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Really, boy? -Dude, you're an moron…
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Candidatul perfect

Really, boy?-Dude, you're an moron… Shut up… -You're such a bastard!-Leave it, man!

Really, boy?
-Dude, you're an moron… Shut up… -You're such a bastard!
-Leave it, man!

Full Transcript

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-Really, boy? -Dude, you're an moron…
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Shut up…
00:00:04.458 --> 00:00:07.333
-You're such a bastard! -Leave it, man!
Duration
8 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
01:24:42
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Costica, an aimless man, runs for president inadvertently backed by a corrupt party planning to lose and continue embezzling funds, all while he naively seeks to secure his neighbor's parking spot.
And that's why I decided to retire from the presidential race. - Candidatul perfect 00:07
And that's why I decided to retire from the presidentia...
Romanians need someone telling them what they don't want to hear! - Candidatul perfect 00:06
Romanians need someone telling them what they don't wan...
Oh, and next year Romania will pay a 40 billion euros fine! - Candidatul perfect 00:08
Oh, and next year Romania will pay a 40 billion euros fine!
-Dad? It's a bluff, right? It's a joke. -It's confirmed, Siminel. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-Dad? It's a bluff, right? It's a joke. -It's...
My opponent is the best person to run this country. - Candidatul perfect 00:07
My opponent is the best person to run this country.
I bow before you and I kiss your hand! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
I bow before you and I kiss your hand!
You are much fitter, browner, smarter… - Candidatul perfect 00:09
You are much fitter, browner, smarter…
We, if we put some concrete, maximum, I mean… - Candidatul perfect 00:08
We, if we put some concrete, maximum, I mean…
I can't believe you want to force me to govern - Candidatul perfect 00:06
I can't believe you want to force me to govern
We're gonna get fucked, together! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
We're gonna get fucked, together!
I leave it here, on the moderator's table, - Candidatul perfect 00:09
I leave it here, on the moderator's table,
Embezzled funds, stolen money 20 million euros from Health! - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Embezzled funds, stolen money 20 million euros from Health!
Is that all? We steal in a year twice as much, I promise! - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Is that all? We steal in a year twice as much, I promise!
-Siminel! Are you with the Russians? -No, I'm with these twins. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-Siminel! Are you with the Russians? -No, I'm with thes...
Me? I'm with the Austrians, we just cut down the forests! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Me? I'm with the Austrians, we just cut down the forest...
-Did you get furniture from I… Băneasa? -Yes, very good, thank you. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-Did you get furniture from I… Băneasa? -Yes, very good, tha...
And who the hell's with the Russians? - Candidatul perfect 00:06
And who the hell's with the Russians?
-Are you with the Russians? -Who's with the Russians? You are! - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-Are you with the Russians? -Who's with the Russians? Y...
Tică… - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Tică…
Yo, son, a toilet clogged in the basement, so we need it fast! - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Yo, son, a toilet clogged in the basement, so we need it fas...