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If I had just kept my hilarious mouth shut
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If I had just keptmy hilarious mouth shut, you would've already qualified for State

If I had just kept
my hilarious mouth shut, you would've already qualified for State

Full Transcript

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If I had just kept my hilarious mouth shut,
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you would've already qualified for State.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:49
Uploaded
Jun 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Dueling high school debate champs who are at odds on just about everything forge ahead with ambitious plans to get into the colleges of their dreams.
[groans] - Candy Jar 00:04
[groans]
[sighs] - Candy Jar 00:10
[sighs]
And they assured me that I was in the right, of course, - Candy Jar 00:06
And they assured me that I was in the right, of course,
You are going to qualify for the state tournament today - Candy Jar 00:06
You are going to qualify for the state tournament today
But first, I have to compete in the debate tournament - Candy Jar 00:05
But first, I have to compete in the debate tournament
[indistinct chattering] - Candy Jar 00:06
[indistinct chattering]
[Lona continues speaking rapidly] - Candy Jar 00:05
[Lona continues speaking rapidly]
[Bennett] ... indicates college graduates are more likely to earn higher salaries - Candy Jar 00:05
[Bennett] ... indicates college graduates are more likely to...
[girl speaking rapidly] - Candy Jar 00:07
[girl speaking rapidly]
- [timer beeps] - [clears throat] - Candy Jar 00:07
- [timer beeps] - [clears throat]
[clears throat] - Candy Jar 00:05
[clears throat]
[speaks Spanish] - Candy Jar 00:05
[speaks Spanish]
[Dana] We have no fancy research databases, - Candy Jar 00:05
[Dana] We have no fancy research databases,
No debate coaches with national championships on their résumé. - Candy Jar 00:04
No debate coaches with national championships on their résum...
No, our debate coach works at Sears on the weekends - Candy Jar 00:11
No, our debate coach works at Sears on the weekends
This approach rarely wins. Replacing feelings for facts is not debate. - Candy Jar 00:05
This approach rarely wins. Replacing feelings for facts is n...
Went to a fancy liberal arts school on the East Coast - Candy Jar 00:06
Went to a fancy liberal arts school on the East Coast
You know, what are these colleges really offering - Candy Jar 00:05
You know, what are these colleges really offering
All I'm saying is how do we prepare to debate someone's personal experiences? - Candy Jar 00:04
All I'm saying is how do we prepare to debate someone&#...
No. We dismiss it as contrary to the framework of the debate topic - Candy Jar 00:06
No. We dismiss it as contrary to the framework of the debate...