last night, all that madness, the little train… - Candidatul perfect 00:19
Well, and everything we did last night, all that madness, th...
That was only supposed to be a precautionary measure in case… - Candidatul perfect 00:09
That was only supposed to be a precautionary measure in case...
And the streetcar doesn't run around here, I'll have to hitchhike. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
And the streetcar doesn't run around here, I'll ha...
It's an election year! Everybody's turning against everybody! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
It's an election year! Everybody's turning against...
Ever since your promises, - Candidatul perfect 00:06
Ever since your promises,
Ever since Costică's law, daddy quit drinking. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
Ever since Costică's law, daddy quit drinking.
Stop playing slots, play the stock market and screams all night "sell!" - Candidatul perfect 00:10
Stop playing slots, play the stock market and screams all ni...
Hey, Tică, - Candidatul perfect 00:10
Hey, Tică,
Listen… - Candidatul perfect 00:08
Listen…
She fought like crazy against change - Candidatul perfect 00:08
She fought like crazy against change
Next year it'll have to pay a 40 billion euros fine to the EU. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
Next year it'll have to pay a 40 billion euros fine to ...
I mean, like a big working capital which the EU is confiscating. - Candidatul perfect 00:08
I mean, like a big working capital which the EU is confiscat...
You can't let them to steal the country's working capital. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
You can't let them to steal the country's working ...
All my life I said that change is not good, - Candidatul perfect 00:14
All my life I said that change is not good,
Last time I voted for you because… - Candidatul perfect 00:09
Last time I voted for you because…
I know you were born - Candidatul perfect 00:09
I know you were born
Costică, Romania is your parking space. - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Costică, Romania is your parking space.
The party disavows Mr. Broken's behavior - Candidatul perfect 00:08
The party disavows Mr. Broken's behavior