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"Cannonball Run II" quotes

Cannonball Run II poster
The original characters from The Cannonball Run (1981) race across the country once more in various cars and trucks.

Director: Hal Needham, Ralph Bakshi
Writer: Brock Yates, Hal Needham, Albert S. Ruddy
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 13/100
ImdbRating: 5.0
BoxOffice: $28,078,073
Released: 29 Jun 1984
Awards: 1 win & 8 nominations

37 video clips

Don CanneloniSlimChp OfficerJ.j. McclureUncle CalMarcieMackJillFenderbaumBlakeKingThe SlapperTonyDon Don CanneloniHymie KaplanArnoldChp Officer 1Chp Officer 2CaesarBettyVeronicaSonnySheriffTerryMel
Here is to good luck May it all be mine - Cannonball Run II 00:09 Here is to good luck May it all be mine In the past the Cannelloni family - Cannonball Run II 00:30 In the past the Cannelloni family What are you boys trying to pull There has been a nuclear meltdown - Cannonball Run II 00:15 What are you boys trying to pull There has been a nuclear... Stop it boy I told you not to play with the phones - Cannonball Run II 00:40 Stop it boy I told you not to play with the phones Right here Does it look bad Not from where I'm standing - Cannonball Run II 00:20 Right here Does it look bad Not from where I'm standing Look who we have here General Patton and General Admission - Cannonball Run II 00:16 Look who we have here General Patton and General Admission We're gonna die Aye - Cannonball Run II 00:22 We're gonna die Aye How come you have a blond blue eyed slave hm - Cannonball Run II 00:15 How come you have a blond blue eyed slave hm Is the blimp driving - Cannonball Run II 00:21 Is the blimp driving Oh come on It'll be a weekend you'll never forget - Cannonball Run II 00:17 Oh come on It'll be a weekend you'll never forget What we did is we put our heads together - Cannonball Run II 00:17 What we did is we put our heads together J J Long time no see Nice to see you Captain Chaos - Cannonball Run II 00:11 J J Long time no see Nice to see you Captain Chaos You know Marcie we've got this routine down Yeah I think we're ready for the Cannonball - Cannonball Run II 00:24 You know Marcie we've got this routine down Yeah I... Friend or foe Have a guess - Cannonball Run II 00:07 Friend or foe Have a guess I order you back to America - Cannonball Run II 00:21 I order you back to America Sure Hey J J I'm not a eunuch you know Of course you're not a eunuch - Cannonball Run II 00:14 Sure Hey J J I'm not a eunuch you know Of course... Imagine the stories J J 's making up about last night - Cannonball Run II 00:13 Imagine the stories J J 's making up about last night Dead or alive Don't you worry about it - Cannonball Run II 00:23 Dead or alive Don't you worry about it Figure they gotta be between us Just pull out and block the damn' road - Cannonball Run II 00:18 Figure they gotta be between us Just pull out and block the... Hymie Kaplan what a surprise - Cannonball Run II 00:29 Hymie Kaplan what a surprise Forget it guys You're four hours and 15 martinis late - Cannonball Run II 00:08 Forget it guys You're four hours and 15 martinis late If we do this ten times a day Yeah By the end of the year - Cannonball Run II 00:30 If we do this ten times a day Yeah By the end of the year You tell us We're gonna race to Connecticut and the one that wins - Cannonball Run II 00:43 You tell us We're gonna race to Connecticut and the one... Bunch of girls We're affiliated together in the Order of - Cannonball Run II 00:27 Bunch of girls We're affiliated together in the Order... May I buy you a drink Yes Cherie - Cannonball Run II 00:13 May I buy you a drink Yes Cherie The Rigatonis the Tortellinis the Fettucinis - Cannonball Run II 00:45 The Rigatonis the Tortellinis the Fettucinis My Milly took a vow of chastity She had headaches all the time - Cannonball Run II 00:07 My Milly took a vow of chastity She had headaches all the... Oh Sir The Cannonball is a race - Cannonball Run II 00:16 Oh Sir The Cannonball is a race Now I been called a lot of things but I ain't never been called no commie - Cannonball Run II 00:06 Now I been called a lot of things but I ain't never... Get out of the road fat boy before you get run over Come on Okay - Cannonball Run II 00:07 Get out of the road fat boy before you get run over Come on... This cat is dead - Cannonball Run II 00:31 This cat is dead The Falafel family has ruled the deserts with one thing - Cannonball Run II 00:53 The Falafel family has ruled the deserts with one thing Are you sure this guy's your uncle Yeah and I told you he's your uncle too - Cannonball Run II 00:18 Are you sure this guy's your uncle Yeah and I told you... When I make a dry martini I make a dry martini - Cannonball Run II 00:08 When I make a dry martini I make a dry martini J J That son of a bitch - Cannonball Run II 00:11 J J That son of a bitch Once again you have brought shame and disgrace to our tribe - Cannonball Run II 00:38 Once again you have brought shame and disgrace to our tribe A thousand thanks - Cannonball Run II 00:05 A thousand thanks

Cast

J.J. McClure - Burt Reynolds
Victor Prinzim - Dom DeLuise
Jamie Blake - Dean Martin
Morris Fenderbaum - Sammy Davis Jr.
The Sheik - Jamie Farr
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