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Where did you steal it from, shmuck? -From yo momma, man!
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Where did you steal it from, shmuck?-From yo momma, man!

Where did you steal it from, shmuck?
-From yo momma, man!

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-Where did you steal it from, shmuck? -From yo momma, man!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
01:30:06
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Costica, an aimless man, runs for president inadvertently backed by a corrupt party planning to lose and continue embezzling funds, all while he naively seeks to secure his neighbor's parking spot.
What wrong way, man, it's one-way street since last year! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
What wrong way, man, it's one-way street since last yea...
No. It's changed, okay? Now it's one-way again, in reverse. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
No. It's changed, okay? Now it's one-way again, in...
-It seems that Mr. Tudor is right. -Oh, yeah? - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-It seems that Mr. Tudor is right. -Oh, yeah?
What… - Candidatul perfect 00:06
What…
The new law says it's a parking space for people with disabilities - Candidatul perfect 00:08
The new law says it's a parking space for people with d...
-He suffers from oto-tubular dysfunction. -What? - Candidatul perfect 00:07
-He suffers from oto-tubular dysfunction. -What?
And that means I lose my parking space because his ear is ringing? - Candidatul perfect 00:05
And that means I lose my parking space because his ear is ri...
-That's what I was paid for. -Hey! Whoa! - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-That's what I was paid for. -Hey! Whoa!
I'm so glad things are back to normal in this country! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
I'm so glad things are back to normal in this country!
That's it! Go home, you fucking washed-up blond bastards! - Candidatul perfect 00:06
That's it! Go home, you fucking washed-up blond bastard...
Romania is not liberal-social, nor social-liberal. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Romania is not liberal-social, nor social-liberal.
Until now I thought Romanians can't stand to hear the truth. - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Until now I thought Romanians can't stand to hear the t...
Yes, all Romanian presidents were either drunks or Iliescu. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
Yes, all Romanian presidents were either drunks or Iliescu.
MARIAN BROKEN - PRIME MINISTER OF ROMANIA - Candidatul perfect 00:07
MARIAN BROKEN - PRIME MINISTER OF ROMANIA
As Prime Minister, - Candidatul perfect 00:13
As Prime Minister,
Because Romania is a big building where we are all neighbors! - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Because Romania is a big building where we are all neighbors...
I sat and thought and took advice, - Candidatul perfect 00:11
I sat and thought and took advice,
Hi, I'm Ataș Kumar, minister of economy. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
Hi, I'm Ataș Kumar, minister of economy.
Hello. Where is this address, Victory no 1? - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Hello. Where is this address, Victory no 1?
Hello, Gherasim Lucian, Minister of Youth and Sport, - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Hello, Gherasim Lucian, Minister of Youth and Sport,