Take it easy, Trip! Trip McNeely! All right

Trip McNeely:

[as he approaches a sulking Mike with a six-pack in hand]
Hey man, you want a beer? Mike Dexter:
Trip McNeely! Trip McNeely:
Trip McNeely. Mike Dexter:
No way, man! Trip McNeely:
Trip McNeely. Mike Dexter:
Trip McNeely! Geez. You were a sexual icon! You know girls at Huntington still talk about you? Trip McNeely:
Really? Which ones? Mike Dexter:
You must be racking up at College. College! Trip McNeely:
I wish, bro. I can't even get digits as a freshman. Mike Dexter:
Shut up! Come on, you can tell me. Trip McNeely:
Seriously, man. I thought College was gonna be a 24-7 orgy. Hell, that's even why I broke up with Janeen before I left. Mike Dexter:
[after an uneasy pause]
S-so, what happened? Trip McNeely:
[sighs]
College chicks are totally different, bro. They're all serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. They all wanna date older guys. [Tosses an empty beer can aside] Mike Dexter:
Yeah, but... not all of 'em, right? Trip McNeely:
Way it goes. Hell, I even tried crawling back to Janeen. She was all cozy with some senior. He's a pre-med. They all are. Guys like us... we are a dime a dozen. [Belches and then chuckles] Trip McNeely:
Speaking of which, you still with that Amanda chick? She was a prize piece if I ever saw one. Mike Dexter:
[Lying to Trip]
Yeah, [Scoffs] Mike Dexter:
me and Amanda. Definitely. Yep. Trip McNeely:
You're lucky, bro. Mike Dexter:
I sure am. Trip McNeely:
Stay with her. It's the best advice I can give you. [Farts] Trip McNeely:
Oh, that, and bring rubber flip-flops in the shower. I got warts all over my feet. [Leaves] Mike Dexter:
[With a discouraged tone]
Take it easy, Trip! Trip McNeely! All right