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Candidatul perfect

You are much fitter, browner, smarter… -Us? My party is full of idiots!-That's right!...

You are much fitter, browner, smarter… -Us? My party is full of idiots!
-That's right! Bravo!

Full Transcript

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You are much fitter, browner, smarter…
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-Us? My party is full of idiots! -That's right! Bravo!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:26:11
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Costica, an aimless man, runs for president inadvertently backed by a corrupt party planning to lose and continue embezzling funds, all while he naively seeks to secure his neighbor's parking spot.
We, if we put some concrete, maximum, I mean… - Candidatul perfect 00:08
We, if we put some concrete, maximum, I mean…
I can't believe you want to force me to govern - Candidatul perfect 00:06
I can't believe you want to force me to govern
We're gonna get fucked, together! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
We're gonna get fucked, together!
I leave it here, on the moderator's table, - Candidatul perfect 00:09
I leave it here, on the moderator's table,
Embezzled funds, stolen money 20 million euros from Health! - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Embezzled funds, stolen money 20 million euros from Health!
Is that all? We steal in a year twice as much, I promise! - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Is that all? We steal in a year twice as much, I promise!
-Siminel! Are you with the Russians? -No, I'm with these twins. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-Siminel! Are you with the Russians? -No, I'm with thes...
Me? I'm with the Austrians, we just cut down the forests! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Me? I'm with the Austrians, we just cut down the forest...
-Did you get furniture from I… Băneasa? -Yes, very good, thank you. - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-Did you get furniture from I… Băneasa? -Yes, very good, tha...
And who the hell's with the Russians? - Candidatul perfect 00:06
And who the hell's with the Russians?
-Are you with the Russians? -Who's with the Russians? You are! - Candidatul perfect 00:06
-Are you with the Russians? -Who's with the Russians? Y...
Tică… - Candidatul perfect 00:05
Tică…
Yo, son, a toilet clogged in the basement, so we need it fast! - Candidatul perfect 00:07
Yo, son, a toilet clogged in the basement, so we need it fas...
-I'll fix it! -I like that! Bravo! - Candidatul perfect 00:05
-I'll fix it! -I like that! Bravo!
I was going to say… - Candidatul perfect 00:10
I was going to say…
We can fly helicopters, we can party… - Candidatul perfect 00:14
We can fly helicopters, we can party…
-Come on, Siminel… -Now… - Candidatul perfect 00:09
-Come on, Siminel… -Now…
Do they read other people's minds? Because if so, I apologize… - Candidatul perfect 00:10
Do they read other people's minds? Because if so, I apo...
Independent candidate Simona Windy - Candidatul perfect 00:09
Independent candidate Simona Windy
Windy announces a series of effective measures - Candidatul perfect 00:09
Windy announces a series of effective measures