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When I become president, I'll legalize bribery!
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When I become president,I'll legalize bribery!

When I become president,
I'll legalize bribery!

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When I become president, I'll legalize bribery!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:39
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Costica, an aimless man, runs for president inadvertently backed by a corrupt party planning to lose and continue embezzling funds, all while he naively seeks to secure his neighbor's parking spot.
What? What do you mean, legalize bribery? What's that? What is this nonsense? - Candidatul perfect 00:06
What? What do you mean, legalize bribery? What's that? ...
Why pay a nurse from Botoșani 1,500 euros for a job, - Candidatul perfect 00:08
Why pay a nurse from Botoșani 1,500 euros for a job,
Let corruption be fair, state-controlled! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Let corruption be fair, state-controlled!
After all, what is VAT, - Candidatul perfect 00:07
After all, what is VAT,
Nineteen percent of 200 million. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Nineteen percent of 200 million.
We must fight corruption to support and protect Romanians. - Candidatul perfect 00:07
We must fight corruption to support and protect Romanians.
Yeah, and that's why I'm giving this money to all Romanians equally. - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Yeah, and that's why I'm giving this money to all ...
Square root of 100% negligible epsilon - Candidatul perfect 00:12
Square root of 100% negligible epsilon
Then I give another law when I become president. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Then I give another law when I become president.
-Mister! -Mister! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
-Mister! -Mister!
Absolutely. Look, I'm writing it down right now… - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Absolutely. Look, I'm writing it down right now…
I also draw a little horse going up a hill, okay… - Candidatul perfect 00:12
I also draw a little horse going up a hill, okay…
Breaking news, the horse going up the hill. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
Breaking news, the horse going up the hill.
Mr. Broken, are you absolutely sure? - Candidatul perfect 00:06
Mr. Broken, are you absolutely sure?
-What, 200,000? -No way! 200,000? - Candidatul perfect 00:05
-What, 200,000? -No way! 200,000?
Honest man, you don't mess with that. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Honest man, you don't mess with that.
-He swore on his family! He's a Christian. -God help! - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-He swore on his family! He's a Christian. -God help!
Now let's talk about the problems really important in this country. - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Now let's talk about the problems really important in t...
The man claims he didn't have sex with the neighbor's goat, - Candidatul perfect 00:08
The man claims he didn't have sex with the neighbor...
More and more Austrians - Candidatul perfect 00:08
More and more Austrians